RAW Captions [3-30-2004]

**MVP** · 03-30-2004, 06:01 PM

Coach wasn't pleased with RAW's new water fountain.

Molly: "Alright Nidia what would you like?"
Nidia: "I want a skull."
Molly: "Well I can draw Kermit the Frog. Would you like a Kermit the Frog?"
Nidia: "No I want a skull."
Molly: "Well I'm going to go ahead and draw Kermit and Frog."

Nidia was pretty nervous to wrestle Cousin It.

Even Molly couldn't tame the beast in Cousin It.

Triple H: "Oh man, what happened?"
Shelton: "Someone hit the joint before we got there."
Triple H: "Who did this to you man, WHO?!!"
Shelton: "It was a man...with a big green mask."
Triple H: "He's dead meat."

After the backstage assault:

Hurricane: "This will be remembered as the day that you ALMOST captured The Hurri...OH SHIT!"

Rhyno started thinking about what he would have to do with the upper management to get a real push, and the look on his face showed his enthusiasm.

The debut of Jubilee on RAW was a huge success.

Johnny: "C'mon Lillian, can't we just go out once like old times?"
Lillian: "Don't start with me Florence!"
Benoit: "FLORENCE?! Hahahahahahahahaha"
HBK: "Oh man Johnny Nitro's real name is Florence?! Hahahahahaha"
Johnny: "Hey shut up...you all shut up!!"

The fans thought it was sweet of Shawn Michaels to help an old man cross the ring.

Ric: Shawn look, a chick with huge knockers in the third row is flashing us!"
HBK: "Oh yeah that's nice...hey Johnny why are you looking at me? Look at her!"

HBK: "I can't believe we won Chris!"
Benoit: "Yeah neither can I, now can you take your hand off my belt."
HBK: " I...I can't, my hand seems to be stuck."
Benoit: "Oh great, someone put super glue on the Tag Team titles."
Ric: "Hehehe!"

Shawn and Chris got used to being stuck together pretty quickly.

Batista: "ME MONSTER IN BED!"
Johnny: "Oh he's the man in the bedroom, take it from me."

Benoit: "Everybody I told about the file is dead."

The beer bottle was looking to get a main event push against HBK and Benoit.

Austin: "...and then I pushed her down the stairs."

Chris's face showed his happiness when Trish told him she has a penis.

Trish was so pissed off at Chris that she walked out on him for the Highlight Reel icon.

Christian: "Don't worry Trish, Chris won't hurt you ever again, just don't play Candyland with him."

The faulty water fountain strikes again.

Kane: "OH...MY...GOD like my mascara is running."

Mr. Clean wasn't prepared for his shoot.

Triple H: "My cock size is this many...WTFFFFFFFFFFF decimal misplacement chief!"

Shelton: "This is how tight my wife's vagina is. What about your's Hunter?"

Once word ot out about Shelton's win over Triple H, Vince gave the command for the flamethrower.

Triple H just found out he's scheduled for another long-term feud with Scott Steiner.

03-30-2004, 06:01 PM	#11
MVP Mas Vagina Porfavor Posts: 11,343	Coach wasn't pleased with RAW's new water fountain. Molly: "Alright Nidia what would you like?" Nidia: "I want a skull." Molly: "Well I can draw Kermit the Frog. Would you like a Kermit the Frog?" Nidia: "No I want a skull." Molly: "Well I'm going to go ahead and draw Kermit and Frog." Nidia was pretty nervous to wrestle Cousin It. Even Molly couldn't tame the beast in Cousin It. Triple H: "Oh man, what happened?" Shelton: "Someone hit the joint before we got there." Triple H: "Who did this to you man, WHO?!!" Shelton: "It was a man...with a big green mask." Triple H: "He's dead meat." After the backstage assault: Hurricane: "This will be remembered as the day that you ALMOST captured The Hurri...OH SHIT!" Rhyno started thinking about what he would have to do with the upper management to get a real push, and the look on his face showed his enthusiasm. The debut of Jubilee on RAW was a huge success. Johnny: "C'mon Lillian, can't we just go out once like old times?" Lillian: "Don't start with me Florence!" Benoit: "FLORENCE?! Hahahahahahahahaha" HBK: "Oh man Johnny Nitro's real name is Florence?! Hahahahahaha" Johnny: "Hey shut up...you all shut up!!" The fans thought it was sweet of Shawn Michaels to help an old man cross the ring. Ric: Shawn look, a chick with huge knockers in the third row is flashing us!" HBK: "Oh yeah that's nice...hey Johnny why are you looking at me? Look at her!" HBK: "I can't believe we won Chris!" Benoit: "Yeah neither can I, now can you take your hand off my belt." HBK: " I...I can't, my hand seems to be stuck." Benoit: "Oh great, someone put super glue on the Tag Team titles." Ric: "Hehehe!" Shawn and Chris got used to being stuck together pretty quickly. Batista: "ME MONSTER IN BED!" Johnny: "Oh he's the man in the bedroom, take it from me." Benoit: "Everybody I told about the file is dead." The beer bottle was looking to get a main event push against HBK and Benoit. Austin: "...and then I pushed her down the stairs." Chris's face showed his happiness when Trish told him she has a penis. Trish was so pissed off at Chris that she walked out on him for the Highlight Reel icon. Christian: "Don't worry Trish, Chris won't hurt you ever again, just don't play Candyland with him." The faulty water fountain strikes again. Kane: "OH...MY...GOD like my mascara is running." Mr. Clean wasn't prepared for his shoot. Triple H: "My cock size is this many...WTFFFFFFFFFFF decimal misplacement chief!" Shelton: "This is how tight my wife's vagina is. What about your's Hunter?" Once word ot out about Shelton's win over Triple H, Vince gave the command for the flamethrower. Triple H just found out he's scheduled for another long-term feud with Scott Steiner.