RAW Captions (January 2, 2006) - The Caption Contest Begins!

**Xero** · 01-03-2006, 02:22 PM

The RAW midcarders finally stand up to Cena and sacrifice him to God, seen in the background.

Donkey Kong finally gets wise and steals Mario's mallet.

Hunter: Big huge Big Show, stompin' through the forest... Along comes Hunter and hits the Pedigree!

Vince: Did I just hear myself say... THREE MINUTES!?
*Vince takes off his mask to reveal that he's really Eric Bischoff.*

WWE's idea to change Kane's gimmick again to "Steven Crack'em, Chiropractor" didn't work out too well.

Vince: Does this suit make me look fat?

Chloe (thinking): Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here!?

WWE Presents Romeo and Juliet.

Mom: You need some powa, honey! Mmm hmm! *Twirls head*
Shelton (horribly acted): But... how do I... get power?
Mom: Well, you just need some Chunkah soup, hon!
Shelton: Gee... Thanks lad-er... mom...

WWE's newest toy, Rock'em Sock'em Jobbers!

01-03-2006, 02:22 PM	#3
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	The RAW midcarders finally stand up to Cena and sacrifice him to God, seen in the background. Donkey Kong finally gets wise and steals Mario's mallet. Hunter: Big huge Big Show, stompin' through the forest... Along comes Hunter and hits the Pedigree! Vince: Did I just hear myself say... THREE MINUTES!? Vince takes off his mask to reveal that he's really Eric Bischoff. WWE's idea to change Kane's gimmick again to "Steven Crack'em, Chiropractor" didn't work out too well. Vince: Does this suit make me look fat? Chloe (thinking): Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here!? WWE Presents Romeo and Juliet. Mom: You need some powa, honey! Mmm hmm! Twirls head Shelton (horribly acted): But... how do I... get power? Mom: Well, you just need some Chunkah soup, hon! Shelton: Gee... Thanks lad-er... mom... WWE's newest toy, Rock'em Sock'em Jobbers!