Today's debate...

**Afterlife** · 03-08-2007, 05:27 PM

Definitly manly. But manliest? Not quite.

Baseball is famous for chaw and scrotal adjustments; these are mannish traits, but moreover, they are frowned upon. Basketball and Hockey both have punishments built-in to keep players from solving discrepancies with their fists, like their nannies are forcing them to play nice. Golf is for pussies. Bowling is dumb.

But Wrestling is truly a manly sport -- nay, a testosteral engagement! Actually, that sounds gay. Go with "manly sport". Point is, It's a battle for supremacy; a test of superior strength, agility, cunning and stamina. And, above all else, the true test is that of honor; pride; respect. To shake hands with the opponent; to recognize the prowess and potential of either Victor or Fallen; that is what makes a man.

I mean, like, Soccer -- and yes, you European fucks, it's called fucking "Soccer" -- you could basically shank a dude and the goal would still count. You MIGHT get a flag, but that depends on which team the Refs like. And yeah, one could argue that "You gotta be a man to walk into a field full of Scottsmen with shivs," but that's a vaginal argument, 'cause in true wrestling, it's man vs. man -- no weapons. Just might.

"Manliest Sport", however? Gotta give it up to Rugby. That's basically a field full of Wrestlers, with a ball, in the mud, and the rain, and everybody's running around in different directions, bleeding and screaming before the gamne even starts. Feckin' crazy. I don't think it has rules, except "Dead guy loses".

So, yeah, now that I've completely run it into the ground, Manliest Sport: Rugby. Runner up: Rasslin'.

**MLW** · 03-25-2007, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Afterlife

I mean, like, Soccer -- and yes, you European fucks, it's called fucking "Soccer" -- you could basically shank a dude and the goal would still count. You MIGHT get a flag, but that depends on which team the Refs like. And yeah, one could argue that "You gotta be a man to walk into a field full of Scottsmen with shivs," but that's a vaginal argument, 'cause in true wrestling, it's man vs. man -- no weapons. Just might.

Its not called soccer you American fuck!!! Your socalled football is called AMERICAN FOOTBALL!!! Ours is the only real football!!! In yours they barely use the feet...how about calling it running with the ball in your arms...ball?

03-08-2007, 05:27 PM	#1
Afterlife So fucking sexy. Posts: 20,100	Definitly manly. But manliest? Not quite. Baseball is famous for chaw and scrotal adjustments; these are mannish traits, but moreover, they are frowned upon. Basketball and Hockey both have punishments built-in to keep players from solving discrepancies with their fists, like their nannies are forcing them to play nice. Golf is for pussies. Bowling is dumb. But Wrestling is truly a manly sport -- nay, a testosteral engagement! Actually, that sounds gay. Go with "manly sport". Point is, It's a battle for supremacy; a test of superior strength, agility, cunning and stamina. And, above all else, the true test is that of honor; pride; respect. To shake hands with the opponent; to recognize the prowess and potential of either Victor or Fallen; that is what makes a man. I mean, like, Soccer -- and yes, you European fucks, it's called fucking "Soccer" -- you could basically shank a dude and the goal would still count. You MIGHT get a flag, but that depends on which team the Refs like. And yeah, one could argue that "You gotta be a man to walk into a field full of Scottsmen with shivs," but that's a vaginal argument, 'cause in true wrestling, it's man vs. man -- no weapons. Just might. "Manliest Sport", however? Gotta give it up to Rugby. That's basically a field full of Wrestlers, with a ball, in the mud, and the rain, and everybody's running around in different directions, bleeding and screaming before the gamne even starts. Feckin' crazy. I don't think it has rules, except "Dead guy loses". So, yeah, now that I've completely run it into the ground, Manliest Sport: Rugby. Runner up: Rasslin'.