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**Afterlife** · 03-08-2007, 05:27 PM

Definitly manly. But manliest? Not quite.

Baseball is famous for chaw and scrotal adjustments; these are mannish traits, but moreover, they are frowned upon. Basketball and Hockey both have punishments built-in to keep players from solving discrepancies with their fists, like their nannies are forcing them to play nice. Golf is for pussies. Bowling is dumb.

But Wrestling is truly a manly sport -- nay, a testosteral engagement! Actually, that sounds gay. Go with "manly sport". Point is, It's a battle for supremacy; a test of superior strength, agility, cunning and stamina. And, above all else, the true test is that of honor; pride; respect. To shake hands with the opponent; to recognize the prowess and potential of either Victor or Fallen; that is what makes a man.

I mean, like, Soccer -- and yes, you European fucks, it's called fucking "Soccer" -- you could basically shank a dude and the goal would still count. You MIGHT get a flag, but that depends on which team the Refs like. And yeah, one could argue that "You gotta be a man to walk into a field full of Scottsmen with shivs," but that's a vaginal argument, 'cause in true wrestling, it's man vs. man -- no weapons. Just might.

"Manliest Sport", however? Gotta give it up to Rugby. That's basically a field full of Wrestlers, with a ball, in the mud, and the rain, and everybody's running around in different directions, bleeding and screaming before the gamne even starts. Feckin' crazy. I don't think it has rules, except "Dead guy loses".

So, yeah, now that I've completely run it into the ground, Manliest Sport: Rugby. Runner up: Rasslin'.

03-08-2007, 05:27 PM	#4
Afterlife So fucking sexy. Posts: 20,100	Definitly manly. But manliest? Not quite. Baseball is famous for chaw and scrotal adjustments; these are mannish traits, but moreover, they are frowned upon. Basketball and Hockey both have punishments built-in to keep players from solving discrepancies with their fists, like their nannies are forcing them to play nice. Golf is for pussies. Bowling is dumb. But Wrestling is truly a manly sport -- nay, a testosteral engagement! Actually, that sounds gay. Go with "manly sport". Point is, It's a battle for supremacy; a test of superior strength, agility, cunning and stamina. And, above all else, the true test is that of honor; pride; respect. To shake hands with the opponent; to recognize the prowess and potential of either Victor or Fallen; that is what makes a man. I mean, like, Soccer -- and yes, you European fucks, it's called fucking "Soccer" -- you could basically shank a dude and the goal would still count. You MIGHT get a flag, but that depends on which team the Refs like. And yeah, one could argue that "You gotta be a man to walk into a field full of Scottsmen with shivs," but that's a vaginal argument, 'cause in true wrestling, it's man vs. man -- no weapons. Just might. "Manliest Sport", however? Gotta give it up to Rugby. That's basically a field full of Wrestlers, with a ball, in the mud, and the rain, and everybody's running around in different directions, bleeding and screaming before the gamne even starts. Feckin' crazy. I don't think it has rules, except "Dead guy loses". So, yeah, now that I've completely run it into the ground, Manliest Sport: Rugby. Runner up: Rasslin'.