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Corkscrewed 04-02-2004 03:05 AM

Caption of the Month: March 2004
 
It's voting time again! This month's nominees...

Nowhere Man:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/030104/images/16.jpg
HBK: Look, Bret, I know you're probably still upset about the whole--
Benoit: My name's not Bret. It's Chris.
HBK: Oh! Well, I like the new hair color! Looks better than when I beat you last year!
Benoit: Wrong Chris.
HBK: Jeez, how many of you guys are there?!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/13.jpg
Tired of hearing Booker's whining, Angle uses an amazing trick he'd learned from Cena. Booker was stunned and frightened when out of nowhere, he couldn't see Kurt anymore.

Always450:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/031104/images/15.jpg
Even The Big Show used his own matches for bathroom breaks.

El Santo:
http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/27.jpg
"Alright... got the money, the power, and the bitchin' Lego set ... c'mon, LADIES!"

Rock Bottom:
http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/55.jpg
Benoit: TAP OUT TRIPLE H!
Triple H: NEVER! Why in the HELL would I job the gold to you cleanly at Mania and sell that weak move!? I AM THE GAME!
Benoit: Look Triple H. A spider on the mat right under your right hand!
Triple H: OMG KILL IT! KILL IT! I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS! (Pounding the mat profusely)

Lamuella:
http://www.wrestlemania.com/wm_xx_results/images/44.jpg
The meeting of "6 foot burning wieners anonymous" was under way.

Loopydate:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/031504/images/04.jpg
Victoria's new Harpy Scream finisher was found to have an unusual effect on her opponents.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/24.jpg
REF: Eddie? Eddie, wake up! Oh, man... I told you not to drink all of that. The hat SAID it was 10 gallons!

http://raw.wwe.com/results/032904/images/17.jpg
STEVE: You wouldn't happen to know where the Divas' locker room is, would you?
SHELTON: Down the hall to the left. Why?
STEVE: No reason. *Cracks knuckles* I'll be back in a minute.

Corkscrewed:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/031804/images/09.jpg
Farooq: "You told me that ImClone stock was gonna be GOLD!"
Bradshaw: "Um... yeah... about that..."

Sascha:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/14.jpg
You mean there's a whole OTHER roster to be buried???

MVP:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/032204/images/19.jpg
Ric: "Hey look man, when Vince told me to whack you, I didn't know he meant this."

Porksoda:
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/032504/images/16.jpg
Bradshaw: And there he was just above my chambored door, he squealed at me like nothing more, he took my boozm's to the bedroom floor, and whacked about on my door. Who was this on my bedroom floor, smacking me like a chambored door? I reached the door, hoping for a glore, it was just Stephanie, poking on my chambored door like a 2 cent baby whore! Quote the Bradshaw, nevermore!


I have to apologize to Nowhere Man and Loopydate (to Loopy again). I had to include two from NM and THREE from Loopy, because I honestly could not choose one above the others. I tried to pick the best, but they were just to equal. It's hard to choose among five stars.

You may notice that even though there's only one winner in CotM (barring a tie), the most popular captions still are noted. Those will move on to a Caption of 2004 (first half) poll where voters will choose their top five. Anyway, sorry to Loopy and Nowhere Man. If your combined pics get more than the winner and the winner isn't you, you'll get a special mention. ;)

It's kinda like having too many starting pitchers because they're all good. That's a better problem than having too few, right? :D

Anyway, people, you have 10 days.

Corkscrewed 04-02-2004 03:15 AM

Geez, this is impossible, but I think I'm gonna have to go with the ten gallon hat one.

My mind will probably change... over half of them stand a great chance of winning it all. It's kinda like the Western Conference!

Loose Cannon 04-02-2004 09:09 AM

Okay, it took me about 5 minutes to choose between loppy's "Austin" one, Nowhere Man's "Chris" one or Cork's "Bradshaw Stock advice" one. After careful consideration I went with Nowhere Man's. Sorry loopy and Cork.

And I know I slacked off completely this month, but I will be back this month going caption crazy. :y:

Blue Demon 04-02-2004 09:18 AM

there were a lot of good ones this month

Shaggy 04-02-2004 09:22 AM

I think the Spider Tap Out one is the best. I just saw it for the first time and I laughed so hard it was unreal.

El Santo 04-02-2004 10:06 AM

For old time's sake, I'm going with Lammy. We only get a few opportunities to pay homage to the Man.

Also, if this were a perfect poll, every picture would be the one with Kane, Flair, Batista, and Trips doing the double take. :)

Evil Vito 04-02-2004 10:38 AM

<font color=goldenrod>I had to go with PorkSoda's</font>

Fryza 04-02-2004 10:55 AM

Quoth the Bradshaw, nevermore.

AareDub 04-02-2004 11:12 AM

It was a close call for me between El Santo's bitchin lego set and Loopy's diva beater Austin.

I flipped a coin and El Santo got my vote.

