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Eddie learned his lesson, never wear light colored clothing after a burritto eating contest, luckly he had a hat to cover his shame. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/32.jpg Eddie: (8)I dance, I dance, I dance, I dance around the hat!(8) |
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RVD cringed as he saw that his paycheck for all his spots and moves that he does nightly was only 5 dollars. (Look closely near his knee and you'll see an object that resembles money) |
Just a warm-up before I have my first go at this captioning thing...
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RVD cringed as he saw that his paycheck for all his spots and moves that he does nightly was only 5 dollars. And that was his paycheck of 5 dollars, for the last month. Surely RVD could not get a stash for next Thursday night with this amount for a paycheck (Look closely near his knee and you'll see an object that resembles money) |
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Angle: Wow, I'm really honored, and graciously accept this Broken-Neck-Stay-On-TV-Anyway-And-Bury-People award, but Austin is going to be a tough act to follow. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/02.jpg This would be the last time Rikishi would ask for "All you can eat" when stepping into the WWE ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/03.jpg However, this would not be the last time for the Big Show to ask for "All you can eat" when stepping into a WWE ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/04.jpg Bradshaw: Are you the cruiserweight I'm here to bury? Driver: No hablo- Bradshaw: (Cutting him off) Thanks little buddy. Know where I might find this "Hablo" character? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/05.jpg Rey: I wonder if you could do me a favor, get my head outta here, I don't like the flavor. Chavo: (Soft sigh of contentment) Ah Rey, where would I be without you rapping? Rey: I am the Latino John Cena, who is the White Eminem, who is the White Vanilla Ice... Chavo: Rey, that didn't rhyme... Rey: ...Better get my head outta here, 'cause I have lice. Chavo: ... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/06.jpg Bradshaw: Bradshaw 619 says I just whipped your ass! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/07.jpg Haas thought he had things well under control, until RVD's arm morphed into the MegaMan Buster Cannon. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/08.jpg When your penis is that large, it certainly takes alot out of you to masturbate. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/09.jpg Haas: This little piggy went to AA... This little piggy got stoned. This little piggy's wife got beat, and this little piggy drew none. And this little piggy went, weeeeeeeeewewewewewe, all the way home! RVD: Piggy one is Jake Roberts, Piggy two is me, Piggy three is Austin, Piggy four is Big Show, and Piggy five is Lesnar. Haas: Damn, you're good! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/10.jpg RVD: Man, I told you not to inhale Richards's shotguns with all your lung power... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/11.jpg As usual, the WWE's drug test got a little dramatic. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/12.jpg Mr. Orton was kind enough to lend SmackDown his ESP machine, even though it was the other brand. Booker: (This man is the epitome of the word "jabroni...") Hardcore Holly: (I wish you were about 15 years younger you little ****, then I'd put you in your place.) Ref: (...Is that... Eminem? No, couldn't be.) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/13.jpg Booker: Damn Bob, don't you think you're being a little stiff man? Hardcore: SHUT UP BLACK LESNAR! Booker: ...Black WHAT? Look here, silly little white man... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/14.jpg And thus, Booker one-upped Brock, by disintegrating Holly's entire head with a piledriver. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/15.jpg Long: D'Von... I... Am your father. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/16.jpg Let's all hear it for the WWE's newest debut. AssMan: gangster http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/17.jpg Cena and the ref were shocked to see a guy call his own neck a homo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/18.jpg Cena: Jesus, I want a raise. I carry practically half this company on my back. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/19.jpg Cena: This dog should be the new mascot for the WWE! Not only does it live and breathe WWE, but it sh</>its WWE too! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/20.jpg Eddie: Look, before you say something like, "Burritos and nachos and tacos," or something, I'd like to tell you that just because I'm a Latino doesn't mean I always eat that stuff, and that I can't enjoy a slice of pizza or a nice steak, so let's try and keep it respectable. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/21.jpg OJ: I did it for The Rock. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/22.jpg Apparently, to add spice to the brand feud between RAW and SmackDown, Jim Ross decided to invade SmackDown, proclaiming to be the leader of the new stable, "bWo," or, "BAHGAWDBBQSAUCESTUNNERUNPRETTIER World Order." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/23.jpg Bradshaw: And this pink right here represents some heavy heat and humidity pouring through the area. A little to the west of that, there is some light rainfall, and I guess that giant Mexican guy is like El Nino or something. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/24.jpg Eddie Guerrero was not a guy to fu</>ck around when it came to Chuck E. Cheese games. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/25.jpg Bradshaw does his impression of Vince trying to think of something to say other than, "You're fired." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/26.jpg 'Taker: Well Eddie, looks like putting on that cowboy hat got you a huge pop, guess you owe me 20 bucks. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/27.jpg I don't know what's worse, the fact that Eddie put the hat down there, or the fact that it slowly began to fill up. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/28.jpg Eddie: P'tew! This is the nastiest tortilla I've ever had! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/29.jpg Since Ross had success with his cookbook, Austin decided to give it a go. He was also kind enough to show us how he made French Toast for free. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/30.jpg Bradshaw: Ah sh</>it! Sorry Steve, I forgot to tape your shows on the Lifetime channel! Austin: April Fools! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/31.jpg Fan: Eddie, what are you doing? Eddie: I'm doing a science fair project on the diets of people that Vince will give a push. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/32.jpg Eddie was beginning to get frustrated, and thought to himself, "This is the last time I try and hat dance with Steven Richards." |
LOL at the Asshat one, totally missed that one.
