The RAW midcarders finally stand up to Cena and sacrifice him to God, seen in the background.
Donkey Kong finally gets wise and steals Mario's mallet.
Hunter: Big huge Big Show, stompin' through the forest... Along comes Hunter and hits the Pedigree!
Vince: Did I just hear myself say... THREE MINUTES!?
*Vince takes off his mask to reveal that he's really Eric Bischoff.*
WWE's idea to change Kane's gimmick again to "Steven Crack'em, Chiropractor" didn't work out too well.
Vince: Does this suit make me look fat?
Chloe (thinking): Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here!?
WWE Presents Romeo and Juliet.
Mom: You need some powa, honey! Mmm hmm! *Twirls head*
Shelton (horribly acted): But... how do I... get power?
Mom: Well, you just need some Chunkah soup, hon!
Shelton: Gee... Thanks lad-er... mom...
WWE's newest toy, Rock'em Sock'em Jobbers!