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Dorkchop 07-17-2009 04:11 PM

OMG BATISTA AT THE BEACH KELLY KELLY NIP SLIP BRITNEY'S SISTER
 
http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehos...lpga0vgdhd.jpg

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehos...7gpzyvkmzr.jpg

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehos...0bl7hidyia.jpg

Let the steroid cover up theories begin (as if there hasn't been some already).

kareru 07-17-2009 04:15 PM

KELLY KELLY NIP SLIP BRITNEY'S SISTER?

Seth82 07-17-2009 04:16 PM

What's up with his legs on the one leg his veins look ready to pop out

Dorkchop 07-17-2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth82 (Post 2634142)
What's up with his legs on the one leg his veins look ready to pop out

He's mother fucking jacked. That's what's up with his leg.

owenbrown 07-17-2009 04:21 PM

So this will likely mean he is entering the code again very very soon and winning the WWE title again. *facepalm*

Over/Under Summerslam he returns to win the title...

Seth82 07-17-2009 04:22 PM

I always have thought the guy was on 'roids

Sixx 07-17-2009 04:30 PM

Batista nipple slip!

Xero 07-17-2009 04:32 PM

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehos...0bl7hidyia.jpg
Cheat code: Beach Douchetista

Dorkchop 07-17-2009 04:36 PM

I'm pretty sure his veins wouldn't be popping out like that if he just had surgery on his torn 'cep (I forget if it was a bi or tri). Maybe it was a minor tear and he didn't miss much time working out.

owenbrown 07-17-2009 04:59 PM

Xero you are awesome :D

Nicky Fives 07-17-2009 05:00 PM

I'm kinda sure that if you are a month from surgery, swimming in salt water probably isn't recommended.... I say cover up..... plus just look at the size of him... he's roiding like crazy

DAMN iNATOR 07-17-2009 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 2634165)

Looking like that I wouldn't be surprised if he does "walk alone" on that beach or everywhere he goes. YEESH!

NoRoolz 07-17-2009 07:00 PM

I like that he doesn't shave/wax his chest-hair whilst 'injured'.

FourFifty 07-17-2009 07:02 PM

GOD DAMN IT! I WAS HOPING I WOULDN'T SEE DANCIN' DAVE AT SUMMERSLAM!!!!

Xero 07-17-2009 07:03 PM

Two Daves are gonna be there.

Kris P Lettus 07-17-2009 08:31 PM

I read the title as "KEVIN KELLY NIPPLE SLIP"..

I as so disappointed..

Emperor Smeat 07-17-2009 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kris P Lettus (Post 2634619)
I read the title as "KEVIN KELLY NIPPLE SLIP"..

I as so disappointed..


:lol:

KIRA 07-18-2009 01:30 AM

JESUS jacked up Christ ! Hes built like a damn truck


he must have nanobots in his blood or something to be hitting the beach so soon after being "injured" :shifty:

McLegend 07-18-2009 02:24 AM

Where is the Kelly Kelly Nip slip?

Fuck you, Dorkchop

screech 07-18-2009 02:44 AM

While I have aspirations to gain some muscle, I never want to look like that.

Fucking gross.

jony lions 07-18-2009 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by owenbrown (Post 2634202)
Xero you are awesome :D

why dont u suck his cock u lick ass bitch.get a life:wave:

jascol0140 07-18-2009 09:33 AM

Yeah Jony Lions Is Right Schreesh Is A Fucking Cock Sucker Who Likes Ass And I Will Fart In Your Mouth And Then Dick Slap U In The Face

Kane Knight 07-18-2009 12:23 PM

You know, there are non-invasive surgical techniques. Easily afforded if you're not a teenager or living in your Mom's basement.

Not everyone's a candidate, but Batista may have been.

I mean, He's probably still roiding up, but I figured I'd point out the obvious here....

Haze 07-18-2009 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 2635474)
You know, there are non-invasive surgical techniques. Easily afforded if you're not a teenager or living in your Mom's basement.

Not everyone's a candidate, but Batista may have been.

I mean, He's probably still roiding up, but I figured I'd point out the obvious here....

Aren't you forgetting the GRAPHIC PHOTOS that WWE showed a couple weeks ago?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/archive...atistasurgery/

Looks pretty invasive to me.

Kane Knight 07-18-2009 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haze FX (Post 2635490)
Aren't you forgetting the GRAPHIC PHOTOS that WWE showed a couple weeks ago?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/archive...atistasurgery/

Looks pretty invasive to me.

Source: WWE.com.

I'm going to let you think about this one for a second.

Haze 07-18-2009 12:37 PM

And there in lines the irony.

Kane Knight 07-18-2009 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haze FX (Post 2635506)
And there in lines the irony.

Not particularly.

In fact, it's a lot easier to believe that they exaggerated the photos for the website than the alternative.

Haze 07-18-2009 12:45 PM

It's alot easier to believe that they exaggerated the photos to cover up a non-invasive surgery, than it is to believe that they covered up a wellness violation?

Anybody Thrilla 07-18-2009 02:26 PM

Yeah Kane Knight, shut the fuck up.

Kane Knight 07-18-2009 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haze FX (Post 2635525)
It's alot easier to believe that they exaggerated the photos to cover up a non-invasive surgery, than it is to believe that they covered up a wellness violation?

Phrasing it as "covering up" makes it sound retarded, but only because you're adding a level of conspiracy theory to it that's superfluous when one factors in the business.

No surprise Thrilla jumped on it, though.

Haze 07-18-2009 07:41 PM

Phrasing it as a "cover up" is an accurate depiction. If they were trying to say that he had this extensive surgery, when in fact he had a non invasive procedure which would only put him out for a couple months. That in itself is a cover up. An exaggeration, but it is also a cover up as well.

And to try and say that it is easier to belief that the WWE would exaggerate a procedure, that is nothing to frown upon is easier to believe than WWE trying to make an excuse for a wellness violation is kind of a stretch.

jascol0140 07-24-2009 11:06 PM

Fuck All

Theo Dious 07-24-2009 11:32 PM

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehos...lpga0vgdhd.jpg

Who the fuck wears sunglasses in the water?

http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehos...7gpzyvkmzr.jpg

And is that semen coming out of his pants?!?!

Xero 07-24-2009 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedious (Post 2644267)
http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehos...lpga0vgdhd.jpg

Who the fuck wears sunglasses in the water?

Beach Douchetista. That's who.

Theo Dious 07-24-2009 11:36 PM

But what about the SEMEN, MAN?

Theo Dious 07-24-2009 11:36 PM

Seriously, that pic totally looks like he was caught jacking it.

Anybody Thrilla 07-25-2009 09:27 AM

One must really have to put forth an effort to be as much of a faggoty bitch as Kane Knight. Kudos.

ministrychick77 07-26-2009 05:22 PM

1) i wear sunglasses in water. fucking bright ass sun... ugh

2) batista looks creepy as fuck. injury was easily a coverup. cause doing roids leads to easily torn muscles (vince, trips.. i'm looking at you & your quads)


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