Eddie: *Thump Thump* PEEP 4 LIFE!
Eddie: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with masks...
Rey: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with lawns...
Eddie: See you, LATER!
Rey: You TOO!
Morgan: T... T.... T... TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!
Jobber: What sideburns?
Morgan: I... I... I... I... I SAID TRIM THEM!!!!
Mercury: *Sigh* This move is so old...
Scotty Too Hotty, oldest 'young person' on SmackDown!.
Cena: YOU WANT OCEAN NOISES!?!?!?!
JBL: Ye... Yeah...
Cena: Shhhhhhh... Shhhhhh... Shhhh... Hooooonk... Hoooonk.... CAW CAW CAW!!!
Kurt Angle is Kane's number one dentist's assistant.
Fit: NO! STOP!
Brian: NO!
Charles: NOOOOO!
Kurt: STOP RIGHT THERE! ONE MORE MOVE AND I WILL HUMP HER LEG! I SWEAR IT!
Fit: Okay, okay, no one wants to get hurt... Let me jus-
Kurt: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME ANY CLOSER! *Commences humping*
Chavo ripped a hole in the space time continuum... Right in Rey's belly.
Chavo: Woah, that's something you don't see everyday...
Break Dancing Rey, coming to a theater near you!
Rey: It's MAAAAGIC! *Wink upward*
Rene (holding strings in the rafters): God I need a new job...
Rey: Come on, man...
Eddie: ...
Rey: Come on, I didn't mean it!
Eddie: ...
Rey: OKAY, FINE, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ICE CREAM CONE! GOD!
Orlando: There there, Booker...
Booker: WAAAA! I WANT MY BLANKET! WAAAAA!
The chop to the head from Hell.
*SLAP*
Sharmel: Uh oh...
Booker: TELL ME... You didn't just slap his mouth off...
Sharmel:
Booker: .... RUN SUCKA!!!
JBL: I... I didn't realize it... I'm sorry...
Cena: Now you understand why I can never sit down in a rocking chair again.
JBL: Yes, yes I do... Oh my GOD... *Throws up*
Rey: I am the chair MASTA! I'M THE MAST- *KICK* Oops, sorry Chavo...
Rey loved his swing set.
Eddie: Oh my God... Oh my God... I didn't know your head was an egg! I'm sorry! Oh my God!!!
Eddie: I said NEVER steal the cookies from the cookie jar! Capeesh?
Eddie: I won my very own Rey Mysterio!
Rey: Emmett... Are you Emmett Brown?
Woman: He's delusional...
Rey: Weeeeeee!
Cena: Talk about beady little eyes...
JBL: SHUT UP! It's an eye condition!