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Trust me, man...roids will make it this little! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Ref: Nah Nah! Bruce Banner (Kane): Trust me, you don't want to make me.....ANGRY!!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg Shelton: Dude! Seriously, if I don't find my contact lens my mom's gonna kill me. HHH: Aw geez....if you get grounded I won't get to stay over this weekend! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Batista: What do you mean there's a UFO behind me? Nitro: Like I'm gonna fall for that one again! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Christian: "Aw yeah! Keep diggin, girl. Don't mind that loose change. I'm sure you'll find something more interesting in there than that! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg "Hunter...we just checked our numbers, and it turns out that the internet fans DON'T like you after all." or "Hunter, I hate to tell you this, but your wife.....she's kinda a slut." or Ref: "Hunter, I have some bad news about why we wanted you to job to shelton... HHH: Well come on! Don't beat around the bush! Ref: *chuckles* Uh...it's kinda funny you should mention that when we're in a conversation about you, Shelton, and Steph... HHH: I didn't say anything about Steph....OH GOD! or (best one of all) Keeping with the "THere's something about Mary" theme of the new WWE, HHH demonstrates what an ideal character should be like by zipping his balls up in his pants zipper. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton: Steph told me about your "little" problem...heh heh heh http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg JR: Tonight we have a special guest in attendance: The wisdom cube from Aqua Teen Hunger Force." Voice in the Croud: "KEEP HONKING, I'M STILL LOADING MY GUN!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Austin: "...and that's when she started givin me some lip" Shelton: "Dude, I figured you wouldn't smell like booze until after you went out to the ring..." Austin: "...so I says 'womin...you just broke the law!'" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg Shawn: Ok...DUDE! Only GOD can touch me like that! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Kane soon realized that he had drank an entire bucket of his own barf for nothing...the bit had been done before. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg Shawn: Keep away! Keep away! Benoit: Dude, in order to play keep away, you have to have more than one person....and the object of it is to actually keep the title away from me, not hand it to me! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg Benoit: "The ex-boyfriend off of "Meet the Parents"" Nitro: "...I still won't let you win!" Benoit: "There's gotta be some Ben Stiller movie character I can base myself off of to make it around here!" Shawn: "Dude! Zoolander! Zoolander!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg THe match really went to hell when the swarm of bees attacked Nidia. |
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Tajiri does his "Triple H Getting Drafted to Smackdown" impression, while Coach does his "Batista Watching Triple H Get Drafted to Smackdown" impression. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg Shawn: Flair! Don't let the aliens take you! Flair: Noooooooo! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Nitro: No! HE's a homo! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Kane: Holy crap! This sour apple Evolution Kool-Aid really does work! Eh....these suck. I'll do more later. |
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Coach paid dearly for making fun of Shang Tsung's new haircut. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg No one escped from... THE ARMPIT TICKLER!!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg Nidia was understandably freaked out when It Jr. flew out and attacked her. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg And when It Jr. pounced on Molly... well... lets just say things got a little ugly. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg The devil that he was, HHH waited until Hurricane was busy engaged in battle with Steven Richards before he made his surprise ambush. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg Lice inspector Triple H could be a bit violent at times. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg *Rhyno enters the ring* Rhyno: "All right, another match on TV!" *DING DING DING!* Rhyno: "Hey! My opponent's Lance! This should be fast." *DING DING DING!* Announcer: "And the winner of the match, RHYNO!!!" Rhyno: "Wow, that was fast." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg Shawn: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have had that chili Bret sent me." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Yeah, Johnny Ace/Blaze/Spade wanted to be slick an all, but this was no time to be trying to convince the ladies about your penis size. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg There was a reason Shawn and Ric never played Twister with each other... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg Knowing Flair never got over the top rope, Benoit was nice enough to help him out. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg As Michael's handed Benoit the tag title, he used a deft maneuver of the Force to steal Benoit's World Heavyweight Title. Master Helmsley would have his precious back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg Joke was on Michaels, though, as Benoit hugged him and taped a sign that said: "Ha ha, Hunter, this one's made of chocolate." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Johnny: "Dude!" Batista: "Dude!" Johnny: "Dude!" Batista: "Dude!" Johnny: "Rockin' on the air guitar dude!" Batista: "Yeah, dude, we are like... totally the man! Or the men! Dude!" Johnny: "Dude!" Batista: "Dude!" Flair (behind them): "Um... guys? Match?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg Benoit: "You stupid excuse for a Hebner! You're supposed to ring the bell whenever someone's locked in a submission move!" Michaels: "Yeah! Now get that straight before you screw it up when I put Benoit in the Crossface at Backlash!" Benoit: "Yeah! Wait, what?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg RAW was momentarily interrupted by two exhibitionists who put Lance Storm to shame. