TPWW Hardcore Championship ver. 2
 

A long time ago when I first started posting (circa 2003 i believe) There was a thread called TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP. As current TPWW Champion and the person with the highest number of reigns (see spam) I am bringing it back.

Rules- you must in your post describe the way you pinned the person before you. Much like the hardcore championship it is somewhat 24/7 except that the person posting before you must be online when you pin them. If they aren't online for 2 hours you may then make a pin anyway.


First person to post, just say *awarded title* but you can make a little story of it if you want.

As Afterlife begins to leave he feels a slight tag on the buttocks. He turns around expecting to find someone pleasantly waiting to grope him in a homosexual way. Instead he is belly to back suplexed through a nearby table, his head hits the wall on the way down, and he is pinned.

Oh, you have to look at the current champions last activity to decide if they have been offline long enough. Not based on when they posted in here last.


Also. eventually I'll make it so that you can't get an automatic rematch. But untill it starts getting a bit more posts it's ok for now.

Noid fucks Clox in the ass to avenge Afterlife, to which Clox submits. Juan closes thread.

**GTV catches it all**

JS asks Noid if he wants some tickets to the kickass RoH show nobody knows about, and he gets so excited once he finds out the main event will be Chris Hero vs Generic Indy Star With No Psychology #5920 that he faints. JS takes this oppurtunity to pin Noid to become the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TPWW CHAMPION!!!!!

Xero summons the allmighty STEVE BLACKMAN and commands him to Soul Stare JS. STEVE BLACKMAN takes no commands and Soul Stares Xero, killing him instantly.

J. Diesel removes the Steve Blackman costume off of himself and breaks a massive bundle of an ultimate 42 kendo sticks over Xero's head, pins, takes title, and runs to Alcatraz for safety

Just as JD gets to the dock for Alcatraz, he sees a boat in the distance. As it approaches, Roddy Piper is revealed through the fog. He jumps from the boat and hits JD with a lead pipe and pins him. He takes off a Piper mask to reveal the real Xero as he runs off into the distance.

If you win you aren't TPWW champion. You are TPWW hardcore champion. I am TPWW Champion and I will never put my title on the line.

J. Diesel decides to be a man and use his own BXCW character, J. Diesel. As he swims at thrice the speed Xero's boat is going, he catches up and rips the motor off the boat (like a boss). He then proceeds to dominate Xero with furious vengeance and finally, with a .45 Special, makes Xero shout the words "I QUIT"

Volare finds Jamesdiesel on the street trying to promote his new title. He gets ahold of Xero through the Vault, and uses him as a distraction. When jamesdiesel sees Xero, he panics and starts to run....into the size 15 steel toed boot of Volare, who pins him 1,2,3.


You new TPWW Hardcore Champion, "Big V" Volare.

*walks to volare and just as volare is thanking vince mcmahon for the opportunity, Vince shoves him up against the wall like a piece of crap, rendering him unconscious and Italian $tallion gets the pinfall and the belt!*

:D

*fights urge to lock this thread*

That would make me the champion forever.

**is dead**

And IF I become TPWW "commissioner" I will force you to defend or strip you of the title. :shifty:

:D Juan

*Walks up to taker707 disguised as Chuck Norris, fist pops out of chin, knocks out taker707...*

*1...2...3! "BAHGAWD, we have a new TPWW Hardcore Champion!"

*urge to close rising*

*has an urge to destroy the hardcore title*

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*agrees with Juan*

Well this WAS closed for a while...I don't care. I am not putting my championship up for grabs unless it's against IC and it's for both his and my title, end of story. It's my way or the highway, folks!

U need a um (cough) bodyguard? I'm not Diesel's height, but I guarntee I'm taller than most on here.

Sure, there's no pay involved on my part to you since I get little enough as it is from this gig...I'll make you my bodyguard, as well as you are in charge of making sure the belt is not taken without my knowledge, and making sure it's nice and shiny for all my appearances in front of the parasitic tapeworms out there.

:lol: This otta be fun.

FROM THE SHADOWS

All day today I've been hanging around this house. Waiting. I haven't been able to sleep. I just need one phone call and then, I'm good. I wait patiently. Patiently. Suddenly the phone rings. Answer. And as soon as he does I move. His eyes are now filled with questions. I shove the cell phone into his skull. Even so, I think it was the wrong number.


*pins CSLI manning to become the champion*