HBK: Okay Bret, we know how we’re gonna run through the match, right? Nice and clean, no screw jobs… I have nothing to do with anything that Vince will do, okay?
Chris: But my name isn’t Bret.
HBK: It isn’t? Woah! I’m having flashbacks!
Shades of the Beniot/Jericho team with Beniot and “Lion Heart” Stevie Richards.
Ref: Okay Earl, watch! No one is tapping, I’m not calling for the bell!
Earl: At least people know my name!
Beniot: OH MY GOD!!! HOW CAN THIS BE!!!!
Randy: Yeah! My crossface is cool, isn’t it!
Beniot: YOU’RE BOTCHING MY MOVE!!!!
Needless to say Shawn is confused… Where’s the bell?
Triple H even no sells a headbutt to the balls.
Triple H: You see this! This is the closest you will ever get to talent again, Belty!
RVD: Oh no! My jetpack! It isn’t working!!!
Booker T: Sucka, what were you doing before our match?
RVD: Dude… same thing as I do before every match... Try to take over the world!
Booker T: And Light up?
RVD: Oh, dude, that too.
I understand he has arachnophobia, but that’s not a spider…
Foley could keep Evolution at bay with his remediation of “Bandstand Boogie.”
Rock: Okay, I’m on TV, that means I get to be in the next series of WWE Video Games, I’m back off to Hollywood!
Rock: Shoot this roody poo in the candy ass!
Foley: I think you’ve been away from the ring for too long…
That right! No one could believe the news! It would be Randy Orton, Batista, and Ric Flair VS Mick Foley and a newly buffed up and steroid pumping Coachman!
So Rock, how many matches will you wrestle in the next 5 years?
Never, ever, ever light a match behind Vince McMachon after he had some Baja Grill!