Azriel 04-02-2004 11:26 AM

Got to go with Pork's "Nevermore". Besides being funny, it was also extremely clever.

Blue Demon 04-02-2004 01:05 PM

I actually got a vote :cool:

BigDaddyCool 04-02-2004 01:15 PM

I was robbed, robbed I say, what about one of my captions :mad: anyways it is pork soda.

loopydate 04-02-2004 02:10 PM

This month, I learned my lesson and actually voted for myself.

Not that it's doing any good, mind you :p

Corkscrewed 04-02-2004 03:11 PM

Hehe.... this is a real tough round, indeed. I'm surprised RB's gotten so many votes. It was hilarious, but not as "witty" IMO. That's not bad, but I just didn't anticipate it getting so many votes (no dis to RB of course; you rule, buddy).

Hey! I got a vote! :)

MVP 04-02-2004 04:23 PM

Does it count if you vote for yourself?

Nowhere Man 04-02-2004 06:11 PM

I vote for Nowhere Man's "Too Many Chris's," because I think it's the funniest caption ever, and Nowhere Man is the greatest human being to ever grace the Earth with his presence. And he's got a great butt.

:shifty:

Rock Bottom 04-02-2004 06:13 PM

Yeah, I got another one! :shifty:


:D

And yeah, while it wasn't my funniest caption, it was one of my most fitting. Had to explain Triple H tapping clean somehow. :)

Vega 04-03-2004 04:06 AM

the Austin one was great, just beat the "theres a whole nother roster to bury?" one

PorkSoda 04-03-2004 06:48 AM

I got Nowhere Man's "Too Many Chris's". I actually got votes wow...pure luck I guess :rant: :rant: :rant:

Cork, nice job on those :y:

V 04-03-2004 07:34 AM

"theres a whole nother roster to bury?"

:love:

:D

Corkscrewed 04-03-2004 09:14 PM

Oooooh, it's a three caption race!

Wondermouse 04-03-2004 09:54 PM

"You can't see me." Very well written caption.

Corkscrewed 04-05-2004 01:52 AM

Wow, can our resident John Cena of captions (because he started out sort of unknown without any real gimmick or anything, then one day seemingly had a change of style and burst out onto the scene... this coming a bit after he debuted... and has now become one of the young, talented captioneers in the business... and his popularity has grown too after people initially didn't care about him) pull off his first CotM? PorkSoda's hangin' in there!

Rock Bottom 04-05-2004 02:29 AM

lol, just for that Corky, if I win, I will make up a lame Cena-like rap.

Corkscrewed 04-05-2004 03:51 PM

If Loopy and I hadn't voted for his ten gallon hat one... he'd be tied for second. :D

loopydate 04-05-2004 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed
If Loopy and I hadn't voted for his ten gallon hat one... he'd be tied for second. :D

Stupid unalterable poll... :shifty:

Rock Bottom 04-05-2004 08:45 PM

Wow, first it was nose and nose, now it's nose and Triple H nose. Sweet. :love: Sex to all my voters.

Corkscrewed 04-05-2004 09:18 PM

Um... whatever floats your boat.

El Santo 04-06-2004 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom
Wow, first it was nose and nose, now it's nose and Triple H nose. Sweet. :love: Sex to all my voters.

Whew! Good thing I voted for Lammy.

Rock Bottom 04-06-2004 05:23 AM

Well it wasn't necessarily that I would have sex with them, just that sex is something I wish upon them. Like, good fortune. Do not worry sir.

Loose Cannon 04-06-2004 10:08 PM

Wow, looks like RB is going to get the COM

loopydate 04-06-2004 11:28 PM

Hot damn. This is a landslide.

ColdwaVer 04-06-2004 11:47 PM

*sigh* I wish I'd done some in March.

Corkscrewed 04-07-2004 04:43 AM

Loopy's jumped into second! Well, that's the most exciting thing so far, since RB has been steadily ahead all round... sorta like Portland owned the Lakers throughout tonight's game. :(

Corkscrewed 04-08-2004 04:26 AM

I guess the race now is to see who gets 4th place, as the top four have been the round advancers the first two months. :D

Rock Bottom 04-10-2004 12:22 PM

I thought the poll closed today at 4 AM. :p

Shows how smart I am. I was about to cut my lame Cena spoof promo too.

El Santo 04-10-2004 01:13 PM

So if you're John Cena...

It's settled then! We give the Caption of the Month award to John .... Bradshaw Leyfield!

:p

(Which, interestingly enough, IS the #3 caption on this poll at the moment.)

Jacko 04-10-2004 11:04 PM

My Vote:

HHH Putting someone over and selling at the same time :D.

OssMan 04-11-2004 12:42 AM

Player Pimp

Dazz 04-11-2004 12:44 AM

There were some real classics there. I didn't understand the 10 gallon hat, but apart from that, those were damn hilarious.


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