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When the arena suddenly started to shake and collapse, Angle knew he shouldn't have gloated about stealing the treasures of the Temple of Doom. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/02.jpg Big Show: "C'mon! You call that a tug?" Rikishi: "Damn Rhyno and his late going away presents!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/03.jpg Rikishi was used to taking big dumps, but pooping out the Big Show was an incredible feat even for him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/04.jpg The Reincarnated Rematch between Davy Crockett and General Santa Ana proved to be a little lopsided on the American's side... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/05.jpg The consumate heel that he was, Chavo beheaded Mysterio AND gloated about it. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/06.jpg To add more heel heat to Bradshaw, the SmackDOWN! writers appointed Bradshaw official Invisible Crucifix nailer. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/07.jpg Brian Hebner eyed the bar. This would be his greatest limbo challenge yet! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/08.jpg Rob's mother always warned him to stop dry-humping metal poles before he got hurt... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/09.jpg Haas: "You talk to Rhyno before you left?" RVD: "Yeah." Haas: "Dammit, going away AND coming in presents!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/10.jpg And suddenly, Haas realized the color of his trunks. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/11.jpg RVD and the ref argued into the night, but controversy or not, Haas had won the invisible lightsaber. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/12.jpg Holly: "You sonofabitch! You stole my push! I was main eventing just three months ago, and now I'm in midcard hell!" Booker: "Listen sucka, I'm better than you. I have better moves than you. I have more heat than you. Fans love to hate me. I have every-- hey sucka, look at me when I'm talking to ya!" Holly: "Sorry, I was captivated by your beautiful hair..." Booker: :wtf: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/13.jpg Holly: "Where that push??? Is it here???" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/14.jpg Holly: "Or is it here??? TELL ME!!!! Oh shit, I got pinned again." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/15.jpg Long: "The Man is holding down the brotha. See, D-Von, you didn't even notice that Bubba borrowed some of Rhyno's crazy glue to paste a thermal detonator onto your cheek." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/16.jpg Cena was pointing to the fine young lady sitting ringside, so he was a bit confused when he noticed Brian Hebner checking Michael Cole out instead. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/17.jpg Here, Johnny Stamboli does his best "Sacramento Kings as the season winds down" impression. :cool: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/18.jpg [Insert Forrest Gump/Lt. Dan joke here] http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/19.jpg Cena: "Hey Renee, how come YOU get to hang out with Stephanie?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/20.jpg The depush of Eddie Guerrero began as he was appointed Official SmackDOWN! Boogers Inspector. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/21.jpg Arriving at the arena late, Bradshaw reflected that taking that detour literally through the cattle ranch might not have been a good idea. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/22.jpg Poor Al Gore. Look what he's been reduced to: giving speeches by the side of the road while trying to hitchhike. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/23.jpg "And with our Commander in Chief George W. Bush financing the operation, the Border Patrol Stable will VANQUISH you MEXiCANS!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/24.jpg As if being Booger Inspector wasn't humiliating enough, the writers had to make Eddie play a giant game of Whack-A-Mole! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/25.jpg "Y-y-y-you're... a-a-a-a homo!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/26.jpg Wearing JR's hat had interesting side effects. "Piedra fria! Piedra fria! Maravilla! Salsa de Barbeque caballo cerveza Austin!!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/27.jpg The side effects also proved, once and for all, that JR did indeed talk from his ass. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/28.jpg Damn Flair for telling Eddie that hat was really an oddly shaped white flour tortilla! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/29.jpg "2 gallons... 3 gallons..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/30.jpg "No! Not Florida!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/31.jpg "...TEN gallons!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/32.jpg "And.... tada!! Steven Richards CAN spin upside down breakdance style!" OR The chase was on, and this week at least, Eddie ended up with the upper hand over the WWE Champion, White Cowboy Hat. OR After making some doves magically appear from the hat, Eddie unveiled his final trick: making marijuana DISAPPEAR INTO the hat! |
I sucked. :(
