RVD: WTF Matt, are you trying out to be a Superbowl referee?
Booker T signals to a sniper in the rafters to shoot Christian in the ass.
WWE presents a new definition for "giving head."
Referee: Dammit RVD, put your damn pants back on!!!
Matt: Well, this is one way to "go over."
Jericho couldn't beleive the Frenchman would actually recreate the scene from American Pie 2.
"WEST SI-EEEEE-DAH!"
The look on Jericho's face may seem confusing, but you can't see where Dupree's OTHER foot is.
Long punches himself in the face when he realizes the irony of his wearing a white suit.
WWE has REALLY sunk to a new low: to save money on transportation, heavyweights will now start to give rides to smaller superstars.
Henry takes the "knuckle sandwich" concept literally.
Spike's suspicions that spitting on Kane's head would stop him did not pan out.
Kane: "Pssst... it says
balls on your shirt!"
Steiner: My god, did you go on a deodorant strike when WCW got sold or what?
Test and Steiner were going to try a "forced oral" move on Goldberg, but the plot was foiled when Steiner's arms were to roided up to bend far enough to unzip his own fly.
Golberg: Look! I really can carry someone!!!
Steiner: Get your hand off my balls.
Goldberg: You don't have any, the roids shrank them to nothing.
Steiner: HEY! That's two roid jokes in a row!!!
Goldberg: I guess Coldwaver is running out of ideas.
Having run out of ideas, Steiner decides to give Goldberg a shoulder rub while awaiting instructions from the Titan Tron.
"The world of real emotion has surrounded me... WHAT?"
Apparently Austin's quad has a built in toilet as well.
Trish: Why do you have a picture of HHH's penis on your phone?
Christian: Well he showed up halfway through the night to hold down our partying skills. (long pause) HEY! How do you recognize HHH's penis???
Long was ecstatic to be pulled into the middle of two wild women.
After the match Long chided Jazz for giving millions of white boys exactly what they wanted.
Orton was stunned as he caught a full on look at the Hurri-package.
Rosey: You killed him, didn't you?!
It's common knowledge in the lockerroom that one more bump could cause Flair to come apart at the seams, so Batista makes the save to avoid losing his spot in Evolution.
Coach: I fart in your general direction!
Bubba: Whose father smelt of elderberries now, biyatch!!!
After breaking the first Teddy Long, Henry simply poops out a replacement.
Golberg threw Orton so high up in the air that he won't come down until #29 in the Rumble.