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Austin: "Heheh.. and then she said, 'No! I'm not your bitch!' and I said 'Shut up, bitch!' and she's like 'It's over!' and I'm like 'You're breaking my law, bitch!' and she's like 'This isn't wrestling, you moron!' so I stunned her and drank six bears, and when she got up, I stunned her again!' Heheheheh..." Benjamin: "Um, Steve, you're still drunk aren't you?" Austin: "...and then the cops decided to stop by for some reason..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/18.jpg You couldn't see in this picture, but Trish has a midget under her podium. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg I got nothing. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Christian was busy tenderly consoling Trish until he stepped back and realized he'd been holding Dustin Runnels, sans gold paint, all this time. OR Poor midcarders... even in their dreams they get buried. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg Apparently having not learned Coach's lesson, Kane paid the price when he teased Shang Tsung about his new crop as well. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Introducing Coppertone's NEW Midcard Hell Strength Suntan Lotion! For when you need protection against the EXTREME burn! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/23.jpg Kane was just as shocked as everyone else. An overflow of recent jobbing had reduced Triple H into Hunter HOBO Helmsley! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Hulk... getting... angry... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg Triple H: "Tiny wang! Tiny wang!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton: "Actually, I shared some company with Steph earlier today, and revealed that it is YOU who has the tiny wang!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/27.jpg Triple H: 'Hm.... I'm under attack and actually selling some midcarder's move...' http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/28.jpg Triple H: 'Wait a moment, one of my matches just ended, and my OPPONENT is celebrating???' http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Triple H: 'OH SHIT! THAT'S WHY! I FORGOT TO DRINK MY EVOLUTION KOOL-AID THIS MORNING!!!' |
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Worst. Exorcist. Remake. Ever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg Check it out, Cousin It got a hair cut! or Worst. Meng impression. Ever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg When rummaging through the Box of Lost Souls, Nidia was expecting a Sean O'Haire soul, but instead pulled the soul of the collective hair lost by Canadians through the recent years. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg Wait..Steph's on RAW now?! Dammit. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg Hurricane: Hurrisenses..tingling!...someone isn't staying in the back like my music is telling them to d...*gets clobbered by Triple H* http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg Hunter: See these wires? See that jeep? Guess what bitch?! Shelton: ...I thought you were Triple H...not Triple K... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg Using the Orton Telepathetic Mind Reader™, we can now see what's going through Rhyno's mind this moment! Let's tune in: Rhyno: Okay...Goldberg's gone...right? Right. Which means they need another guy who can do a spear. And I have the gore. Which is soooo much more cool looking. Right, right? Yeah..yeah that's right. This means I may get a push to the mid-cards! I could get a win! YESSSS! Thank you Goldberg for leaving, now I'M the ONLY one with a spear-like move! Yes, oh happy da...wait...Edge's back...Shit, no DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg Someone's been watching DragonBall Z. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Johnny Oxide...Citrus...whatever, couldn't help but get a squeeze out of Steven Richards. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg Earl (In audience): Shawn, SHAWN!! Flair isn't Canadian, don't do his move! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg Flair hated the WWE's annual prostate check-ups. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg The first and last time you'll see Shawn handing a Canadian a title belt. Be grateful. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg Johnny: Oh shit..I left the stove on... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Johnny: No, HE'S a homo! Dave: YEAH! I'M A HOM...wait... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg Benoit: Did you, or did you NOT steal Molly's wig? Johnny: ... Shawn: ANSWER HIM! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg Chris: I feel like a ref... Shawn: Oh yeah, I know...just keep it going... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg The WWE segregation continued, by keeping the Blacks and Women Beaters in their own locker-room. OR Austin: Heh, I like your hair-cut. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/18.jpg Trish: And then...they booked ME in a title shot! Jericho: I'm sorry it had to come to this.. Trish: What?! Jericho: Stunner, but that's not important right now. Remember that trick I showed you that Hunter showed me? Trish: Yeah, why? Jericho: Well..*moves hand around* Voila, bitch! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg Trish didn't take to kindly to the de-push. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Christian: I didn't know you were ambidextrous.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg They weren't kidding when they said smoking causes bad breath.. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Once Kane found out his make-up was bleeding, all bloody (green) hell broke lose. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/23.jpg Kane was shocked as anyone; how the hell did Triple H lose that much weight that fast?! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Kane: HULK MAD! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg Rare video photo of Hunter's descriptive pantomine he gave to Steph. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton: That's it? Are you kidding me?! You're that big?! Hahaha, I was bigger than that before I left the whom! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/27.jpg I knew it! I was right! Hunter's racist! White cross on a black background! Booya, I called it! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/28.jpg Chris and Shelton: PANAMA! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Hunter: ..........UH-OH! |
