Stacy botches lifting her shirt.
Stacy: I still can't hear the ocean..
Christian = Your NEXT American Idol.
Flair: Yup, it's broke. It's got a crack in it. **RIM SHOT**
And as the role of Christian, Keanu Reeves.
Christy: OMG, I loved you in Entrapment!
Bischoff: .....dumb broad.
Conway: Random... PAC-MAN!
Grenier: WAKKA WAKKA.... WAKKA!
Bischoff: Whoa..
Davairi: But I wanted to hug Jericho first!
Davairi: Yeah, that's right. We know how to make you talk!
Benjamin: NO, NOT A DOUBLE KNOT!
Hussan: Haha, you will be the gayest cowboy since Curtis if you don't tell us what's your favorite radio station!
Benjamin: NEV--what?!
Say what you will, but this was one innovative looking water fountain.
HHH: Me looking like Lemmy from Motorhead? Next you'll tell me that this isn't a Drumstick in my han-- How'd you do that?!
Batista: I dunno. Internet?
Batista: Can I get a new one. My belt doesn't spin anymore.
Flair: What did Stephanie tell us to get at the market, Mighty Thor?
HHH: Unga Bunga, Me not Thor. Me Game. ARRRGG!!! ***LIFTS A RANDOM HAMMER IN THE AIR!**
Lita: Wow, what a match!
Ref: Um, Lita? The ring's behind you. You're just staring at the popcorn machine.
Lita: Juh?
Edge: WHINEY FACE!
HBK: Watch me, God!
God: MMMmm.. Popcorn... oh, um, yea, I saw you. Nice kick, Snitsky.
SPONTANIOUS BUSHWHACKER DANCE !
Edge: Oh, SHI-- Matt, put down that hammer, NOOO.. oh, it's just you, Mighty Thor.
HHH: STOP CALLING ME THAT, PUNY HUMAN! **Lifts hammer up into the air!**
END.