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WWE Bragging Rights 2009 Captions (The Return?)
Once again, I'm trying captions. If you're interested in helping choose captions of the week/month polls and posting the threads, PM me.
Since WWE uses so many fucking images, I've decided that I will be limiting them to 30 images per PPV and 15 per TV show. If this is too much, TELL ME. I also want any comments or suggestions. Now for the return. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/006.jpg Code:
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God: PISS BREAK!!!!!!!!! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/156.jpg http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/159.jpg Orton discovers the truth behind The Undertaker and Kane's "powers". |
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The search teams were out trying to find a decent heel, but all they found was Batista and quickly moved on. Boy, are they kicking themselves now. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/045.jpg Rey: Boo. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/055.jpg The crowd loved this formation of a horse. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/128.jpg Remembering that you left the oven on always comes at the worst times. |
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Batista: Oh no... Captions are back? That means.... http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/059.jpg Taker: SUCK IT! SUCK IT! Batista: NOOOOO! Cole: VINTAGE FORCED BLOWJOB! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/091.jpg Where will you be when Big Show's diarrhea acts up? Kane: Wait, what? |
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Miz : John, where did the midget ref come from?? |
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CM Punk: Rey, i'll hold him down and that way he'll have to take atleast one move. |
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Orton and Cena broke kayfabe being caught dancing at the local club together the night before Bragging Rights |
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"All units be advised, suspect was last seen raping a small Mexican wearing a mask." http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/091.jpg Kane: "What the fuck is that smell?" Big Show: "I knew I should have gone before the match." Kane: "OMG, did you really just shit yourself?" Big Show: "......." http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/133.jpg Orton: "Ok, now if I can just keep this move locked in for another 59 minutes and 18 seconds, I'll be sure to win." http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/156.jpg http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/159.jpg Orton: "AVADA KADAVRA!" http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/042.jpg This is the day that the world learned Beth's true feelings towards other women. |
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BUT I GOT THREE OF YO SHIPS, BITCH! |
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GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!ANGLE ANGRY! ANGLE SMASH! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/009.jpg Hair Club for Men, because spray hair-in-a-can rubs off during physical exertion. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/012.jpg Morrison: Let me tell you how good Maryse was last night! Miz: YOU LIE! Ref: Ooh, juicy details! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/016.jpg Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of the letter P! (We are in Pittsburgh, right?) http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/025.jpg See Vince, THIS is why not all your divas should be blonde - you can't tell one ends and the other begins. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/042.jpg Waiting for the obligatory Flashdance water downpour scene. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/044.jpg Voiceover: Oh no, it looks like our spotlight has confused the creature into thinking it is daytime... http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/045.jpg Rey: And remember, smoke a pack a day and you can stunt your growth. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/049.jpg Rey: Hey Punk, I'm the guy with the mask - that means I'm the one that gets to wear halloween colors! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/051.jpg Tom Hanks: THERE! RIGHT THERE! In the meshed tatoos - it's the DaVinci Code! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/055.jpg The detractors of human cloning had some new amunition. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/057.jpg Batista: *chomp* Damn! Where's J.R. with his BBQ sauce? http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/068.jpg World's Largest Invisible Hammock http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/074.jpg Batista: I'd like to thank the members of the Academy for awarding me the Oscar for most title matches in 2009... http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/111.jpg Jericho: Only your accent can save you now! Muhuhahaha... http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/152.jpg Randy and John try out for the WWE's remake of "A Chorus Line". http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/159.jpg http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/165.jpg Orton tries to win by setting off a nuclear bomb in the arena. Unfortunately, Super Cena doesn't mutate quickly enough. |
As always and forever, I have not read any of the other captions before posting my own. So repeat jokes are possible.
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/006.jpg To fit in with the new kid-friendly WWE, we see here in action Dr. Isaac TakeCareOfYourTeeth proudly displaying his mouthgard, which he claims is an Awesome way to protect your teeth. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/025.jpg Ref: Merlin's Beard! The wenches are merging... into a super-blonde creature! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/042.jpg WWE Presents: How They Get the Caramel into the Caramilk Bars http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/044.jpg Batista: Crap. What's the code to beat God? Vince, I'm looking at you... http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/045.jpg Kid: I love you Skeletor!! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/055.jpg Rey: Ok, Batista, now jump on top! We're going to be the most awesome totem-pole ever! Batista: *attempts to jump* http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/111.jpg A good candidate for... Unecessary Censorship. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/128.jpg John Cena jumps The Viper in his invisible motorcycle. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/142.jpg Trainers: Mr. Cena, Mr. Cena! I'm afraid we're going to have to wait until your boner subsides to restart this match. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/151.jpg Kofi: I know you're out there somewhere Stevie! I'll blast you till tomorrow nooooooooon! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/152.jpg BODY ODOUR ATTACK! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/156.jpg Which one of these buttons blows up Vince McMahon's limo? http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/165.jpg GAMMA RAYS!!!!!!!! |
I started loading this thread after Bragging Rights and it's.......almost finished.
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Bats: "I'm getting tired of you humping my leg all the time." |
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HBK: You know, kid. 10 years ago on RAW this same headlock was given to me and I oversold that one as well. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/111.jpg Y2J: OK, so since you lied about being Jamaican, I'm gonna try and Big Swing you back to Africa. Please sell it. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/156.jpg Randy: WTF?!?!? I can't get the expert achievement on DJ HERO!!! :mad: http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/181.jpg Cena: That's how big an asshole I am for this PG shit. :shifty: |
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Cena: "SLOAN?!?!??! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?" http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/152.jpg The WWE's rendition of "Jesus Christ Superstar" didn't go over so well... http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/074.jpg ...neither did Mysterio and Batista's rendition of Music of the Night from "The Phantom of the Opera..." http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/009.jpg ...neither did Miz's body wax http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/025.jpg Peter Griffin: "Oh, look at that side boob" Ref: "Wha? Where?!?" http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/044.jpg PA System: "Bring back the Game Genie and no one gets hurt" http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/045.jpg Rey: "It's like looking in a mirror...only...not..." http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/055.jpg Rey: "SOMEONE FIXED THE TITAN TRON!" http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/091.jpg Camera man: "Must close eyes...can't watch..." http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/111.jpg Chris: "...Oh shit, I forgot my underwear again! Give me yours, Mr. Johnson!" http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/142.jpg Ref: "I think Orton went colorblind." Trainers: "So did Cena." |
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PA: Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson. You are needed in catering. |
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Botched Hug attempt. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/044.jpg Batista made his way towards the light, but it was revealed that he would be refused entry into heaven after selling his soul for a title shot x547869 times over. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/156.jpg Ref: Ok Randy, what ever you do...don't press the red button. http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/159.jpg Ref: I SAID NOT THE RED BUTTON RANDY! http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...202009/165.jpg Cena's reaction when he realized that someone else Loved Sloan. |
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