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"Holy shit! Our anniversary was yesterday!!!" |
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"Heheheheh... Come with me, Shelton. There's this tree I want you to meet..." |
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Although Tajiri was pretty convincing, he was denied the oppurtunity to play the little girl in the re-make of The Exorcist. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg Nidia: I know biting is an illegal move, but swallowing an arm is acceptable??!!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg Nidia falls victim to the classic April fools joke, someone put Nair in her shampoo :shifty: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg After years of hiding it Molly finally revealed she was, in fact, Sinaed O'Connor. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg HHH: Oh quit crying, that Prostate Exam wasn't THAT bad.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg In a stunning move the WWE decided it was time for Rhyno to change his gimmick. After talking with Austin, they agreed maybe they could recapture some fans with a Wyno gimmick. (Yes I know it's spelled Wineo but it's all I could think of) http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg The crowd was stunned as HBK finally proved that he was god!! Commanding everyone to walk towards the light. Meh that one is lame. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Johnny: Yeah that's me, the Tough Enough champion from the second season. HBK & Benoit: What's Tough Enough? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg HBK: You put your right foot, you put your right foot out..... Benoit: Damnit Shawn! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg The WWE was asking their superstars to go a little too far with the whole gay pride angles.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg Benoit: WHAT??!! Triple H gave you a prostal exam too??!! HBK: It's really not that bad. :shifty: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg If Benoit was ever going to go over HHH again, he would for sure have to learn the YMCA dance http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Shelton: Why yes, that is Brute. Austin: You Shouldn't have. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg HHH: You are exactly this far from the glass ceiling. This is my first attempt at captions, sorry if they suck :( |
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COACH: ...and then Mae came. TAJIRI: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg Wow! Nidia's getting REALLY good at her Stephanie impression. First the chest, now the sprea--oh, sorry. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg NIDIA: Okay! I cleaned out A-Train's shower drain. What do you need me to do now? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg That's not Molly. THAT'S A MAN, BABY! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg HHH: Oh, shit! There's an "H" on the 'Tron! I missed my cue! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg HHH: And THAT's for saying the athletic tape roll was too wide! SHELTON: Okay. *Gasp* It fit perfectly... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg RHYNO: Love you, too, Stevie. No one must ever know... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg AVALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHE! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg LILIAN: Does anyone know where my panties are? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg Where will YOU be when a senior citizen kicks your ass so hard it pops through your crotch? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg SHAWN: Hey, did you hear that Rhyno's on RAW now? RIC: Yeah, why do you a--oh. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg HBK: Ha ha! Now I'M the champion! GOD: Give it back! HBK: Yessir. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg JOHNNY: I forgot to tape "The Inferno" tonight. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg LILIAN: What did you guys think of "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?" BOTH: Thumbs up! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg And here we see a full-grown zebra taken down mid-stride by the vicious wolverine. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg HBK: Rhyno? CHRIS: Yeah... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you? SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why? STEVE: No reason. *Cracks knuckles* I'll be back in a minute. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/18.jpg Good to see Trish earned her Oxstar Seal of Approval. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg Tonight's edition of RAW is brought to you by Herbal Essences. Yes. Yes! YES! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg TRISH: I wuv you, Papa Smurf... CHRISTIAN: Um...yeah. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg KANE: ...and he kept yelling "Who's your coach?! Who's your coach?!" TAJIRI: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg KANE: Note to self, Chia is NOT edible. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/23.jpg KANE: Jellooooo Pudding! EDGE: :lol: That's great! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Is it in you? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg HHH (falsetto): Hi. Ah'm Mister Fingy! REF: Oh, God. All the jobbing is finally getting to him. HHH (falsetto): Wanna be mah friend? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg SHELTON: Watch out for...The Claw! HHH: AHHHHHHHHHH! Helphelphelphelphelp! REF: Knock it off, Shel. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/27.jpg SHELTON: Hey, Hunter, I forgot to mention that your Kool-Aid delivery accidentally wound up at my locker room. I had a little. Hope you don't mind. HHH: Ohhhhhh... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/28.jpg That bastard Sauron always picked the most inopportune time to do a run-in. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg HHH: My parents are in Florida...and I'm in New York! |
LMAO! Great stuff, Loopy, and you made the deadline with plenty to spare!
