WOO WOO! Will the Elijah Express make a stop off at TNA?

[Mooияakeя™]

Originally Posted by 4 knuckles up You're not black, just a John Cena mark. Every post I read reaks of you trying to sound black. Wait a second. You're not a Cena mark... You ARE Cena...

Or maybe he is Elijah's dad.

My Boy - i.e. his son and his whole being on here is him gauging a reaction to who likes his son. I started a thread a few weeks back on appreciating Burke and now he is in TNA. I mean... It's more cred than him being Cena.

None of the above - He just really speaks like that, black or not. Or is that too controversial?

[4 knuckles up]

Originally Posted by Mooияakeя™ Or maybe he is Elijah's dad. My Boy - i.e. his son and his whole being on here is him gauging a reaction to who likes his son. I started a thread a few weeks back on appreciating Burke and now he is in TNA. I mean... It's more cred than him being Cena. None of the above - He just really speaks like that, black or not. Or is that too controversial?

The plot thickens! All this sleuthing is giving me a raging clue...

Wait a second...

His user name is smokey...

Smokey, like bacon. Bacon, as we both know, comes from a pig. A Pig is also a slang word for a cop. Cop shows are show on TV late a night. What else is seen only late at night? Vampires.

Smokey is a vampire!

You can drop the ghetto slang, Mister! Moonraker and I have shown the whole board who you really are, you blood sucking night stalker!!!