Booyaka! Rey Mysterio suspended 30 days, violating Wellness Program
 

from wwe.com:

In accordance with WWE's Wellness Program, effective Wednesday, September 2, Oscar Gutierrez (Rey Mysterio) is suspended for 30 days for a violation of the company’s policy.

I wonder how all of the little kids who are his fans will have this explained to them. And since it goes into effect Wednesday, it gives them time to get the Intercontinental title off of him

YES! DOLPH ZIGGLER WILL BE THE NEW IC CHAMPION!!!!

well i'll be god damned

Dave must have given it to him.

LET'S GO ZIGGLER! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
LET'S GO ZIGGLER! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
LET'S GO ZIGGLER! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
LET'S GO ZIGGLER! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
LET'S GO ZIGGLER! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
LET'S GO ZIGGLER! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*

So let's talk about how awesome our next IC Champ is.

Tell me why Dolph Ziggler is awesome in this thread and win a free green dot!

Is this the first champion to get a suspension and it being announced while he's still champion?

Because that's a pretty fucking big spoiler, lol.

dolph ziggler is awesome because of his sexy sexy hair and the way that he slicks it back and throws the water/grease/nothing at the air and his opponents.

I haven't been this happy since Candice Michelle lost her job!

:eek:

This is probably the last thing I expected to read.

Well, this should be CM Punk's next feud after taker.

I don't know... I think Hulk Hogan collecting harlequin romance novels would be a little more unexpected than this.

Well, with Jeff gone, WWE needs a new junkie! And come the fuck on, look at a speedy little Rey in 96' to what he is now. Guy juices, no doubt.

Bonus green dot off Four 'Fiddy: Ziggler is awesome because he fucks Maria.

wow

I KNEW IT!

And Dolph Ziggler is awesome because he has a sweet theme.

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I admit I'm a big Mysterio fan and I was not expecting this. But yes: this would make a great Punk/Mysterio feud.

Ziggler's awesome because he used to be in the Spirit Squad.

...because he went from being a cheerleader to being awesome?

Clearly.

I was caught up in the moment and posted the first one I saw.

I have become so immune to the steroids stuff that I don't care about it anymore. I don't care that anyone uses steroids, PEDS, HGH, whatever. I don't care anymore.

BTW, WE WILL BE GETTING ZIGGY WITH IT ON MONDAYS MORE OFTEN NOW!!

Wait, so the man gets suspended for drug use and you're saying it's a good idea to put him in the main event?

For about a month of a program I'd say yes. Any longer and I'd say no.

It worked for Jeff Hardy

I'm pretty surprised. He's looked a lot less roided up in the last year.

Could possibly be unprescribed painkillers. Not saying it is, just throwing it out there though.

I'm guessing the violation wasn't for HGH? :shifty:

I hope he doesn't Mysteri-O.D. :shifty:

Also, Ziggler is awesome because he's a heel in attitude, without resorting to being a dirty fighter. And chairing Khali doesn't count.

that's a surprise..... wonder if its for roids? I would imagine so

As some of you may know I am a huge Ziggler mark but I wouldn't get my hopes up just yet we've seen people change shows (eg Edge) to be the titleholder. Although logically I would think if they were gonna keep it on a face they would have Morrison keep it warm for him. Too bad for Rey I think he may be in fact the next to feud with CM Punk when Taker is done with him.

Rey is facing Punk for the Title at a house show this weekend here (well, in Ocean City). I doubt its a view of any future plans and more due to taker not working house shows and having no other faces to face Punk, but whatever.

Hmm. With the departure of Jeff Hardy and this suspension of Rey Mysterio, the Smackdown main event face scene has taken a big hit. Luckily Taker is coming back. But maybe this will give Morrison a chance to really break through into the main event. Or even Matt Hardy.

I want to know exactly what kind of drug he got caught on.

They should make itit public and get a "merchandise" deal with like Compton drug store, or something.

I've noticed over the years that people seem almost happy to break news like this. I, for one, think this sucks. The IC title was finally getting some cred back.