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Oh yeah, that also means get your captions in by tomorrow night or you won't be considered for CotM. :D
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Tajiri, well schooled as a heel, sucked Coachmen's life force from his body. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg Later, Tajiri drains Kane of his life force aswell. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg It is clear, that HHH's favore Kids in the Hall scetch is the "I'm crushing your head!" scetch. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton agrees http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg I don't care if Cousin It (Addam's Family) is the father, that is no way to hold a baby. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Even HHH was mortified with how Nidia held Cousin It's baby, and this guy did the necrophilia bit. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg HBK (thinking): haha, now I just need to plant Beniot's wallet in Eddie's duffle bag! |
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http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg Tajiri's reaction after Coach told him Triple H was gonna lose tonight. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg Molly: You sure shave your armpits good. Ref: Thats not the only thing. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg After noticing what happened, Nidia had to try to think up a way to convince the ref she didnt pull Molly's hair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg Molly was so pissed after the match that she pulled her own hair out. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg HHH heroically pushed the hurricane out of the way before the Hurricane symbol could attack him from behind. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg HHH: Say it like you got a pair! Benjamin: One....Two....Three.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg Rhyno looks at Storm and for a breif second thinks that he is still in ECW. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg By Gods Light...I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Lillian: Johnny Nitro??? Eric Must be Proud Nitro: Well you know. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg Congratulations HBK....Its a Flair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg HBK: Get down child..Thats to dangerous. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg HBK: Bang Bang...Your Dead http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg HBK: I love you man!!! Beniot: Too Bad its my title. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Batista: Eric loves me more!!! Nitro: No...Eric Loves me more!!! Lillian: Fags http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg After attacking the Ref, HBK and Benot reallize that it wasnt Nitro yea Molly in a ref constume. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg Beniot: Ladies and Gentlemen, the person who will lose at Backlash...HBK HBK: YEAAAA....wait..what? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Benjamin looks at Austin and wonders who really stole the others hair cut here. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/18.jpg Trish: Oh my god....its a boogey? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg Late Breaking News: Trish Stratus tragically died monday night after slipping over the Highlight Reel Logo that was conveniently placed on the walkway. Jericho says he didnt do it but is still being held for questioning. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Trish: Why does it have to be so small. Christian: Oh my god!!! A girl touched me there. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg Tajiri's reaction to when Kane told him he would win. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Kane:(Looking at mirror in his hand) Hulk has nothing on me. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/23.jpg Resident Evil: The Wrestling Game http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Urge to kill rising...rising...rising... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg Before Viagra http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Benjamin: After Viagra HHH: Oh you son of a..... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/27.jpg HHH: Its a message. Benjamin: What does it say. Ref: Let Benjamin go over and the Title is yours at backlash signed Vince http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/28.jpg JR: Congrats go out to Benjamin on his win tonig....whats this...we have just gotten news that next weeks main event will be all the members of Evoltution vs Banjamin. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg HHH: Oh my God!!! Its happening again. IM LOSING!!!!!!! I hope these were ok. There were my first time of actually doing all of them. |
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Coach wasn't pleased with RAW's new water fountain. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg Molly: "Alright Nidia what would you like?" Nidia: "I want a skull." Molly: "Well I can draw Kermit the Frog. Would you like a Kermit the Frog?" Nidia: "No I want a skull." Molly: "Well I'm going to go ahead and draw Kermit and Frog." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg Nidia was pretty nervous to wrestle Cousin It. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg Even Molly couldn't tame the beast in Cousin It. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg Triple H: "Oh man, what happened?" Shelton: "Someone hit the joint before we got there." Triple H: "Who did this to you man, WHO?!!" Shelton: "It was a man...with a big green mask." Triple H: "He's dead meat." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg After the backstage assault: Hurricane: "This will be remembered as the day that you ALMOST captured The Hurri...OH SHIT!