SmackDown! Captions Thread (Cinco de Mayo '05! 05/05/05 no matter how you write it!!)

**Xero** · 05-06-2005, 09:31 AM

Eddie: *Thump Thump* PEEP 4 LIFE!

Eddie: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with masks...
Rey: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with lawns...
Eddie: See you, LATER!
Rey: You TOO!

Morgan: T... T.... T... TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!
Jobber: What sideburns?
Morgan: I... I... I... I... I SAID TRIM THEM!!!!

Mercury: *Sigh* This move is so old...

Scotty Too Hotty, oldest 'young person' on SmackDown!.

Cena: YOU WANT OCEAN NOISES!?!?!?!
JBL: Ye... Yeah...
Cena: Shhhhhhh... Shhhhhh... Shhhh... Hooooonk... Hoooonk.... CAW CAW CAW!!!

Kurt Angle is Kane's number one dentist's assistant.

Fit: NO! STOP!
Brian: NO!
Charles: NOOOOO!
Kurt: STOP RIGHT THERE! ONE MORE MOVE AND I WILL HUMP HER LEG! I SWEAR IT!
Fit: Okay, okay, no one wants to get hurt... Let me jus-
Kurt: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME ANY CLOSER! *Commences humping*

Chavo ripped a hole in the space time continuum... Right in Rey's belly.
Chavo: Woah, that's something you don't see everyday...

Break Dancing Rey, coming to a theater near you!

Rey: It's MAAAAGIC! *Wink upward*
Rene (holding strings in the rafters): God I need a new job...

Rey: Come on, man...
Eddie: ...
Rey: Come on, I didn't mean it!
Eddie: ...
Rey: OKAY, FINE, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ICE CREAM CONE! GOD!

Orlando: There there, Booker...
Booker: WAAAA! I WANT MY BLANKET! WAAAAA!

The chop to the head from Hell.

*SLAP*
Sharmel: Uh oh...
Booker: TELL ME... You didn't just slap his mouth off...
Sharmel:

Booker: .... RUN SUCKA!!!

JBL: I... I didn't realize it... I'm sorry...
Cena: Now you understand why I can never sit down in a rocking chair again.
JBL: Yes, yes I do... Oh my GOD... *Throws up*

Rey: I am the chair MASTA! I'M THE MAST- *KICK* Oops, sorry Chavo...

Rey loved his swing set.

Eddie: Oh my God... Oh my God... I didn't know your head was an egg! I'm sorry! Oh my God!!!

Eddie: I said NEVER steal the cookies from the cookie jar! Capeesh?

Eddie: I won my very own Rey Mysterio!

Rey: Emmett... Are you Emmett Brown?
Woman: He's delusional...
Rey: Weeeeeee!

Cena: Talk about beady little eyes...
JBL: SHUT UP! It's an eye condition!

05-06-2005, 09:31 AM	#8
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Eddie: Thump Thump PEEP 4 LIFE! Eddie: Heavy breathing I like what you do with masks... Rey: Heavy breathing I like what you do with lawns... Eddie: See you, LATER! Rey: You TOO! Morgan: T... T.... T... TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS! Jobber: What sideburns? Morgan: I... I... I... I... I SAID TRIM THEM!!!! Mercury: Sigh This move is so old... Scotty Too Hotty, oldest 'young person' on SmackDown!. Cena: YOU WANT OCEAN NOISES!?!?!?! JBL: Ye... Yeah... Cena: Shhhhhhh... Shhhhhh... Shhhh... Hooooonk... Hoooonk.... CAW CAW CAW!!! Kurt Angle is Kane's number one dentist's assistant. Fit: NO! STOP! Brian: NO! Charles: NOOOOO! Kurt: STOP RIGHT THERE! ONE MORE MOVE AND I WILL HUMP HER LEG! I SWEAR IT! Fit: Okay, okay, no one wants to get hurt... Let me jus- Kurt: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME ANY CLOSER! Commences humping Chavo ripped a hole in the space time continuum... Right in Rey's belly. Chavo: Woah, that's something you don't see everyday... Break Dancing Rey, coming to a theater near you! Rey: It's MAAAAGIC! Wink upward Rene (holding strings in the rafters): God I need a new job... Rey: Come on, man... Eddie: ... Rey: Come on, I didn't mean it! Eddie: ... Rey: OKAY, FINE, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ICE CREAM CONE! GOD! Orlando: There there, Booker... Booker: WAAAA! I WANT MY BLANKET! WAAAAA! The chop to the head from Hell. SLAP Sharmel: Uh oh... Booker: TELL ME... You didn't just slap his mouth off... Sharmel: Booker: .... RUN SUCKA!!! JBL: I... I didn't realize it... I'm sorry... Cena: Now you understand why I can never sit down in a rocking chair again. JBL: Yes, yes I do... Oh my GOD... Throws up Rey: I am the chair MASTA! I'M THE MAST- KICK Oops, sorry Chavo... Rey loved his swing set. Eddie: Oh my God... Oh my God... I didn't know your head was an egg! I'm sorry! Oh my God!!! Eddie: I said NEVER steal the cookies from the cookie jar! Capeesh? Eddie: I won my very own Rey Mysterio! Rey: Emmett... Are you Emmett Brown? Woman: He's delusional... Rey: Weeeeeee! Cena: Talk about beady little eyes... JBL: SHUT UP! It's an eye condition!