Ref: "Oh, God... what do I go for, tits or ass? Aw hell, I'll have them both!!!!"
Lita was relieved that Steven Richards ad saved her from a sex-hungry Kane, but, at the same time, she gasped in horror at the horrible price he had to pay.
Coach: "You know, Tajiri, I've always had a thing for Asians."
Impaired Judgment: another side effect of hunger. Grab a snickers.
In a heartwarming moment, both Tajiri and HHH broke kayfabe to give props to the Fonz.
HHH: "You march on Isengard, dammit, or all Middle Earth is lost!!"
Rhyno: "Damn you, Elmers! Where are you in my time of need?"
The tech grows frustrated as Eugene proves to be his better at Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Benoit: "Unforgettable... that's what you are... take it away, Shawn..."
HBK: "Ummmm...."
Christian knew that something was mentally screwed up with Brian Christopher when he started sucking his thumb midmatch.
GMS: "Oh my God! I came back to the WWE, and I have no wrestling skills whatsoever!" Pounds head. "Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!"
Things got horribly surreal when "The Magician" Tyson Tomko pulled Trish Stratus out of Jericho's ass.
Christian, ever a champion of decency, saves the world from another wardrobe malfunction.
The brutality of HHH's attack reached a new level when Tajiri's left forearm snapped clean off!
Tajiri: "Gah!!! You're crushing my neck with your hee----!"
HHH: "Shhhh! Godammit, not in public! Not while Ric's around!"
Tajiri: "Oh, um, you're crushing my neck with your bad guy?"
Kane just loved his new Matt Hardy doll!
Kane was just not amused with the new "Zombie Lita" gimmick.
Kane: "For the love of God, Lita, how many times have I told you... if you don't floss, you're more susceptible to the gum disease known as gingivitis!"
JR: "And on the ring ropes, ladies and gentlemen, is the tightest ass I have ever seen! ... And Stacy's there, too."
Stacy: Ow, wow! Andy Rooney! I love you on 60 Minutes!"
Harley tried to stay in a good mood, but he never was a fan of hiphop, and he was damn sure that Randy wasn't the one with the rap gimmick.
Edge discovered the Figure Four Leglock's true secret: it's user had the power to go Super Saiyan!
The Ref was disappointed that nobody wanted to play "Where is thumbman?"
The Ref was also chagrined when nobody wanted a piggyback ride.
Edge: "Aw, geez, I didn't know that anyone left an elephant rug in the middle of the ring."
Ric: "Jackass."
Benoit's theory that "HBK" was a evil doppleganger proved to be true when Shawn's face melted away.