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg Rhyno started thinking about what he would have to do with the upper management to get a real push, and the look on his face showed his enthusiasm. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg The debut of Jubilee on RAW was a huge success. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Johnny: "C'mon Lillian, can't we just go out once like old times?" Lillian: "Don't start with me Florence!" Benoit: "FLORENCE?! Hahahahahahahahaha" HBK: "Oh man Johnny Nitro's real name is Florence?! Hahahahahaha" Johnny: "Hey shut up...you all shut up!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg The fans thought it was sweet of Shawn Michaels to help an old man cross the ring. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg Ric: Shawn look, a chick with huge knockers in the third row is flashing us!" HBK: "Oh yeah that's nice...hey Johnny why are you looking at me? Look at her!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg HBK: "I can't believe we won Chris!" Benoit: "Yeah neither can I, now can you take your hand off my belt." HBK: " I...I can't, my hand seems to be stuck." Benoit: "Oh great, someone put super glue on the Tag Team titles." Ric: "Hehehe!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg Shawn and Chris got used to being stuck together pretty quickly. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Batista: "ME MONSTER IN BED!" Johnny: "Oh he's the man in the bedroom, take it from me." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg Benoit: "Everybody I told about the file is dead." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg The beer bottle was looking to get a main event push against HBK and Benoit. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Austin: "...and then I pushed her down the stairs." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/18.jpg Chris's face showed his happiness when Trish told him she has a penis. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg Trish was so pissed off at Chris that she walked out on him for the Highlight Reel icon. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Christian: "Don't worry Trish, Chris won't hurt you ever again, just don't play Candyland with him." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg The faulty water fountain strikes again. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Kane: "OH...MY...GOD like my mascara is running." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Mr. Clean wasn't prepared for his shoot. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg Triple H: "My cock size is this many...WTFFFFFFFFFFF decimal misplacement chief!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton: "This is how tight my wife's vagina is. What about your's Hunter?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/28.jpg Once word ot out about Shelton's win over Triple H, Vince gave the command for the flamethrower. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Triple H just found out he's scheduled for another long-term feud with Scott Steiner. |
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There have been many superhero's in the past that are female, such as "Spider Lady", "Cat Woman" "Edward Scissorhands" and the all new "Nidia Hairforhands" OR Nidia didn't realize how much trouble she got into, first she stole JR's hat, made it dissapear into thin air, and now she messes up in the "Making the rabbit dissapear" in the hat trick, accidently turning the rabbit and the hat into female version of "HEAD" http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg Sporty Spice is really looking good these days, I smell a Spice Girls reunion! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg Triple H: I told you Ken, this is not Barbie World, now go back to the board game. This is RAW, you can't brush Barbie's hair, brush her teeth, do her nails or paint her feet anymore, your days of being plastic are over! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg After being Johnny Blaze, Johnny Spade, Johnny Nitro, Billy Club and Billy Goat, poor old Johnny couldent find a name, and decided to rename himself 10 Second Tom! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg Shawn Micheals: OK Flair, lets see you get out of THIS! Ric Flair: Oh no, YOU STOLE MY MOVE! Shawn Micheals: HEY LOOK! A DUCK MOUTHED PLATAPUSS! Ric Flair: ...what? Shawn Micheals: ITS COMIN RIGHT FOR US! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg WWE took the "Green Lantern" gimmick a bit too far. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg Triple H: Hey Shelton, have you ever played Pac-Man? He's the little Yellow guy who runs around in a maze and eats dots! This is my impression of him *Hand motion* Wah-Womp Wah-Womp Wah-Womp! Wah-Womp! Rumor has it that the ghosts have been running around in the back! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg He was right! Binky the Blue Ghost as Trish! OH NOOOOO! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg OH NO THE GREEN GHOST! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton: I see you!! |
