RAW Captions (3/2/04)

**FourFifty** · 03-03-2004, 12:58 AM

HBK: Okay Bret, we know how we�re gonna run through the match, right? Nice and clean, no screw jobs� I have nothing to do with anything that Vince will do, okay?
Chris: But my name isn�t Bret.
HBK: It isn�t? Woah! I�m having flashbacks!

Shades of the Beniot/Jericho team with Beniot and �Lion Heart� Stevie Richards.

Ref: Okay Earl, watch! No one is tapping, I�m not calling for the bell!
Earl: At least people know my name!

Beniot: OH MY GOD!!! HOW CAN THIS BE!!!!
Randy: Yeah! My crossface is cool, isn�t it!
Beniot: YOU�RE BOTCHING MY MOVE!!!!

Needless to say Shawn is confused� Where�s the bell?

Triple H even no sells a headbutt to the balls.

Triple H: You see this! This is the closest you will ever get to talent again, Belty!

RVD: Oh no! My jetpack! It isn�t working!!!
Booker T: Sucka, what were you doing before our match?
RVD: Dude� same thing as I do before every match... Try to take over the world!
Booker T: And Light up?
RVD: Oh, dude, that too.

I understand he has arachnophobia, but that�s not a spider�

Foley could keep Evolution at bay with his remediation of �Bandstand Boogie.�

Rock: Okay, I�m on TV, that means I get to be in the next series of WWE Video Games, I�m back off to Hollywood!

Rock: Shoot this roody poo in the candy ass!
Foley: I think you�ve been away from the ring for too long�

That right! No one could believe the news! It would be Randy Orton, Batista, and Ric Flair VS Mick Foley and a newly buffed up and steroid pumping Coachman!

So Rock, how many matches will you wrestle in the next 5 years?

Never, ever, ever light a match behind Vince McMachon after he had some Baja Grill!

03-03-2004, 12:58 AM	#11
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	HBK: Okay Bret, we know how we�re gonna run through the match, right? Nice and clean, no screw jobs� I have nothing to do with anything that Vince will do, okay? Chris: But my name isn�t Bret. HBK: It isn�t? Woah! I�m having flashbacks! Shades of the Beniot/Jericho team with Beniot and �Lion Heart� Stevie Richards. Ref: Okay Earl, watch! No one is tapping, I�m not calling for the bell! Earl: At least people know my name! Beniot: OH MY GOD!!! HOW CAN THIS BE!!!! Randy: Yeah! My crossface is cool, isn�t it! Beniot: YOU�RE BOTCHING MY MOVE!!!! Needless to say Shawn is confused� Where�s the bell? Triple H even no sells a headbutt to the balls. Triple H: You see this! This is the closest you will ever get to talent again, Belty! RVD: Oh no! My jetpack! It isn�t working!!! Booker T: Sucka, what were you doing before our match? RVD: Dude� same thing as I do before every match... Try to take over the world! Booker T: And Light up? RVD: Oh, dude, that too. I understand he has arachnophobia, but that�s not a spider� Foley could keep Evolution at bay with his remediation of �Bandstand Boogie.� Rock: Okay, I�m on TV, that means I get to be in the next series of WWE Video Games, I�m back off to Hollywood! Rock: Shoot this roody poo in the candy ass! Foley: I think you�ve been away from the ring for too long� That right! No one could believe the news! It would be Randy Orton, Batista, and Ric Flair VS Mick Foley and a newly buffed up and steroid pumping Coachman! So Rock, how many matches will you wrestle in the next 5 years? Never, ever, ever light a match behind Vince McMachon after he had some Baja Grill! Last edited by FourFifty; 03-03-2004 at 02:20 AM. Reason: added the word "Candy"