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Cranky Kong
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Slam Master J
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RIP SABU
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No. There is nothing redeeming about a white kid who can't wrestle or rap worth a shit, and yet still tries to fit in with Cryme Tyme. They should just fire his ass.
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Cranky Kong
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Jesse's not that bad, is he?
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Over Like Rover
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Favourite to go #1 in the Pink Slip Pool
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Cranky Kong
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Cranky Kong
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RIP SABU
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That's your choice, man. But at least R-Truth is established and has some impressive wins, along with being able to actually rap somewhat, whereas all SMJ has done is wrestled and defeated Charlie Haas, and last night he lost to Ziggy on Superstars, can't rap for shit, and is trying too hard to fit in with Cryme Tyme. Not exactly what I'd call impressive on Jesse's part.
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Cranky Kong
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I can't believe you're a 28 year old mark. It's obviously a comedy angle. Cryme Tyme doesn't even rap, if you haven't noticed.
Also, R-Truth is probably the worst rapper of all time. Moreover, if they wanted Slamaster to get some 'impressive wins', it would be quite easy to book him to do so. |
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He is getting fired soon. It is only a matter of time, and I will not care at all.
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RIP SABU
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Quote:
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President of Freedonia
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The fact that Michael Hayes books the SmackDown brand is the only reason Slam Master J is still employed. He was in my pink slip pool as well.
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So fucking sexy.
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I've not been witness to SMJ's lack of ability.
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Southern Hospitality
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I don't really have an opinion about Slam Master J. I just want to know what WWE is going to achieve with a white rapper wannabe turning into a success. I mean I don't get why...oh shit I forgot
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KOW
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Doin' It Right
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I must have missed when Slam Master J started rapping.
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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agree..... he's the son of a Freebird for christ sakes.... Hayes could at least find something better than his current gimmick..... reunite him with Festus and have them feud with The Hart Dynasty..... they could even bring in a Diva chick to act as their manager to offset/compete with Natalya
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Jesus Christ DAMNi NATOR
he's never rapped, shut up |
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Y2KoTF
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So fucking sexy.
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I think if he gets fed up with being unappreciated by Cryme Tyme, we could see him going by "Jesse Gordy", and getting a new partner to feud with them.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Hayes likes him, so I think they'll keep him around until the next
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#BUCTOBER
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I still would love to see him become a member of Legacy once Teddy turns face.
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Slam Master J is a good wrestler, actually. I've been quite entertained by what I've seen in the ring from him. He's really quite fluid and shit. Plus, his promos are highly amusing. His stuff with Cryme Tyme has been the funniest stuff this side of Santino. Better than DX's shit.
I figure that the reason Hayes hasn't given Jesse more to do is to avoid "favouritism." Hayes is making him work for it. |
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Slam Master J needs to be fired, or sent down and brought up with another gimmick. I think this one is bad, just like Jesse was bad. Have a total transformation like Ziggler got.
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So fucking sexy.
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First of all, the incarnation of "Jesse" didn't have a gimmick after being Festus' handler, which is why he disappeared. Secondly, you don't have to be sent away to change your gimmick. If the Cryme Tyme Cronie thing doesn't pan out, he can simply drop it, get pissed and go from there with something new. Charlie Haas looked fantastic on SD; very dark. I"ve heard Hawkins is using some type of gothic or emo gimmick. Team them up, and have them accept Jesse into their group if he starts brooding over the social rejection.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I really wish Charlie Haas could get a chance to be more than a jobber
good looking out, Afterlife |
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So fucking sexy.
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Thanks, Red.
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I'd like to see John Bradshaw Layfield sponsor Charlie Haas on-air, and give him a bit of a rub.
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Over Like Rover
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Am I the only one that thinks Charlie Haas looks like a skinnier, whiter version of The Barbarian in that garb?
Which isn't a bad thing. |
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So fucking sexy.
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Don't know the Barbarian. But I do think Haas looked great.
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RIP SABU
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Cranky Kong
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They aren't trying to pass him off as a great rapper though. Why are you so fired up about this?
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RIP SABU
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Because I kind of get the feeling that they're going to try to turn him into a rapper, and unlike when Cena did that on SD! and got over with it, the fans will NEVER embrace a wannabe re-incarnation of Cena, as they will see it as a transparent attempt to get another wrestler over on pure mic skills, and not at all based on what he can do physically in the ring. And that's just not right.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Ugh. That thread reminded me of "Vanilla Gorilla".
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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How is this guy on top these days? |
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So fucking sexy.
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Right now, SMJ is something you need to wait and see.Making assumptions based on nothing will not get you anywhere. |
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So fucking sexy.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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I'll always remember him as a wigger marine.
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Cranky Kong
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Slamaster isn't doing battle raps on his opponents, either. The only thing he has in common with Cena is that he's white.
Let me ask you a question, DAMN iNATOR...how did you feel about Grandmaster Sexay? |
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Cranky Kong
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Or Scotty 2 Hotty for that matter...
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A Property of Matter
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I don't know if the damage can be undone. Slam Master J isn't and won't ever be over. It's going to take something pretty significant for a relative newbie to overcome that stigma. Even saying "I'm Terry Gordy's son" probably won't have much of an effect on this audience due to A) the length of time spent in shitty gimmicks and B) the audience not knowing who Terry Gordy is. Looks like the next Jimmy Snuka, Jr.
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