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Tajiri: (8)...Rook over your shourder, ready to run, rike a good rittle bitch from a smoking gun! I am da game, and I make da rures...(8) OR Tajiri: Rut did da two rips say to da face? Coach: ? Tajiri: (SPIT) SRAP, I'm Rick James beetch. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg Molly: So, who did you sleep with last night? Nidia: I don't kiss and tell! Molly: Well, do you fuc</>k and tell? Nidia: I'm not telling you! Molly: Come on, it's okay... We all know you slept with Tajiri last night. I see that green all over your chest... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg Nidia: (Crying) It's true, it was so embarassing! When I told him to unload on my breasts, this isn't what I had in mind! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg Nidia: So Molly... Do the curtains match the drapes? Molly: Nope. (tosses her a bush) Nidia: :eek: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg Hey Molly, A-Train called, and he wants his birthmark back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg Hurricane: I was flyin' around, last night! And I saw, the most, evil villain... So, I flew, into action. And then... He... It was... Terrible. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg Hurricane: He just opened his mouth, and gobbled me up, like I was the Hamburglar. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg Hurricane: Hah, I can fly! Triple H's double-jobbing has broken his gravitational pull! HHH: (running through the arena) POWERS... DON'T... WORK... MUST... MANUALLY... HOLD... EVERYONE... DOWN... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/06.jpg Triple H reveals that all along, he has been absorbing everyone's talent by touch like Rogue from X-Men! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg Well, maybe not everyone. Even Trips knew when to leave it alone. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg (8)Oh..! Oh! Ohhhhhhhhhh! I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy... I got the looks...(8) Introducing first, from San Antonio Texas, weighing in at two hundred, thirty pounds, The Heart Break Kid, Shawwwwwwwwwwwwwn, Michaellllllllllllllllllls! (8)Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiist, Suuuuuuuuper Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...(8) And his tag-team partner, from The Pearly Gates, weighing in at nine trillion, eight hundred, fourty-nine billion, seven hundred, ninety-six million, five hundred, thirty-nine thousand, and one pound, The Allllllllllllllllllmightyyyyyyyyy, Godddddddddddddddddd! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Lillian: And the laaaaaaaaaaaaand, of theeeeeeeeeeee, freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (All at the same time) Benoit: Thank you Lillian... That was inspiring, I mean ever since I was a little boy in Atlanta Georgia... Michaels: Benoit, put your hand down, you're a Canadian... Spade: Will you sing the Elmo song for me? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg When Michaels told Ric Flair that his penis was a foot long, Flair didn't believe him. So Michaels grabbed a foot and measured. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg JR: Well now Flair is going upstairs! King, this has never worked! King: Wait a minute... It's working JR! JR: BAH GAWD, HE IS LITERALLY PERFORMING FELLATIO ON THE NATURE BOY! BBQ SAUCE UNPRETTIER PETER NORTH STUNNER! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg Michaels: Oh suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, they just give the bellllllllllt to youuuuuuuuuuu Benoit. Here, take the tag-team strap too. Why don't you just wear all the damn belts? http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg Benoit: Well Shawn, why don't you keep one, since you were the one that pinned Flair? Michaels: !? HUH!? Benoit: ...? Dude? You won the match... Heh... You're the one that got us these titles. Michaels: Wow, you're the greatest Benoit! Trips never let me have a belt even when I did pin him clean! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Looking to his mentor Triple H for advice, Batista, as well as Spade, were both equally shocked that he had gotten a sex change. Batista: Hunter, why!? WHY!? Hunter: (Shrug) Some of the divas are getting bigger boobs than me, so it's time to hold them down. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg Michaels: I gotta hand it to you Benoit, knocking out the ref when I hooked you in that Sharpshooter was pretty smart, I've gotta get some new material. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg And now, we take another look into the minds of Benoit and Michaels, with our extra sensory perceptive machine. Benoit: (Wow... The WWE champ... Getting a big rub by Michaels. These are the happiest days of my life.) Michaels: (Days? You got that right... 16 days to be exact.) Benoit: (...) http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Shelton: So the internet buzz from the TPWW poster eminem is that I am the next Rock. What do you think Steve? Do you smell what the Benjamin is cookin'? Steve: :lol: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/18.jpg Jericho was pissed when the dentist gave Trish a sticker for clean teeth and not him, which prompted Jericho to hide his problem. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg Trish was pissed when Jericho revealed her and my own little secret. She was a Bottom-feeder. That's right, a Rock Bottom feeder. That pooty is mine. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Whenever skanks like Trish got upset, Christian always knew how to calm them down and get them to sleep with a lull. Christian: (8)Rockin' you baaaaaaaaaby, in the hot tub... When I get blown, my strudle will throb...(8) http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg The ref found Tajiri and Kane's strange romance to be disgusting at the very least. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Kane: LET'S ROCK. JR: BAH GAWD, KANE HAS TURNED INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK! King: Wow! With Rey turning into the Flash, and Kane turning into the Hulk, the next thing you know JR, you'll turn into the Blob! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/23.jpg JR: Well Kane may be the Hulk, but he is no match for Hold-Down Man! King: Er, that's Edge, not Trips... JR: Look closely King. That's Triple H's face on Edge's body. King: Wow, you're right JR. What the hell? JR: Well, I imagine that's why he pushed to feud with Edge so bad. Apparently he plans to shapeshift into Edge and job to himself. King: What a genius! