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Originally Posted by Tedious Don't get me wrong, I really hope he's okay. But a) it's not the least bit hard to imagine him wandering the desert with a mop. If this was somebody else the humor wouldn't come so easily, but just think of some of the goofy angles he found his way into.

You have effectively proven that you don't distinguish real life with the world of professional wrestling (I will not call it "entertainment, Vince - fuck off).

And b) the way that article comes across makes it sound like nobody is terribly concerned either way. I mean, has anybody even checked his fucking house? There's no mention there that anybody is actively LOOKING for him, just some remarks that a lot of people wonder where he is. There's no "house appears deserted," no "not answering phone calls." My concern will rise when we start hearing of enigmatic text messages.

"Some of his close friends believe he may not actually be alive, but no one has proof one way or another."

You really don't think his close friends would check his house before assuming that he might not be alive? It seems implied, with a statement like that, that they have taken all of the usual measures to locate him, including visiting his place of residence. Read between the lines, Tedious.

If he is dead somewhere and nobody fucking knows about it, that's pretty fucked up. If he's just hiding in Europe then fine. My point is you kind of come off as a dick in that post. That is all.

Saturn vs. Goldberg = Goldberg's 2nd or 3rd best match ever, btw.