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Afterlife 07-13-2009 11:56 PM

Jack Swagger
 
When he closes his mouth, it looks like he has to really concentrate to make his lips touch each other. Like, if he relaxed, his teeth would be clenched, but his lips would just bounce open.

Man appears to have an awkward face, is what I'm saying.

Dorkchop 07-14-2009 12:02 AM

I've noticed that he never blinks or has any expression on his face when he's not wrestling.

Afterlife 07-14-2009 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dorkchop (Post 2626803)
I've noticed that he never blinks or has any expression on his face when he's not wrestling.

Does "wrestling" include mic time?

Juan 07-14-2009 12:08 AM

He's a negative stereotype for people with lisps.

ron the dial 07-14-2009 12:14 AM

i love every part of jack swagger including his funny facial structure

Afterlife 07-14-2009 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Juan (Post 2626818)
He's a negative stereotype for people with lisps.

O.k., Beauser.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weapon X (Post 2626830)
i love every part of jack swagger including his funny facial structure


Don't get me wrong, I have no anti-Swagger in me. It just looks like extra effort to close his lips, is all.

Juan 07-14-2009 12:25 AM

Just yankin your chain, AL

Afterlife 07-14-2009 12:29 AM

Sure, sure.

Mr. Nerfect 07-14-2009 03:40 AM

I have noticed that Swagger does rarely blink. It is kind of creepy, in a cool way.

IRodC 07-14-2009 03:55 AM

thats the Jack Thwagger way

GD 07-14-2009 04:16 AM

I am a Swagger mark.

Mr. Nerfect 07-14-2009 06:28 AM

Jack Swagger should be the next United States Champion. He can start calling himself The United States Champion Champion.

Mr. Nerfect 07-14-2009 06:30 AM

Swagger is a guy that I just want to skip forward into the future and see. He's not really ready to be a headliner yet, but you just know he's going to be great. He could even be, dare I say it, comparable to Kurt Angle by the end.

Rammsteinmad 07-14-2009 06:35 AM

/\ Now THAT'S funny. :lol: /\

GD 07-14-2009 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Noid (Post 2627340)
Swagger is a guy that I just want to skip forward into the future and see. He's not really ready to be a headliner yet, but you just know he's going to be great. He could even be, dare I say it, comparable to Kurt Angle by the end.

Angle was solid entertainment. Besides that why would he waste his career just to be somewhere near Angle ?! Whereas he can build his own legacy and become the 1st Jack Swagger.

Londoner 07-14-2009 07:13 AM

Err, I really don't see the need for the comparison between angle and swagger, Noid, you do say some stupid things sometimes.

Mr. Nerfect 07-14-2009 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru Dave (Post 2627352)
Angle was solid entertainment. Besides that why would he waste his career just to be somewhere near Angle ?! Whereas he can build his own legacy and become the 1st Jack Swagger.

So you're saying that Swagger can not be solid entertainment? Angle is one of the greatest to ever step foot in a WWE ring. Why wouldn't someone want a career that compares to Kurt Angle's? And of course the dude is going to be the first Jack Swagger -- I never said that he would or should become a Kurt Angle clone.

Given their backgrounds, and how much talent each has, and how quickly both rised in the WWE ranks, I don't see why it is such a curse to compare the two. I'm not expecting Jack Swagger to physically morph or start drinking milk any day.

Kane Knight 07-14-2009 11:18 AM

AL, I can't help but notice you're probably the biggest niggler on TPWW right now.

Can a "Does the mole on John Morrison's back ruin him for anyone else?" post be too far away?

kareru 07-14-2009 11:33 AM

i hate that ape thing he does when he enters the arena, its one of the main reasons i hate him

Gertner 07-14-2009 11:46 AM

Been pimpin Swagger since his debut. He's friggen amazing.

kareru 07-14-2009 12:12 PM

american dragon > jack swagger

Afterlife 07-14-2009 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2627581)
AL, I can't help but notice you're probably the biggest niggler on TPWW right now.

Can a "Does the mole on John Morrison's back ruin him for anyone else?" post be too far away?


I dunno what a niggler is, by definition, but it seems as if you're calling me "finicky". :shifty:

I had to make the post about the chair shot censoring, because I"d had enough at that point, and then I just started to vent. And no...nothing could ruin John Morrison.
:drool:

kareru 07-14-2009 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Afterlife (Post 2627657)

I dunno what a niggler is, by definition, but it seems as if you're calling me "finicky". :shifty:

I had to make the post about the chair shot censoring, because I"d had enough at that point, and then I just started to vent. And no...nothing could ruin John Morrison.
:drool:

niggler-

he means you are a juggler of african-american heritage

Afterlife 07-14-2009 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kareru (Post 2627710)
niggler-

he means you are a juggler of african-american heritage

Ah! Well, though I have tried my hand at the art of juggling, I have never been one to take the liberty of throwing any particular heritage in a circular fashion.