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The thermal detonator, Stephanie, Booger Inspector, and all of the hat captions were top notch. BTW, for the "Forrest/Lt. Dan" line, how about... "Somethin' bit me!" |
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Angle: Congrats to the new Employee of the month, Broken-Award-used-from-an-old-angle-involving-Stephanie! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/05.jpg Chavo: Hi,Chavo Guerrero here! When I'm not jobbing to Spike Dudley or riding my horse PePe, I read. So remember kids, reading is fundamental! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/21.jpg Christine returns with a new look.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/06.jpg And claims the life of Rey and what's left of Spike. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/16.jpg Another fan attacking a wrestler by eggs, had their plan foiled by that wacky psychic ref and the X-men! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/24.jpg Eddie tries to save young Bradshaw from the clutches of Christine.. but it was too late. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/27.jpg Damn these Assless pants! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/10.jpg Haas: Yeah! I beat the former champ on my first night here! Thanks, Chris! RVD: For the last time, that wasn't you... I know that because..I haven't been the champ at all... DUUUUDEE...:then cries in the corner w/ stash: yea.. this week's pics...blah |
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Anyway, Corky you are the man. |
RB, your El Nino caption is growing on me. I didn't really laugh at much at first, but it's getting funnier. :lol:
Incidentally, Loopy's 10-gallon hat one from last month is doing the same. :D |
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Now see my only one was downright terrible :(
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JT: Should I even write out the caption for this? Sean O'Hare: No JT. Don't tell them anything they don't already know. |
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Angle comes out to present the annual "Push for a year then go to the NFL award" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/02.jpg Big Show: What the ****?! The crowd loves this when Stacy does it! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/03.jpg Rikishi knew Big Show was a huge Pink Floyd fan, so he showed Big Show the dark side of the moon http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/04.jpg Bradshaw: Jose Lothario, damn you've gone far since '96 http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/05.jpg Chavo knew the only way to get elevated was to grab on and hold on for dear life http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/06.jpg Moments before the ref nails the sweetest twisting hurricarana ever http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/07.jpg Haas: Ha! gotcha leg! RVD: Ha! gotcha push! Haas: ...*dirty mother****er* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/11.jpg When Haas saw the flying head of RVD demanding justice, he knew never smoke his stash again http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/12.jpg Holly: Around here we pay dues son! Booker: Damn fool! I've been wrestling for 4 years longer than you! Holly: Yeah sure thing G.I Bro Booker: Eat me Spark Plugg http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/13.jpg Holly: So I said rectum, damn near ... Booker: Would you please shut the hell up http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/14.jpg Booker: Here're my dues bitch! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/15.jpg Bubba and D-Von were equally surprised when Papa Dudley finally showed up http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/16.jpg Most gangster "you're a homo" point ever http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/17.jpg Cena: You know Dusty Rhodes was the Midnight Rider right? Bull: Lies! Lies! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/18.jpg John "The Dumpster" Cena debuts to a mild reaction http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/19.jpg Calling the dog a homo was going a little too far http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/20.jpg Picasso's version of a vase http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/21.jpg Even the limo threw the horns up for Cena http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/22.jpg The crowd drew back in fear when Ted Kennedy made his debut http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/26.jpg Something seems different about the Undertaker...I just can't put my finger on it... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/27.jpg Where will you be when your diaherria acts up? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/28.jpg If heat meant soft leather, then yes Eddie was addicted to the heat http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/29.jpg The making of Evolution's Kool-Aid http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/30.jpg God was supposed to be infallible. When Bradshaw got a main event push, who knew existence would unmake itself? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/32.jpg Eddie: And now I will jump from a ladder into this hat, any takers? |
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This is some of the best stuff in ages.
