Stupid things said by marks...
 

http://www.armpitwrestling.com/stupid-marks-1.shtml

"AJ Styles is nothing but a short Randy Orton clone"- Said by some dumb mark in a Yahoo chat room, obviously he doesn't realize Styles has been wrestling longer (no name given)

Add your own.

Minnesota...my sweet sweet home went from the AWA to crap.

“I watched Wrestling with Shadows documentary. I’m never watching wrestling again; I didn’t know it was predetermined.” – My old school friend a year after we finished high school so that would make him 18 or 19 and he just figured it out. Gosh. (thanks to Matt Sabo)

The quotes would be a lot funnier without the commentary afterward.

"Oh my God, look at that fag!"- Some lady pointing to Dave Meltzer. B*tch. Like she has any idea what a genius Dave is. In her defense, Dave was running to his seat at the arena, and someone yelled Hi to him. While he was running, he waved Hi back to the guy. I dare anyone reading this to run, wave Hi, smile, and NOT look gay. Poor Dave just didn't stand a chance, and this b*tch called him on it.


What a mark!

I hope this doesn't count as thread bumping, but this particular thread reminded me of another one I posted in a few years ago.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...572#post973572

"Shawn Michaels had a legit knee injury."

just had alook at that thread.xero was a fucking idiot back then aswell i see.wonder was his mom suckin donkey balls back then as good as she is now.:rant:

I <3 jony lions.

:kiss:

:y:

"The screwjob was a shoot"

:shifty:

"Bret Hart was a great promo."

the best way to prove you're a fan of shawn micheals is to insult bret hart

There's not a quote to go with this, but I guy I worked with back around 2000 tried to convince me that Rikishi was, in fact, Yokozuna.

"Vince screwed Bret."

Clearly

It is not about being a Shawn Michaels fan, it is about standing up for the truth.

"Eddie Guerrero is way overrated, and only got popular because he died so suddenly, like Heath Ledger." (I wanted to hit this guy)


"The F-U works because of the moves John Cena uses to build up to it." (Said after I commented on how weak Cena's finisher is in comparison to basically every other finisher out there.)


"Shane McMahon should be WWE Champion."


"Kevin Nash never drew." (This guy had obviously never seen the charts.)

Trust you to bite on this discussion. I never would have guessed :roll:

What screwjob :shifty:

lol. I see what you did there.

Fake Kane was played by Abyss. That's why he dissapeared from TNA for a while. - One of TD's friends while watching a PPV.

"The only person that's not on steroids in the WWE is Bobby Lashley"

Sadly it was my dad saying that to me.

"(random midcard worker) is so good."

The Fake Kane wasn't played by Abyss. Abyss Was injured the fake abyss was festus. Look it up

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Well, it works for me.

You are correct. The same guy has also done the Brother Love gimmick in WWE.

Was that supposed to be a rebuttal? Because he sounds like he's doing a bad impression of William Shatner.

"I'm gonna settle a few scores! One of them... is with.. Jerry... the so called King... Lawler!"

LOL yeah. Meltzer mark.

"I just don't see the need for Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle to have a match" - prior to Wrestlemania 21

Shit you not.

Beauty is within the eye of the beholder, and it's real easy to criticize someone, especially if you don't like them. Bret Hart was the top face in the WWF at the time, and it had been years since he was a heel, and when he was, Jimmy Hart and Jim Neidhart did most of the talking. Now in 1993, for someone with little experience doing a promo as a heel where he had worked as one of the top good guys for several moons, I thought Bret did a great job. But okay, if that isn't good enough for you, how about this:

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MEH.

And it's real easy to suck a dick when you've licked your lips that long.