Angle proves that he is indeed The Man by balancing Marty Jannety on the tip of his nose.
Angle: "Lost your smile, huh, buddy? I'll show you how to get it back!"
Jannety: "Aaaagghh! That was MICHAELS! MICHAELS!"
As you can see here, Marty was never really a fan of Kurt's "invisible trombone" routine.
Things got really out of hand when some joker off-stage turned on the industrial-sized fans.
Suddenly bored with the match, Marty Jannety began to amuse himself with a one-man game of rock-paper-scissors.
On a special "Saturday Mystery Matinee", come visit an eerie town where unsuspecting children are kidnapped by the Stepford Wives.
Bischoff: "No, seriously, Teddy. This is a stick-up. Give me your wallet."
Randy: "Just so you know, Taker, I left you a little present. In your hat."
Undertaker: "...."
Randy: "No, no, no, Taker! You put your right hand in, put your right hand out, put your right hand in,
then you shake it all about!"
Taker: "Ooohhhhh..."
You've gotta wonder what Taker could be thinking. It could be "How, in a universe as vast and complex as we live in, could there be no God?" or "Where did I leave my keys?"
You know you watch too much wrestling when...
Ref: "Holy crap. Those dreads. They're, like, alive or something."
You know, after an Extreme Makeover, Booker T looks fabulous!
"So, ladies, what's six minus one?"
Rey: "Look at me! I can fly!"
Danny Basham: "Dammit, Rey, we can see your strings."
Eddie knew he was in trouble when the third brother, Giant Basham, attempted to lift him up from the turnbuckle.
Lady in the front row: "Her-cu-LEES! Her-cu-LEES!"
Well, you'd look this way too if your armband was on too tight.