Realizing Eddie had a huge push and the WWE title, Vince reported him to the midcard police. Proper action was taken...
Brock: I do now realize my actions were wrong against the Internet, I offer you fans a sacrifice of Hardcore Holly
After Hardcore decapitated Brock, the HHH/WM XX logo glowed with approval
Brock: You shall be bubbly, and you shall be tasty.
Bubbly: What about belty Brock?
Brock: NO! YOU DON'T SAY THAT NAME AROUND ME!
Stone Cold got into that anti-agin cream again
Brock: Time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail.....
*alarm sounds*
Brock: Found the fire exit!
Scotty: AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Doug: What'd wrong?
Scotty: Sorry it's gonna take me a while to get over the loss of Party of Five
Angle: Welcome to tutoring wrestlers for dummies...Hi I'm Kurt Angle
Chavo: Funaki! You been shot! Who did this?!
Funaki: ...................
Chavo: FUNAKI!!!!!!
Vince: Chavos winning a match?!
HHH: Don't worry Vince, he loses the Cruiserweight Open to A-Train
Vince: A-Train Cruiserweight Champ, Brilliant!
Heyman: Dammit, this is how you make love to the mic!
Tajiri: Wait where you going?
Ref: HHH needs "assistance"
Tajiri: dammit, cruiserweights here!
Rocks been away for a while huh
worst. northern lights. ever
Kool & The Gang got rave reviews for their surprise concert
Ref: Wow your hair is growing before me very eyes!
YOUR KNEES!!
Cena: I be takin care of business....everyday...takin care of business
RVD: NO NO! You're doing it all wrong!
Show: I hereby announce hell is freezing over, I will be defending the U.S Title
Ref: Good game Eddie
Eddie: Great taste!
Heyman: Less filling!
Heyman: Kurt, Eddie has the ring!
Kurt: Precious?????? YOUS BETRAYED US!
Kurt: HHH isn't here tonight, so make it quick
Eddie is the WWE Champ, and the spotlight still isn't on him
Eddie: Precious!
*Angleslam to Eddie*
JR: STUNNER! BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
sorry, i had nothing for this one
Angle: I'll give this belt back to HHH, your push is....OVER!