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03-05-2004, 01:10 AM
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Inno Knows.
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 Realizing Eddie had a huge push and the WWE title, Vince reported him to the midcard police. Proper action was taken...  Brock: I do now realize my actions were wrong against the Internet, I offer you fans a sacrifice of Hardcore Holly  After Hardcore decapitated Brock, the HHH/WM XX logo glowed with approval  Brock: You shall be bubbly, and you shall be tasty. Bubbly: What about belty Brock? Brock: NO! YOU DON'T SAY THAT NAME AROUND ME!  Stone Cold got into that anti-agin cream again  Brock: Time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail..... *alarm sounds* Brock: Found the fire exit!  Scotty: AAAAAAHHHHHHH Doug: What'd wrong? Scotty: Sorry it's gonna take me a while to get over the loss of Party of Five  Angle: Welcome to tutoring wrestlers for dummies...Hi I'm Kurt Angle  Chavo: Funaki! You been shot! Who did this?! Funaki: ................... Chavo: FUNAKI!!!!!!  Vince: Chavos winning a match?! HHH: Don't worry Vince, he loses the Cruiserweight Open to A-Train Vince: A-Train Cruiserweight Champ, Brilliant!  Heyman: Dammit, this is how you make love to the mic!  Tajiri: Wait where you going? Ref: HHH needs "assistance" Tajiri: dammit, cruiserweights here!  Rocks been away for a while huh  worst. northern lights. ever  Kool & The Gang got rave reviews for their surprise concert  Ref: Wow your hair is growing before me very eyes!  YOUR KNEES!!  Cena: I be takin care of business....everyday...takin care of business  RVD: NO NO! You're doing it all wrong!  Show: I hereby announce hell is freezing over, I will be defending the U.S Title  Ref: Good game Eddie  Eddie: Great taste! Heyman: Less filling!  Heyman: Kurt, Eddie has the ring! Kurt: Precious?????? YOUS BETRAYED US!  Kurt: HHH isn't here tonight, so make it quick  Eddie is the WWE Champ, and the spotlight still isn't on him  Eddie: Precious!  *Angleslam to Eddie* JR: STUNNER! BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF sorry, i had nothing for this one  Angle: I'll give this belt back to HHH, your push is....OVER! |
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03-05-2004, 09:59 AM
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Thread Killer
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The "Smack your TV" campain wasn't goin so well so WWE tried a new one. "Hump a Holly." |
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Hybrid Mode
