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Old 01-21-2004, 03:35 PM   #41
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RVD: WTF Matt, are you trying out to be a Superbowl referee?



Booker T signals to a sniper in the rafters to shoot Christian in the ass.



WWE presents a new definition for "giving head."



Referee: Dammit RVD, put your damn pants back on!!!



Matt: Well, this is one way to "go over."



Jericho couldn't beleive the Frenchman would actually recreate the scene from American Pie 2.



"WEST SI-EEEEE-DAH!"



The look on Jericho's face may seem confusing, but you can't see where Dupree's OTHER foot is.



Long punches himself in the face when he realizes the irony of his wearing a white suit.



WWE has REALLY sunk to a new low: to save money on transportation, heavyweights will now start to give rides to smaller superstars.



Henry takes the "knuckle sandwich" concept literally.



Spike's suspicions that spitting on Kane's head would stop him did not pan out.



Kane: "Pssst... it says balls on your shirt!"


Steiner: My god, did you go on a deodorant strike when WCW got sold or what?



Test and Steiner were going to try a "forced oral" move on Goldberg, but the plot was foiled when Steiner's arms were to roided up to bend far enough to unzip his own fly.




Golberg: Look! I really can carry someone!!!
Steiner: Get your hand off my balls.
Goldberg: You don't have any, the roids shrank them to nothing.
Steiner: HEY! That's two roid jokes in a row!!!
Goldberg: I guess Coldwaver is running out of ideas.



Having run out of ideas, Steiner decides to give Goldberg a shoulder rub while awaiting instructions from the Titan Tron.



"The world of real emotion has surrounded me... WHAT?"



Apparently Austin's quad has a built in toilet as well.



Trish: Why do you have a picture of HHH's penis on your phone?
Christian: Well he showed up halfway through the night to hold down our partying skills. (long pause) HEY! How do you recognize HHH's penis???



Long was ecstatic to be pulled into the middle of two wild women.



After the match Long chided Jazz for giving millions of white boys exactly what they wanted.



Orton was stunned as he caught a full on look at the Hurri-package.



Rosey: You killed him, didn't you?!



It's common knowledge in the lockerroom that one more bump could cause Flair to come apart at the seams, so Batista makes the save to avoid losing his spot in Evolution.



Coach: I fart in your general direction!



Bubba: Whose father smelt of elderberries now, biyatch!!!



After breaking the first Teddy Long, Henry simply poops out a replacement.



Golberg threw Orton so high up in the air that he won't come down until #29 in the Rumble.
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:51 PM   #42
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Okay, sorry to everyone else, but the Captioneer of this thread is El Santo. He was on fire for like... the whole thing!!!

I might very well be making a change to my caption of the year sig.
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:55 PM   #43
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Agreed. Santo was ON this week.
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:03 PM   #44
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And the heavens opened up to enlighten Scott Steiner…
Steiner: It’s a suplex!!!!
That is brilliant. That BETTER be one for the Captions of the Year
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Old 01-22-2004, 12:03 AM   #45
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"The world of real emotion has surrounded me... WHAT?"

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Old 01-22-2004, 12:07 AM   #46
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That is brilliant. That BETTER be one for the Captions of the Year

*Screams like a school girl* Yay!
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Old 01-22-2004, 12:13 AM   #47
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Old 01-22-2004, 12:18 AM   #48
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:26 AM   #49
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WWE has REALLY sunk to a new low: to save money on transportation, heavyweights will now start to give rides to smaller superstars.
Hmm... that one gives me an idea.




Mark Henry was duped again when Ric Flair convinced him to give Rico a ride all the way to Green Bay because Rico's car had broken down.


As if to stick it to internet fans, Rene Dupree entered the ring to taunt after Brock Lesnar found out Jericho was the one leaking out spoilers to the press.
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Old 01-22-2004, 02:44 AM   #50
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Wooo! Caption of the year! Now to hold on for 11 months, 10 days.

* twiddles thumbs *
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:21 AM   #51
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Wooo! Caption of the year! Now to hold on for 11 months, 10 days.

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Congrats man!
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:02 AM   #52
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Note to Always450: Rhyno sells Popcorn, NOT Cotton Candy. The Cotton Candy salesman is Sean O'Haire, as it's the only time they'll let him out of the big crate they keep him locked up in.



Booker T signals for a bucket of water so the fire on Christian's head can be extinguished.



Try as he might, Christian just can't pop Booker's neck...



Matt Hardy does it properly, and will now job in the opening match of Heat until May 30th, 3812.



He escapes this punishment by agreeing to become Rico's Tag Team Partner.



Jericho is unimpressed with Rene's Micheal Jackson impression.



Jobbing to Mark Henry is one thing, but Rene Dupree, too? I hate Triple H...



Chris: PANAMA!



Teddy remembers the time he was in Arsenio Hall's Dog Pound.



Rico: Yaaaay! I'm riding a Horse!

Mark: I'm called a HOSS! Get it right!



Rico reminds everyone of a stable Mark USED to be in, much to the chagrin of the World's Strongest Man.



Kane infroms Spike that having only ONE taped fist is really lame. Triple H got wind of this and Kane will now job in the opening match of Heat until May 30, 3812.



In Desperation, Kane decides to join the Rico Stable.



Test: Scott, now is not the time to discuss the pros and cons of the Triple Option Play.



Scott: Damn, that Popcorn Salesman looks Familiar. Is that?

Bill: Yep, it's Rhyno.

Test: Hurry up already, I got to fire the T-Shirt Cannon in 5 minutes.



Gimme a T!



Scott's attempt to ride a Hoss isn't as successful.



Austin's lecture on how to assemble a Nuclear reactor using 2 potatoes, a Straw, and a car's Radio Attenna caused the fans to say "What?" for a whole new reason...



What's so great about "FOLK FEAR", again?



Trish watches intently as Christian teaches her how to operate a Cell Phone.



The Ref wonders why the star of Horror Movies always takes out the Black Man first. Then, Long's neck gets snapped on the apron. You know, maybe Teddy was right, all along...



The Crowd is shocked when Jazz offers a visual interpretation to the lyrics of Tool's "Stinkfist".



Hurricane hops up on the second turnbuckle to avoid the laser that pierced both of Orton's legs.



Flair and Batista look on as SHIT stands over a pile of Hurricane. Something isn't right here...



Batista stops Flair in his attempt to jump through the hoop made from D-Von's arms, go over the table, and land in the waiting arms of Bubba Ray.



D-Von is mesmerized as Coach recites the entire Consitution from his memory.



Bubba Ray wasn't as impressed.



Teddy is horrified as he watches Randy hump Mark Henry's leg.



Nothing says Bad Day like when your right forearm turns into Randy Orton.
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Matt:?...?...?I know what to say...I'M V1AHHHHHHHH!


First Micheal Jackson...
Then Steve Elirwin and now...
Kane the third person to perform the "Baby Dangler"
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