Coach wasn't pleased with RAW's new water fountain.
Molly: "Alright Nidia what would you like?"
Nidia: "I want a skull."
Molly: "Well I can draw Kermit the Frog. Would you like a Kermit the Frog?"
Nidia: "No I want a skull."
Molly: "Well I'm going to go ahead and draw Kermit and Frog."
Nidia was pretty nervous to wrestle Cousin It.
Even Molly couldn't tame the beast in Cousin It.
Triple H: "Oh man, what happened?"
Shelton: "Someone hit the joint before we got there."
Triple H: "Who did this to you man, WHO?!!"
Shelton: "It was a man...with a big green mask."
Triple H: "He's dead meat."
After the backstage assault:
Hurricane: "This will be remembered as the day that you ALMOST captured The Hurri...OH SHIT!"
Rhyno started thinking about what he would have to do with the upper management to get a real push, and the look on his face showed his enthusiasm.
The debut of Jubilee on RAW was a huge success.
Johnny: "C'mon Lillian, can't we just go out once like old times?"
Lillian: "Don't start with me Florence!"
Benoit: "FLORENCE?! Hahahahahahahahaha"
HBK: "Oh man Johnny Nitro's real name is Florence?! Hahahahahaha"
Johnny: "Hey shut up...you all shut up!!"
The fans thought it was sweet of Shawn Michaels to help an old man cross the ring.
Ric: Shawn look, a chick with huge knockers in the third row is flashing us!"
HBK: "Oh yeah that's nice...hey Johnny why are you looking at me? Look at her!"
HBK: "I can't believe we won Chris!"
Benoit: "Yeah neither can I, now can you take your hand off my belt."
HBK: " I...I can't, my hand seems to be stuck."
Benoit: "Oh great, someone put super glue on the Tag Team titles."
Ric: "Hehehe!"
Shawn and Chris got used to being stuck together pretty quickly.
Batista: "ME MONSTER IN BED!"
Johnny: "Oh he's the man in the bedroom, take it from me."
Benoit: "Everybody I told about the file is dead."
The beer bottle was looking to get a main event push against HBK and Benoit.
Austin: "...and then I pushed her down the stairs."
Chris's face showed his happiness when Trish told him she has a penis.
Trish was so pissed off at Chris that she walked out on him for the Highlight Reel icon.
Christian: "Don't worry Trish, Chris won't hurt you ever again, just don't play Candyland with him."
The faulty water fountain strikes again.
Kane: "OH...MY...GOD like my mascara is running."
Mr. Clean wasn't prepared for his shoot.
Triple H: "My cock size is this many...WTFFFFFFFFFFF decimal misplacement chief!"
Shelton: "This is how tight my wife's vagina is. What about your's Hunter?"
Once word ot out about Shelton's win over Triple H, Vince gave the command for the flamethrower.
Triple H just found out he's scheduled for another long-term feud with Scott Steiner.