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Kane: Why am I green? Alright, alright, I'll tell you why I'm green. I was walking along, minding my own business, when this little Japenese guy comes up to me. He looks at my package and bows. I'm like WTF? So then he takes me to a meeting room, with all his buddies. Well, it turns out they wanted to offer me a million dollars for my penis pills. I refused. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg The next thing I know, his friend says something in Japenese... I think it was, "He is a firm negotiator." So he just spit this sh</>it all over my face! ------------ (Alright, for the next one, I am gonna avoid the small penis jokes because I know everyone is gonna do em...) ------------ http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg Triple H just couldn't help giving Steven Richards a nipple-twist for good luck. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton: Ohhhhhhhh! So Steven Richards is right here? And it gives you good luck? Sweet! Richards: OW, get your finger out of my ass! Triple H: You dumbass. :lol: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/27.jpg The ref, aroused by the sight of two men in their underwear wrestling each other, couldn't resist the urge to hit his hands and knees and bark like a dog. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/28.jpg Benjamin: I won! It's all about the Benjamins! Chris Benoit: Shelton? Benjamin: Yeah? Chris Benoit: If you wanna get anywhere in this company, you have to stop hanging around Goldust. Trust me. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Evolution: And to show our appreciation for everything you've done... Triple H, this, is your life! (Video plays) Triple H: Who's your daddy... Who's your daddy... Steph: Vince McMahon is... Are you in yet? Triple H: I think I'm gonna... Ohmygod... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH. Orton: *$&^%&^$&^&#^$ WRONG VIDEO FLAIR, YOU MORON! |
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Austin: And then I was like, "No, sorry sir, no problem here." Shelton: And what did Molly do then? Austin: Well, as soon she put her wig back on and I figured it out, I knew it was time to move in for the kill. There, I did one. :shifty: EDIT: I fuc</>ked up my own punchline. Edited to make sense now. |
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Like Austin Powers said, "This isn't my bag baby", but I'm going to give it a go. Maybe I hit it lucky and get on that "Best Captions of the Year" thread.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/01.jpg Tajiri unleashed his new move on the Coach. The "Gingivitis Ki Blast". http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Nitro: How you do'in? :naughty: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/12.jpg Shawn: I don't beleive it. We finally won the titles Marty! Benoit: You're not even trying anymore. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg Shawn: Just joking there Jericho. Benoit: Again...wrong Chris! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/15.jpg Shawn: Nowinski? Benoit: Keep trying. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/16.jpg Shawn: Chetti? Benoit: He doesn't even work for this company. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg Shelton: Well the offer's nice Austin, but I've heard what you do to your girlfriends. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg Trish: Shit, damn, ass, fu</>ck, bastard, bitch, badd ass heel, fu</>ck, shit, damn! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg And here we see a hugh between the CLB...and Christian. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/21.jpg Tajiri attempts the Gingivitis Ki Blast against Kane... http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg ...but it shows very little effect. Kane: Fool! Your Gingivitis Ki Blast is no match for my dentistry powers. Now you shall pay. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/23.jpg Someone: Quick...get into positions. Triple H is coming. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg Triple H: This is how long your push is going to last. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Shelton: Oh yea, well Vince said my push was going to last this long... :?: ...DAMN IT! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/27.jpg *Shelton reaches behind HHH head.* Shelton: Hey...what's this. HHH: No, no, no...<o>not the amulet!!!</i> http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/28.jpg Shelton: I actually won! Wow, this amulet must have been the source of HHH's powers! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Within seconds after losing his amulet, HHH get's a divorce from his wife, his back turned on by anyone with WWE power, de-pushed, and jobbed off to Lance Storm...and all before the copywrites pop up. |