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ANGLE: "Hoss" is a word that's thrown around far too often these days, making true "hossness" difficult to measure. The following five nominees, however, embody the true essence of "hossity." The nominees for "The Giant Gonzalez Award for Achievement in Hossitude" are... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/02.jpg Well, duh. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/03.jpg RIKISHI: Ha ha ha! You can't see me! SHOW: No, but I can see...corn? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/04.jpg BRADHSAW: Dammit, Pepe-- DRIVER: Jose. BRADSHAW: --I told you to have my limo totally white by the time I get back out, and so far you've only covered up the "ow me, you ignorant redneck!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/05.jpg CHAVO: Psst, Rey. REY: Yeah? CHAVO: How'd you convince Vince to let you wrestle in your pajamas? REY: How do you think I got the streaks on my mask? CHAVO: ...that explains the stickiness. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/06.jpg BRIAN: I'll be damned! TWO spouts? Now I've seen everything! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/07.jpg REF: Peekaboo! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/08.jpg RVD couldn't resist a "Quadruple Dog Dare." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/09.jpg When RVD's dandruff acted up, Charlie Robinson jumped into action. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/10.jpg HAAS: I don't mean to alarm anyone, but Fuzzy Lumpkins is in the front row! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/11.jpg ROBINSON: Hey, look! I'm a fish! RVD: Dude! You're a fish! HAAS: I won! FROST TITAN OF THE NORTH: Noogie! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/12.jpg HOLLY: We don't take kindly to people dyin' our mops black and wearin' 'em fer hats 'round here. BOOKER: This is my hair. PATRICK: Douchebag. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/13.jpg HOLLY: That award is mine! BOOK: You ain't a hoss, sucka. HOLLY: I'm a superheavyweight! BOOK: That was, like, four years ago. Nobody remembers that. HOLLY: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. That would explain why I got slapped when I asked that chick if she wanted to "jump on the scale." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/14.jpg Backstage, Vince McMahon was furious. "I'm Vince McMahon, dammit! How did an 'HGA Gone Wild' camera crew get to ringside? I'm Vince McMahon, dammit!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/15.jpg Sign number 8,549,176,320 that WWE thinks RAW is the superior show: Reruns of old RAW segments during SmackDown. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/16.jpg CENA: No, THAT ping-pong ball's a homo! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/17.jpg DARTH CENA: You have failed me for the last time, Captain Stamboli. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/18.jpg Why is it always Cena's job to get the hosses to bed on time? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/19.jpg CENA: And now I will use my powers to...TURN SYLVAN GRENIER INTO A POODLE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/20.jpg After he broke his nose, Eddie knew that the only one who could take care of him was Kurt "Booboo Kisser" Angle. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/21.jpg With Rhyno on RAW, the SmackDown writers would use any excuse for the word "Gore" they could find. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/22.jpg BRADSHAW: Okay, Stevie. One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war. Five, six, seven, eight. Try to keep your thumb straight. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/23.jpg DUBYA: Excuse me Mister Gorillaro. Have ya seen any weapons of mass destruction? Ah cain't find 'em anywhere. Or perhaps homos? Ah need somebody ta persecute now that Ah ran outta brown people. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/24.jpg After jumping on the speeding limo, Peter Parker was struck with a horrible realization. He forgot his costume! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/25.jpg LAWYER: Mister Bradshaw, would you please point to whomever it was that put you in the giant marshmallow? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/26.jpg EDDIE: Orale, homes. I have a sudden urge to buy guns and a trailer, ese! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/27.jpg EDDIE: I'm going to sit on you so hard, your hat will be the only thing sticking out. BRADSHAW: I'd like to see you try! (Moments later) EDDIE: Ow. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/28.jpg Um...Eddie? You got a little-- http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/29.jpg 20 oz. soda: $3.50 Cup of beer: $6.00 Cowboy hat: $1,200.00 Getting your hand on national TV: Priceless http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/30.jpg HHH (on video): BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/31.jpg EDDIE: Okay. Now, who brought the eye of newt? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/32.jpg The Sliders knew they had to go now, or they'd be stuck on SmackDown for the next 28 years! |
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George Bush arrives at Smackdown! to search for the weapons of mass destruction... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/06.jpg Bradshaw thought it was way cool that even if you looked at 'em upside down,Rey's tights STILL said 6-1-9.... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/12.jpg Both Nick Patrick and Booker stared on in confusion....neither could believe that Firemarshall Bill had been drafted to Smackdown!... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/25.jpg GW does his best Wicked Witch of The West impersonation... |
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Not a caption, but is it just me or does Rey Rey look like he shrunk back down to his old WCW size in the picture where Bradshaw is standing over him.
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Bradshaw: Ahhh, it is just how I remember it 10 years ago! I love it! Driver: Yeah. Let's go turn you in, again. Bradshaw: Wait..what? Turn me in? Driver: Well, yes. Rape, sexual assault...it's all a crime. Bradshaw: We're at Disney World right? Driver: No, this is Disney State Prison! Bradshaw: I TOLD YOU TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/05.jpg Chavo: He cannot escape! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/08.jpg RVD accidently slid crotch-first into the ring post, inspiring the referee to do the same! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/12.jpg Booker T: You disrespecting me, sucka? You and me ain't nothing but mammels, so, let's do it right now, and I am going to kick your ass, just like the Discovery Channel! Hardcore Holly: Gettin Horny Now! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/25.jpg Bradshaw: EDDIE! GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK! or.. Bradshaw: NO, YOU CAN'T PUT MOUNTAIN DEW IN THERE! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/29.jpg And we thought Bowling for Soup was a band |
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<font color=goldenrod>RVD does his best Kevin Nash impersonation.</font> |
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