Cappotelli drops title, gives speech.

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Originally Posted by Rob It's a real shame for the guy. My thoughts and prayers go out to him. On saying that, I give it a week before Vince McMahon is exploiting this.

[Vince McMahon walks into MNM's locker room.]

MERCURY: Mister McMahon!

VINCE: Hello, Joey. Johnny. Mmm, Melina...

MELINA: Hiya, Vince.

VINCE: Yes. Daddy like. Anyway, Johnny. Johnny Nitro, I wonder if I could have a moment.

NITRO: Yeah, sure, boss. No problem. You guys mind?

[Mercury and Melina leave.]

NITRO: How can I help you, sir?

VINCE: Well, you see, Johnny, it's like this. Remember three years ago when I decided to kill my own creation by injecting a lethal dose of POISON?

NITRO: The nWo, yes sir.

VINCE: Oh. Well, you're not supposed to remember that.

NITRO: Am I also not supposed to remember that I was on Tough Enough, and then Eric Bischoff's apprentice?

VINCE: The second one yes, but it's the first one I want to talk to you about. You see, the reason I was remind of the lethal dose of POISON is because I just heard about your friend Matt Cappotelli.

NITRO: Yes sir, it's really tragic.

VINCE: Mm, yes. Yes. Horrible tragedy. Anyway, I was hoping you could start wearing this.

[He pulls out an "MC" armband.]

NITRO: But, sir, Matt's not dead.

VINCE: Oh, but he will be soon enough. You see, his brain has been infected by a lethal dose of POISON.

NITRO: You mean cancer?

VINCE: Uh, yes. Cancer. Tumor. Whatever. Wear the armband.

NITRO: But I don't think I'm comfortable...

VINCE: There's a main-event push for you!

NITRO: Oh. Okay, why not?

VINCE: Great. Just one catch.

NITRO: What's that, sir?

VINCE: YouonlygetpushedforamonththenIputyourtitleshotonChrisMasters.

NITRO: I'm sorry, sir?

VINCE: What? Oh, nothing. Must not be a catch. See you later, Johnny.