FourFifty 07-14-2009 07:29 PM

Swagger would have been epic in AWA. He had that amateur style that Verne Gagne liked, with enough charisma to get over with the fans.

Dave Youell 07-15-2009 11:58 AM

I totally get where Noid is coming from.

He's got great amateur credentials, he believes he's better than everyone. Much like angle

Compared to when Angle debuted it is indeed different though, as Angle did have alot more energy and charisma

I love how Jack using his music to incorporate his entrance, speaking the words 'on your knees' not enough guys do that.

Jack Swagger has bags of potential, I don't think I've seen him have a bad match yet, I just don't see how a guy with a lisp could be anything but a heel though, without becoming a dumb-shit gimmick.

The Show Off 07-15-2009 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Youell (Post 2629830)
I just don't see how a guy with a lisp could be anything but a heel though, without becoming a dumb-shit gimmick.

Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes did pretty good for themselves.

Mr. Nerfect 07-15-2009 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Youell (Post 2629830)
I totally get where Noid is coming from.

He's got great amateur credentials, he believes he's better than everyone. Much like angle

Compared to when Angle debuted it is indeed different though, as Angle did have alot more energy and charisma

I love how Jack using his music to incorporate his entrance, speaking the words 'on your knees' not enough guys do that.

Jack Swagger has bags of potential, I don't think I've seen him have a bad match yet, I just don't see how a guy with a lisp could be anything but a heel though, without becoming a dumb-shit gimmick.

I'm glad someone could see the comparison I was drawing. I think Swagger could eventually become a face when he is a lot more established. I'm thinking of how Mark Henry has become a face by simply turning his heel character on the bad guys. In fact, those kind of turns tend to do really well. Batista had something similar going for him.

Swagger can turn face by just getting into a program with a heel that is more hated than he is, in which Swagger totally schools him. I do think that Jack's biggest successes will come as a heel, though. Well, his more natural successes, anyway.

ministrychick77 07-15-2009 06:39 PM

i'm starting to like swagger a little bit.. he's getting better

GD 07-16-2009 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Noid (Post 2630041)
I'm glad someone could see the comparison I was drawing. I think Swagger could eventually become a face when he is a lot more established. I'm thinking of how Mark Henry has become a face by simply turning his heel character on the bad guys. In fact, those kind of turns tend to do really well. Batista had something similar going for him.

Swagger can turn face by just getting into a program with a heel that is more hated than he is, in which Swagger totally schools him. I do think that Jack's biggest successes will come as a heel, though. Well, his more natural successes, anyway.

Good call buddy. :y:

NoRoolz 07-16-2009 07:30 PM

I really don't like Swagger at the moment.

Nothing massively wrong with the guy, he's just awkward and weird for me to watch.

Maybe in time I'll like him, but at the moment I can only see him being the guy who brought back X-Pac heat.

Mr. Nerfect 07-17-2009 04:09 AM

What is so X-Pac about Swagger's heat?

Right now, I am picturing how awesome Swagger could be on Friday Night SmackDown!, under the booking hand of Michael Hayes. It is giving me a semi-erection. :drool:

DaVe 07-17-2009 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juan (Post 2626818)
He's a negative stereotype for people with lisps.

LOL, genius.

NoRoolz 07-17-2009 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noid (Post 2633491)
What is so X-Pac about Swagger's heat?

Right now, I am picturing how awesome Swagger could be on Friday Night SmackDown!, under the booking hand of Michael Hayes. It is giving me a semi-erection. :drool:

It isn't X-Pac yet, I can just see it being that way given time. Dunno.

Mr. Nerfect 07-20-2009 03:40 AM

I'm actually thinking that Jack Swagger has got a good chance of being revealed as Chris Jericho's new partner at Night of Champions. For some reason, I can also see Jericho & Swagger striking a new alliance with Randy Orton, which leaves Legacy in the dark (or at least Ted DiBiase), so that Teddy can turn face and get a push in time for The Marine 2.

DAMN iNATOR 07-20-2009 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Noid (Post 2637371)
I'm actually thinking that Jack Swagger has got a good chance of being revealed as Chris Jericho's new partner at Night of Champions. For some reason, I can also see Jericho & Swagger striking a new alliance with Randy Orton, which leaves Legacy in the dark (or at least Ted DiBiase), so that Teddy can turn face and get a push in time for The Marine 2.

But then who would that leave to face Kofi (United States Champion)? I mean obviously there won't be 2 triple threat matches on a card where every title is on the line, but Bourne just doesn't seem anywhere near ready for a U.S. title run, plus the whole face-vs.-face thing wouldn't work out in all likelihood...Knowing the crappy booking, they'll probably have Big Show face Kofi, but I sure as hell hope not...his run with it in 2003-2004 was a joke. Hopefully Swagger is freed up to chase, but not win the U.S. belt, and, unfortunately, I have a feeling they are going to toss Dolph into the tag team mix for Sunday. (:n: idea)


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