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Originally Posted by Rob
It's a real shame for the guy. My thoughts and prayers go out to him.
On saying that, I give it a week before Vince McMahon is exploiting this.
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[Vince McMahon walks into MNM's locker room.]
MERCURY: Mister McMahon!
VINCE: Hello, Joey. Johnny. Mmm, Melina...
MELINA: Hiya, Vince.
VINCE: Yes. Daddy like. Anyway, Johnny. Johnny Nitro, I wonder if I could have a moment.
NITRO: Yeah, sure, boss. No problem. You guys mind?
[Mercury and Melina leave.]
NITRO: How can I help you, sir?
VINCE: Well, you see, Johnny, it's like this. Remember three years ago when I decided to
kill my own creation by injecting a lethal dose of POISON?
NITRO: The nWo, yes sir.
VINCE: Oh. Well, you're not supposed to remember that.
NITRO: Am I also not supposed to remember that I was on Tough Enough, and then Eric Bischoff's apprentice?
VINCE: The second one yes, but it's the first one I want to talk to you about. You see, the reason I was remind of the lethal dose of POISON is because I just heard about your friend Matt Cappotelli.
NITRO: Yes sir, it's really tragic.
VINCE: Mm, yes. Yes. Horrible tragedy. Anyway, I was hoping you could start wearing this.
[He pulls out an "MC" armband.]
NITRO: But, sir, Matt's not dead.
VINCE: Oh, but he will be soon enough. You see, his brain has been infected by a lethal dose of POISON.
NITRO: You mean cancer?
VINCE: Uh, yes. Cancer. Tumor. Whatever. Wear the armband.
NITRO: But I don't think I'm comfortable...
VINCE: There's a main-event push for you!
NITRO: Oh. Okay, why not?
VINCE: Great. Just one catch.
NITRO: What's that, sir?
VINCE: YouonlygetpushedforamonththenIputyourtitleshotonChrisMasters.
NITRO: I'm sorry, sir?
VINCE: What? Oh, nothing. Must not be a catch. See you later, Johnny.