Slam Master J
 

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For real?

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Is there potential here?

No. There is nothing redeeming about a white kid who can't wrestle or rap worth a shit, and yet still tries to fit in with Cryme Tyme. They should just fire his ass.

Jesse's not that bad, is he?

If I had to choose between Slamaster J and R-Truth, I'd can Truth.

Yeah, I think he's on my list actually, but I hope I'm wrong now.

That's your choice, man. But at least R-Truth is established and has some impressive wins, along with being able to actually rap somewhat, whereas all SMJ has done is wrestled and defeated Charlie Haas, and last night he lost to Ziggy on Superstars, can't rap for shit, and is trying too hard to fit in with Cryme Tyme. Not exactly what I'd call impressive on Jesse's part.

I can't believe you're a 28 year old mark. It's obviously a comedy angle. Cryme Tyme doesn't even rap, if you haven't noticed.

Also, R-Truth is probably the worst rapper of all time.

Moreover, if they wanted Slamaster to get some 'impressive wins', it would be quite easy to book him to do so.

He is getting fired soon. It is only a matter of time, and I will not care at all.

I know it's a comedy angle, but the problem is it's a horrible one. Cryme Tyme may not rap, but Slam Master J tries to and bombs miserably every fucking time. Now maybe some people would consider that humorous; I for one do not.

<font color=goldenrod>The fact that Michael Hayes books the SmackDown brand is the only reason Slam Master J is still employed. He was in my pink slip pool as well.</font>

I don't really have an opinion about Slam Master J. I just want to know what WWE is going to achieve with a white rapper wannabe turning into a success. I mean I don't get why...oh shit I forgot

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Which is why Hayes should give him something better.

I must have missed when Slam Master J started rapping.

agree..... he's the son of a Freebird for christ sakes.... Hayes could at least find something better than his current gimmick..... reunite him with Festus and have them feud with The Hart Dynasty..... they could even bring in a Diva chick to act as their manager to offset/compete with Natalya

Jesus Christ DAMNi NATOR

he's never rapped, shut up

But they're black, and wear bling and say "Money money, yeah, yeah"

:(

Hayes likes him, so I think they'll keep him around until the next <strike>cunt hunt</strike> Diva search.

I still would love to see him become a member of Legacy once Teddy turns face.

Slam Master J is a good wrestler, actually. I've been quite entertained by what I've seen in the ring from him. He's really quite fluid and shit. Plus, his promos are highly amusing. His stuff with Cryme Tyme has been the funniest stuff this side of Santino. Better than DX's shit.

I figure that the reason Hayes hasn't given Jesse more to do is to avoid "favouritism." Hayes is making him work for it.

Slam Master J needs to be fired, or sent down and brought up with another gimmick. I think this one is bad, just like Jesse was bad. Have a total transformation like Ziggler got.

I really wish Charlie Haas could get a chance to be more than a jobber

good looking out, Afterlife

I'd like to see John Bradshaw Layfield sponsor Charlie Haas on-air, and give him a bit of a rub.

Yes he has. There were a couple of backstage segments on a couple different episodes of SD! where he attempted to rap, (so I guess technically speaking, you're correct :shifty:) but failed miserably. The End.

They aren't trying to pass him off as a great rapper though. Why are you so fired up about this?

Because I kind of get the feeling that they're going to try to turn him into a rapper, and unlike when Cena did that on SD! and got over with it, the fans will NEVER embrace a wannabe re-incarnation of Cena, as they will see it as a transparent attempt to get another wrestler over on pure mic skills, and not at all based on what he can do physically in the ring. And that's just not right.

Ugh. That thread reminded me of "Vanilla Gorilla".

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How is this guy on top these days?

He's not that guy anymore. :-\

I'll always remember him as a wigger marine.

Slamaster isn't doing battle raps on his opponents, either. The only thing he has in common with Cena is that he's white.

Let me ask you a question, DAMN iNATOR...how did you feel about Grandmaster Sexay?

Or Scotty 2 Hotty for that matter...

I don't know if the damage can be undone. Slam Master J isn't and won't ever be over. It's going to take something pretty significant for a relative newbie to overcome that stigma. Even saying "I'm Terry Gordy's son" probably won't have much of an effect on this audience due to A) the length of time spent in shitty gimmicks and B) the audience not knowing who Terry Gordy is. Looks like the next Jimmy Snuka, Jr.