(I haven't read any yet, so sorry for any stolen jokes.)
*Aqua's "Barbie Girl" song starts to play*
Mick:
In a strange twist of fate, Lita's plastic surgeon botched her boob job and made one boob 4 sizes too big.
Big Show: NIGGA STOLE MY TAG PARTNER!
Kane: I WANT THE TOY BELT!
Big Show: NO! MOMMY GOT IT FOR
ME!
Kane: I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT! MOOOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!
Undertaker: SHUT UP! MOM'S HAVING SNUGGLE TIME WITH PAUL!
The WWE's idea to bring in two real lesbians and have "Hot Bull-Dyke Action" didn't go over as well as they had hoped.
Triple H: AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THA- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
John: I'm trying to figure out where I put the coin in to play the game. Which slot is it?
JR: BAHGAWD STUNNER!
At this very moment it was all coming back to Shawn...
The first ever official "X Pac Sucking Machine Match" didn't exactly work out.
Vince: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT RAISE YOUR HAND!
Marty: ..... OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ABYSSSS ABYSS ABYSS ABYss abyss...
Vince:
Shawn: ANSWER ME! DID... YOU... SIT... ON... MY... CHAIR... WITHOUT... PANTS!?
Vince: Now Shawn, let's handle this like gro-
Shawn: ANSWER ME!
Vince: YES! I DID, OKAY!
Vince: This is possibly the gayest pose we've ever done lover.
Marty: I'm not Hunter...
Vince: WHAT!?
*Camera takes the picture*