WWE Presents SummerSlam 2009 - 8/23
 

The poster is out:

http://www.indemand.com/shared/indem...90701160628451

Time to speculate. Post your cards, thoughts, and anything else that relates to the event. I’ll post my thoughts. A mix between a card I think will happen and would love to see:

WWE Championship Match - John Cena vs. Randy Orton

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship - CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Johnny Nitro (with Melina)

Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase vs. D-Generation X

Punjabi Prison Match - Kane vs. The Great Khali

Tag Team Championship Match - Chris Jericho & The Big Show vs. Cryme Tyme

United States Championship Scramble Match - Evan Bourne vs. Jack Swagger vs. Kofi Kingston vs. MVP vs. The Miz

World Heavyweight Championship--Tables, Ladders & Chairs (TLC)
C.M. Punk [::::©::::] v. Jeff Hardy

WWE Championship
Triple H [::::©::::] v. Randy Orton

ECW World Championship--Triple Threat
Tommy Dreamer [::::©::::] v. Christian v. Vladimir Kozlov

Grudge Match
Kane v. The Great Khali w/Ranjin Singh

WWE Women's Championship
Mickie James [::::©::::] v. Maryse

WWE Unified Tag Team Championship
Chris Jericho [::::©::::] & Dolph Ziggler [::::©::::] v. Cryme Tyme

2-ON-1--Handicap Match
John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase Jr.

Probably not too likely to happen but I could see some of those happening.

Why would you like to see a Punjabi Prison match?

Oh, fuck Cena.

lol Slim Jim.

WWE Title Match - Wig Splittin House of Pain Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. Mizark Hizenry

World Title Match -
CM Punk (c) vs. John Morrison

ECW Title Match
Christian (c) vs. Tommy Dreamer

John Cena vs. Boredorm

DX vs. Legacy

IC Title
Dolph (c) vs. Rey Rey

US Title
Big Show (c) vs. Kofi

Jericho & Miz vs. Cryme Time

It's very early to tell, but it seems the WWE are building up John Morrison to enter the World Heavyweight Title scene, in case Jeff Hardy doesn't sign. For the sake of these half-hope/half-realistically expect predictions, I will assume that Jeffrey sees the dollar signs, and re-signs with the WWE.

WWE Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Triple H

TLC Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
CM Punk (c) vs. Jeff Hardy vs. John Morrison

Random RAW Brand Match
Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels

Punjabi Prison Match
The Great Khali vs. Kane

ECW Championship
Christian vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Vladimir Kozlov vs. Shelton Benjamin

Unified WWE Tag Team Championship
Chris Jericho & Jack Swagger vs. MVP & Mark Henry

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Dolph Ziggler vs. Rey Mysterio

Khali vs. Kane in and of itself would be fine I think, without needing any wild stipulations. Nobody liked the first (and so far, and hopefully only) ever Punjabi Prison match at GAB '06, and Khali didn't even compete as scheduled...I believe his replacement was Big Show, which made it even more awful...I say just let the two of 'em duke it out like they did at WrestleMania 23, but I'd give them at least another 5-10 minutes (that match at WM 23 only lasted 5:31 officially...)

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:shifty:

There was a second Punjabi Prison match at No Mercy 2007. Batista v. Khali. The Punjabi Prison match is to Khali as the Inferno match is to Kane.

You forgot one thing...Kane knows how to make an Inferno match so it's not a total snoozefest. Khali couldn't interest me in his little Punjabi Playpen matches if he paid me a half million bucks just to stay awake through one and tell him who won. I mean I get what you're saying with the analysis, but it doesn't make Punjabi Prison matches any less boring...after all there's a reason they named it that...the first letters of each word tell you what you should do if you ever get caught in a situation where you may actually otherwise have to end up watching the match...

The best way to resolve the Kane/Khali feud would be to combine their specialty matches to create the Punjabi Inferno match. You must escape the two cages (which are on fire) and then set your opponent on fire. Who would do the job? That alone would be worth watching.