Thread: Alanis Morisette- "Ironic", or should it be called "Misfortune"?
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Old 06-13-2004, 01:51 PM   #20
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Originally Posted by jonster
death row pardon, ten minutes too late = Bit of a bugger, but what do you care? You're dead.
rain on your wedding day = Whoop de fucking do, it's raining, I wouldn't care
free ride when your already late = would make you less late than walking.
traffic jam when your already late = You should've left earlier, chances are there's usually traffic jams at that time.
10,000 spoons when all you need a knife = Fucking stupid, why the hell would you have 10,000 spoons?
meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife = 1) He's a dick for leading you on, or 2) You're judging him from looks alone and you're a shallow person
No smoking sign on cigarette break = Stupid. What would be the point of producing a cigarette?
good advice that you just didn't take = Stupid. If you knew it was good advice, and you didn't take it then you're an idiot.

Just pointing that out
lol wtf
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