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He's Here
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WWE Bragging Rights 2009 Captions (The Return?)
Once again, I'm trying captions. If you're interested in helping choose captions of the week/month polls and posting the threads, PM me.
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#2 |
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![]() God: PISS BREAK!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() Orton discovers the truth behind The Undertaker and Kane's "powers". Last edited by Xero; 10-26-2009 at 05:23 PM. |
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#3 |
He's Here
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![]() Time: 59:21 ![]() Time: 42:21 ![]() Time: 30:01 ![]() Time: 10:32 ![]() Time: 5:41 ![]() Time: 1:00 ![]() Time: 00:00 |
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King K Cool
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![]() The search teams were out trying to find a decent heel, but all they found was Batista and quickly moved on. Boy, are they kicking themselves now. ![]() Rey: Boo. ![]() The crowd loved this formation of a horse. ![]() Remembering that you left the oven on always comes at the worst times. |
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#5 |
He's Here
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![]() Batista: Oh no... Captions are back? That means.... ![]() Taker: SUCK IT! SUCK IT! Batista: NOOOOO! Cole: VINTAGE FORCED BLOWJOB! ![]() Where will you be when Big Show's diarrhea acts up? Kane: Wait, what? Last edited by Xero; 10-26-2009 at 05:36 PM. |
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Heavy Metal Adventurer
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feels good
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#7 |
Hello
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**Steel chair shown on TV**
![]() Kofi - "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! PG!!!!" **Runs to back with chair** |
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#8 |
Hello
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![]() Miz : John, where did the midget ref come from?? |
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#9 |
Hello
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![]() CM Punk: Rey, i'll hold him down and that way he'll have to take atleast one move. |
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Hello
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![]() Orton and Cena broke kayfabe being caught dancing at the local club together the night before Bragging Rights |
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It's High Noon!
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![]() "All units be advised, suspect was last seen raping a small Mexican wearing a mask." ![]() Kane: "What the fuck is that smell?" Big Show: "I knew I should have gone before the match." Kane: "OMG, did you really just shit yourself?" Big Show: "......." ![]() Orton: "Ok, now if I can just keep this move locked in for another 59 minutes and 18 seconds, I'll be sure to win." ![]() ![]() Orton: "AVADA KADAVRA!" ![]() This is the day that the world learned Beth's true feelings towards other women. |
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Where is Big Sal?
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BUT I GOT THREE OF YO SHIPS, BITCH! |
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#BUCTOBER
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![]() GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!ANGLE ANGRY! ANGLE SMASH! ![]() Hair Club for Men, because spray hair-in-a-can rubs off during physical exertion. ![]() Morrison: Let me tell you how good Maryse was last night! Miz: YOU LIE! Ref: Ooh, juicy details! ![]() Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of the letter P! (We are in Pittsburgh, right?) ![]() See Vince, THIS is why not all your divas should be blonde - you can't tell one ends and the other begins. ![]() Waiting for the obligatory Flashdance water downpour scene. ![]() Voiceover: Oh no, it looks like our spotlight has confused the creature into thinking it is daytime... ![]() Rey: And remember, smoke a pack a day and you can stunt your growth. ![]() Rey: Hey Punk, I'm the guy with the mask - that means I'm the one that gets to wear halloween colors! ![]() Tom Hanks: THERE! RIGHT THERE! In the meshed tatoos - it's the DaVinci Code! ![]() The detractors of human cloning had some new amunition. ![]() Batista: *chomp* Damn! Where's J.R. with his BBQ sauce? ![]() World's Largest Invisible Hammock ![]() Batista: I'd like to thank the members of the Academy for awarding me the Oscar for most title matches in 2009... ![]() Jericho: Only your accent can save you now! Muhuhahaha... ![]() Randy and John try out for the WWE's remake of "A Chorus Line". ![]() ![]() Orton tries to win by setting off a nuclear bomb in the arena. Unfortunately, Super Cena doesn't mutate quickly enough. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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As always and forever, I have not read any of the other captions before posting my own. So repeat jokes are possible.
![]() To fit in with the new kid-friendly WWE, we see here in action Dr. Isaac TakeCareOfYourTeeth proudly displaying his mouthgard, which he claims is an Awesome way to protect your teeth. ![]() Ref: Merlin's Beard! The wenches are merging... into a super-blonde creature! ![]() WWE Presents: How They Get the Caramel into the Caramilk Bars ![]() Batista: Crap. What's the code to beat God? Vince, I'm looking at you... ![]() Kid: I love you Skeletor!! ![]() Rey: Ok, Batista, now jump on top! We're going to be the most awesome totem-pole ever! Batista: *attempts to jump* ![]() A good candidate for... Unecessary Censorship. ![]() John Cena jumps The Viper in his invisible motorcycle. ![]() Trainers: Mr. Cena, Mr. Cena! I'm afraid we're going to have to wait until your boner subsides to restart this match. ![]() Kofi: I know you're out there somewhere Stevie! I'll blast you till tomorrow nooooooooon! ![]() BODY ODOUR ATTACK! ![]() Which one of these buttons blows up Vince McMahon's limo? ![]() GAMMA RAYS!!!!!!!! |
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Needs an avatar
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I started loading this thread after Bragging Rights and it's.......almost finished.
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![]() Bats: "I'm getting tired of you humping my leg all the time." |
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Butt Stallion says hello
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![]() HBK: You know, kid. 10 years ago on RAW this same headlock was given to me and I oversold that one as well. ![]() Y2J: OK, so since you lied about being Jamaican, I'm gonna try and Big Swing you back to Africa. Please sell it. ![]() Randy: WTF?!?!? I can't get the expert achievement on DJ HERO!!! ![]() ![]() Cena: That's how big an asshole I am for this PG shit. ![]() |
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#18 |
...never know I'm there..
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![]() Cena: "SLOAN?!?!??! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?" ![]() The WWE's rendition of "Jesus Christ Superstar" didn't go over so well... ![]() ...neither did Mysterio and Batista's rendition of Music of the Night from "The Phantom of the Opera..." ![]() ...neither did Miz's body wax ![]() Peter Griffin: "Oh, look at that side boob" Ref: "Wha? Where?!?" ![]() PA System: "Bring back the Game Genie and no one gets hurt" ![]() Rey: "It's like looking in a mirror...only...not..." ![]() Rey: "SOMEONE FIXED THE TITAN TRON!" ![]() Camera man: "Must close eyes...can't watch..." ![]() Chris: "...Oh shit, I forgot my underwear again! Give me yours, Mr. Johnson!" ![]() Ref: "I think Orton went colorblind." Trainers: "So did Cena." Last edited by Halbowsky; 10-26-2009 at 11:14 PM. |
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#19 |
He's Here
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![]() PA: Paging Mr. Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson. You are needed in catering. |
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#20 |
Daddy's Home
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![]() Botched Hug attempt. ![]() Batista made his way towards the light, but it was revealed that he would be refused entry into heaven after selling his soul for a title shot x547869 times over. ![]() Ref: Ok Randy, what ever you do...don't press the red button. ![]() Ref: I SAID NOT THE RED BUTTON RANDY! ![]() Cena's reaction when he realized that someone else Loved Sloan. Last edited by Haze; 10-27-2009 at 12:22 PM. |
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