RAW Captions 9/5/05

**Gone Mad** · 05-10-2005, 09:24 PM

Stacy botches lifting her shirt.

Stacy: I still can't hear the ocean..

Christian = Your NEXT American Idol.

Flair: Yup, it's broke. It's got a crack in it. **RIM SHOT**

And as the role of Christian, Keanu Reeves.

Christy: OMG, I loved you in Entrapment!
Bischoff: .....dumb broad.

Conway: Random... PAC-MAN!
Grenier: WAKKA WAKKA.... WAKKA!
Bischoff: Whoa..

Davairi: But I wanted to hug Jericho first!

Davairi: Yeah, that's right. We know how to make you talk!
Benjamin: NO, NOT A DOUBLE KNOT!
Hussan: Haha, you will be the gayest cowboy since Curtis if you don't tell us what's your favorite radio station!
Benjamin: NEV--what?!

Say what you will, but this was one innovative looking water fountain.

HHH: Me looking like Lemmy from Motorhead? Next you'll tell me that this isn't a Drumstick in my han-- How'd you do that?!
Batista: I dunno. Internet?

Batista: Can I get a new one. My belt doesn't spin anymore.

Flair: What did Stephanie tell us to get at the market, Mighty Thor?
HHH: Unga Bunga, Me not Thor. Me Game. ARRRGG!!! ***LIFTS A RANDOM HAMMER IN THE AIR!**

Lita: Wow, what a match!
Ref: Um, Lita? The ring's behind you. You're just staring at the popcorn machine.
Lita: Juh?

Edge: WHINEY FACE!

HBK: Watch me, God!
God: MMMmm.. Popcorn... oh, um, yea, I saw you. Nice kick, Snitsky.

SPONTANIOUS BUSHWHACKER DANCE !

Edge: Oh, SHI-- Matt, put down that hammer, NOOO.. oh, it's just you, Mighty Thor.
HHH: STOP CALLING ME THAT, PUNY HUMAN! **Lifts hammer up into the air!**

END.

05-10-2005, 09:24 PM	#1
Gone Mad EL MERO MERO! Posts: 4,259	Stacy botches lifting her shirt. Stacy: I still can't hear the ocean.. Christian = Your NEXT American Idol. Flair: Yup, it's broke. It's got a crack in it. RIM SHOT And as the role of Christian, Keanu Reeves. Christy: OMG, I loved you in Entrapment! Bischoff: .....dumb broad. Conway: Random... PAC-MAN! Grenier: WAKKA WAKKA.... WAKKA! Bischoff: Whoa.. Davairi: But I wanted to hug Jericho first! Davairi: Yeah, that's right. We know how to make you talk! Benjamin: NO, NOT A DOUBLE KNOT! Hussan: Haha, you will be the gayest cowboy since Curtis if you don't tell us what's your favorite radio station! Benjamin: NEV--what?! Say what you will, but this was one innovative looking water fountain. HHH: Me looking like Lemmy from Motorhead? Next you'll tell me that this isn't a Drumstick in my han-- How'd you do that?! Batista: I dunno. Internet? Batista: Can I get a new one. My belt doesn't spin anymore. Flair: What did Stephanie tell us to get at the market, Mighty Thor? HHH: Unga Bunga, Me not Thor. Me Game. ARRRGG!!! *LIFTS A RANDOM HAMMER IN THE AIR! Lita: Wow, what a match! Ref: Um, Lita? The ring's behind you. You're just staring at the popcorn machine. Lita: Juh? Edge: WHINEY FACE! HBK: Watch me, God! God: MMMmm.. Popcorn... oh, um, yea, I saw you. Nice kick, Snitsky. SPONTANIOUS BUSHWHACKER DANCE ! Edge: Oh, SHI-- Matt, put down that hammer, NOOO.. oh, it's just you, Mighty Thor. HHH: STOP CALLING ME THAT, PUNY HUMAN! Lifts hammer up into the air! END.