J.R. appreciation thread
 

So, in case J.R. doesn't make it back to the announce desk, and let's not forget that is a very real possibility right now (:'(), post your favorite pics, vids, and "J.R.-isms" ("bahgawd!", etc. ...his "catchphrases", if you will) in here.

Have fun!

J.R. ♥'s SKITTLES
 

I'll start.

J.R. Really ♥'s His SKITTLES®!
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I saw the thread title and thought JR had died.

Pure greatness

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It's alright, but I prefer the original J.R. "My Ass" Rap...geno, #2, IMHO is only average, and Rammstein, the last I heard J.R. is still alive and trying to heal up from his latest Bell's Palsy attack. I simply made this for us to have a memento of his career in case he never comes back, which hopefully will not be the case.

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the theme sounds like the old WCW theme for the Filthy Animals.

I guess if i spent more then a minute looking for the "my ass" rap then I could have found one with all 3 songs also.

Kudos to DAMN iNATOR for thwarting my post with a vengeance.

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http://fast1.onesite.com/fans.wwe.co...7abd2150de.jpg

I'll bet if J.R. had had his way when he was removed from that announce desk, that would have been his reaction to Terry Taylor and the doctor...he'd do it for the rattlesnake.

I agree with Skittles promo & My Ass rap. Throw in his AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!

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The beginning of the short lived heel JR

Yeah, the Skittles stuff is great, all the yelling J.R. does about them, plus mentioning at 0:44 first, "I wonder if Skittles makes a barbecue flavor". It gets better, when at 0:57 he says, "I'm still waitin' for that barbecue flavor...", and finally loses it at 1:00 and goes, "I just barbecued mah hat!", although the last one was taken out of context as he was obviously referring to the heat of Kane's turnbuckle pyro, it was still the most hilarious of the 3 BBQ references in there.:lol::rofl:

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Put those up for J.R.'s impassioned "You love it, or bahgawd you leave it!" ...

How very sad for the 3 of you. But yeah, if you have anything at all to contribute, you 3, feel free. If not, it's fine, not forcing you to, just sayin'...quoting someone you agree with about something completely unrelated isn't much in the way of a proper tribute to a great commentator.

It's not COMPLETELY unrelated.

Unrelated would be talking about The Marine 2 in a thread about a tribute to JR.

I'm not too looking forward to Marine 2, btw.

I honestly don't think I've been quoted more than once in a thread before.

3 quotes = :love:

See, this is why people don't like you. Stop being a dick.

Yeah I saw an ad for it in a magazine and was like WTF?!

And for the sake of staying on subject: this smiley is my tribute to JR:

:wave:

:shifty:

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Maybe you'd care to elaborate as to how exactly I was "being a dick" as you so eloquently (yeah, riiiiiiiiiight...) put it, Juan?

What? To be honest, I'm seeing it, just to see how good of an actor Ted DiBiase is (or isn't).

Oh, and J.R. rocks.

Love the compatibility of Austin/J.R.

@ 30 seconds. "Stone Cold Steve Austin is the toughest son of a bitch I ever saw!" always gives me goosebumps.

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Nothing points to JR being an amazing announcer more than Mankind and Undertaker's Hell in a Cell.
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'JR Appreciation Thread' would have been better. :y:

Yeah 'GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY, GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY HE KILLED HIM...AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF' is an iconic piece of commentry.

My favorite JR moment by far (i.e. his gay laugh and the head shove)
 

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That ultimately lead to.....this:

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I had the honor of meeting Jim Ross at this past year's WWE WrestleMania Axxess in Houston and actually got to call a match with him. It was very brief (and I wasn't very good at it) but Jim was a very cool guy and it was definitely an experience I will never forget. Here's a pic of me & him from that day:

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...60_8326478.jpg

In all seriousness though, Jim Ross is a homosexual....and a part of his facial paralysis is a result of having been face fucked by hosses on numerous occasions.

Don't they give you a DVD of that?

Why isn't this on YouTube?