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Originally Posted by Mooияakeя™
Or maybe he is Elijah's dad.
My Boy - i.e. his son and his whole being on here is him gauging a reaction to who likes his son. I started a thread a few weeks back on appreciating Burke and now he is in TNA. I mean... It's more cred than him being Cena. 
None of the above - He just really speaks like that, black or not. Or is that too controversial?  |
The plot thickens! All this sleuthing is giving me a raging clue...
Wait a second...
His user name is smokey...
Smokey, like bacon. Bacon, as we both know, comes from a pig. A Pig is also a slang word for a cop. Cop shows are show on TV late a night. What else is seen only late at night? Vampires.
Smokey is a vampire!
You can drop the ghetto slang, Mister! Moonraker and I have shown the whole board who you really are, you blood sucking night stalker!!!