SmackDown! Captions 3/17/05

**El Santo** · 03-18-2005, 11:20 PM

Angle proves that he is indeed The Man by balancing Marty Jannety on the tip of his nose.

Angle: "Lost your smile, huh, buddy? I'll show you how to get it back!"
Jannety: "Aaaagghh! That was MICHAELS! MICHAELS!"

As you can see here, Marty was never really a fan of Kurt's "invisible trombone" routine.

Things got really out of hand when some joker off-stage turned on the industrial-sized fans.

Suddenly bored with the match, Marty Jannety began to amuse himself with a one-man game of rock-paper-scissors.

On a special "Saturday Mystery Matinee", come visit an eerie town where unsuspecting children are kidnapped by the Stepford Wives.

Bischoff: "No, seriously, Teddy. This is a stick-up. Give me your wallet."

Randy: "Just so you know, Taker, I left you a little present. In your hat."
Undertaker: "...."

Randy: "No, no, no, Taker! You put your right hand in, put your right hand out, put your right hand in, then you shake it all about!"
Taker: "Ooohhhhh..."

You've gotta wonder what Taker could be thinking. It could be "How, in a universe as vast and complex as we live in, could there be no God?" or "Where did I leave my keys?"

You know you watch too much wrestling when...

Ref: "Holy crap. Those dreads. They're, like, alive or something."

You know, after an Extreme Makeover, Booker T looks fabulous!

"So, ladies, what's six minus one?"

Rey: "Look at me! I can fly!"
Danny Basham: "Dammit, Rey, we can see your strings."

Eddie knew he was in trouble when the third brother, Giant Basham, attempted to lift him up from the turnbuckle.

Lady in the front row: "Her-cu-LEES! Her-cu-LEES!"

Well, you'd look this way too if your armband was on too tight.

03-18-2005, 11:20 PM	#6
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	Angle proves that he is indeed The Man by balancing Marty Jannety on the tip of his nose. Angle: "Lost your smile, huh, buddy? I'll show you how to get it back!" Jannety: "Aaaagghh! That was MICHAELS! MICHAELS!" As you can see here, Marty was never really a fan of Kurt's "invisible trombone" routine. Things got really out of hand when some joker off-stage turned on the industrial-sized fans. Suddenly bored with the match, Marty Jannety began to amuse himself with a one-man game of rock-paper-scissors. On a special "Saturday Mystery Matinee", come visit an eerie town where unsuspecting children are kidnapped by the Stepford Wives. Bischoff: "No, seriously, Teddy. This is a stick-up. Give me your wallet." Randy: "Just so you know, Taker, I left you a little present. In your hat." Undertaker: "...." Randy: "No, no, no, Taker! You put your right hand in, put your right hand out, put your right hand in, then you shake it all about!" Taker: "Ooohhhhh..." You've gotta wonder what Taker could be thinking. It could be "How, in a universe as vast and complex as we live in, could there be no God?" or "Where did I leave my keys?" You know you watch too much wrestling when... Ref: "Holy crap. Those dreads. They're, like, alive or something." You know, after an Extreme Makeover, Booker T looks fabulous! "So, ladies, what's six minus one?" Rey: "Look at me! I can fly!" Danny Basham: "Dammit, Rey, we can see your strings." Eddie knew he was in trouble when the third brother, Giant Basham, attempted to lift him up from the turnbuckle. Lady in the front row: "Her-cu-LEES! Her-cu-LEES!" Well, you'd look this way too if your armband was on too tight.