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The always deadly and gross Osaka flu hits the RAW locker room with disgusting results. or Tajiri just didn't have the stomach to make it through that best of Mae Young video: Mae gone wild uncensored edition http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/02.jpg ::Nidia Thinking:: Wow, This is what I worked so hard for these last few years. My mom, my dad, my Fiancée, there all watching me, I'm so happy I could make them proud, Its like a dream come true. ::Ref Thinking:: Look at them titties, my goodness! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/03.jpg The female wrestling species, Nidia Wrestleus, goes through a molting process every so often. here we can see that she has shed her old skanky curly hair for some new straight hoe style hair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/04.jpg Steph: "I dunno I've tried everything, I've even tried scrubbing them out" or Jerri from survivor makes her wrestling debut as the bitch who hates everyone and complains about everything. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg The Hurricane may have super powers be even he was unable to dodge the giant throwing star that evil ninja, storm shadow threw at him http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg ::Rhyno:: Ok man, be cool, don't mess this gore up, last time that happened Vince got pissed and put me in a feud with hardcore holly ::shudder:: ok, concentrate man, ready set, go! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/08.jpg When HBK said he had god on his side he wasn't kidding, as our father and lord appeared before the arena and smote the devil HHH, casting him to back to the dark depths from where he came. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Johnny B.-"I forgot my gimmick name again this week, just make something up, not like anyone cares, I am a tough enough winner after all." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/10.jpg The Figure four leg lock had gone terribly wrong, when HBK, powered by god, stood straight up breaking both of Ric's legs in 4 spots. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/11.jpg Ric: Shawn I'm getting caught down there, can you adjust me." Shawn: "It would be my pleasure." Ric: "ahh it's good to be a legend." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/13.jpg HBK and CB celebrate their win over the Devil's spawn, while god cheers them on from seat 2a.Row B section 12. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/14.jpg Batista: "Hunter you gotta help, These guys are just to talented and over compared to me." Hunter ::Satanic Voice:: "You've got no mic skills, or in ring skills, plus I'm focusing all my evil powers on little hunter, er I mean Randy, So sorry, even I can't work miracles Dave." http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg You see the trick is to live in Texas, you'll get executed for Jaywalking there, but a scumbag like me, hell the cops just ask for my autograph and let me go :n: http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/18.jpg Trish was gloating about how she got the last package of Crest white strips. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/19.jpg Trish was furious when the little blue man in the hamster ball refused to stop following her to the ring. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/20.jpg Christian was horrified when he found out the woman he had been comforting for the last few minutes wasn't Trish, but was in fact Madeline Albright. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/22.jpg Kane's Ecto cooler addiction was beginning to affect his in ring performance. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/23.jpg Jerry Lynn made his velocity re-debut when he pinned Kane in 10 seconds, thus killing his character forever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/24.jpg Kane: "I didn't know that when you say the line, I don't know, on this show they pour slime on you. Reps to any old schooler that gets this one http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg I'm crushing your head! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg This is how big your penis is compared to mine, You know what they say about black men Hunter. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg[/QUOTE] OMG it's happening again, it's just like WM XII all over again! NOOOOOOOOOOOO ::hunter explodes:: |
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Lets see what I can muster up this week.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/05.jpg Dancing Lance may be no more, so Triple H made The Hurricane take over the gimmick. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/07.jpg Since Trish was wearing a big shirt, the camera gets the next best cleavage shot...Rhyno http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/25.jpg My penis is this much longer than Jazz's penis. http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/26.jpg Really? I heard Jazz's penis was this much bigger than yours! http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/29.jpg Triple H's reaction after finding out his stock in WWE just hit rock bottom. |
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Wow, everyone was on fire today! Of course, with pics like those, it's not a huge surprise. Definitely a nice bit of comedy though. :y: :y: to everyone!
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http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/09.jpg Lillian: This match is scheduled for one fall.. Johnny Nitro: DURR THIS MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! Lillian: Stop mocking me! Johnny Nitro: LOOK AT ME, I'M LILLIAN GARCIA RRRURURURUR |
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Lilian: ... and your special guest ref is Johnny Spa.. Johnny: actually there's been a change. I'll be Johnny Nitro from now on Lilian: your special ref... Johnny Nitro Batista: Hey I thought your name was Spade! Johnny: I changed it Batista: Well I wanna change my name too! Can I be announced as the Next Big Thing? I hear that's available now. Lilian: Fine, whatever. "Introducing the referee for the match Johnny Nitro. First up is team of Ric Flair and The Next Big Thing Batista. Their opponents for tonight are HBK Shawn Michaels and the WWE Champ Chris Benoit, from Calgary Alb.... Benoit (off screen): Actually Lilian, it's Atlanta now.... Lilian: F'k it, I quit. That is by far the longest caption I've ever written. |
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