Where in the World is...Perry Freakin' Saturn?

[Theo Dious]

Originally Posted by Destor Not trying to be a dick here, but I fail to see the humor. Being serious.

Don't get me wrong, I really hope he's okay. But a) it's not the least bit hard to imagine him wandering the desert with a mop. If this was somebody else the humor wouldn't come so easily, but just think of some of the goofy angles he found his way into. And b) the way that article comes across makes it sound like nobody is terribly concerned either way.

the whereabouts of Perry Saturn was the number one topic of conversation

I mean, has anybody even checked his fucking house? There's no mention there that anybody is actively LOOKING for him, just some remarks that a lot of people wonder where he is. There's no "house appears deserted," no "not answering phone calls." My concern will rise when we start hearing of enigmatic text messages.