Alanis Morisette- "Ironic", or should it be called "Misfortune"?

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Originally Posted by jonster death row pardon, ten minutes too late = Bit of a bugger, but what do you care? You're dead. rain on your wedding day = Whoop de fucking do, it's raining, I wouldn't care free ride when your already late = would make you less late than walking. traffic jam when your already late = You should've left earlier, chances are there's usually traffic jams at that time. 10,000 spoons when all you need a knife = Fucking stupid, why the hell would you have 10,000 spoons? meeting the man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful wife = 1) He's a dick for leading you on, or 2) You're judging him from looks alone and you're a shallow person No smoking sign on cigarette break = Stupid. What would be the point of producing a cigarette? good advice that you just didn't take = Stupid. If you knew it was good advice, and you didn't take it then you're an idiot. Just pointing that out

lol wtf