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03-02-2006, 08:06 AM
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He's Here
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(I haven't read any yet, so sorry for any stolen jokes.)
 *Aqua's "Barbie Girl" song starts to play* Mick:   In a strange twist of fate, Lita's plastic surgeon botched her boob job and made one boob 4 sizes too big.  Big Show: NIGGA STOLE MY TAG PARTNER!  Kane: I WANT THE TOY BELT!  Big Show: NO! MOMMY GOT IT FOR ME! Kane: I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT! MOOOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!! Undertaker: SHUT UP! MOM'S HAVING SNUGGLE TIME WITH PAUL!  The WWE's idea to bring in two real lesbians and have "Hot Bull-Dyke Action" didn't go over as well as they had hoped.  Triple H: AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THA- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? John: I'm trying to figure out where I put the coin in to play the game. Which slot is it?  JR: BAHGAWD STUNNER!  At this very moment it was all coming back to Shawn...  The first ever official "X Pac Sucking Machine Match" didn't exactly work out.  Vince: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT RAISE YOUR HAND!  Marty: ..... OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ABYSSSS ABYSS ABYSS ABYss abyss... Vince:   Shawn: ANSWER ME! DID... YOU... SIT... ON... MY... CHAIR... WITHOUT... PANTS!? Vince: Now Shawn, let's handle this like gro- Shawn: ANSWER ME! Vince: YES! I DID, OKAY!   Vince: This is possibly the gayest pose we've ever done lover. Marty: I'm not Hunter... Vince: WHAT!? *Camera takes the picture* |
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