Batista: Aaagh! Get this guy offa' me!
Christian: Oh, crap. I think he's allergic to my cologne, Captain Charisma Cologne by Clavin Klein! (alliteration, bitches!)
Batista: OW! Who put the shiny thing on my head! Dave MAD!!!
Christian: Okay, I'm, uh...upside-down here...
JBL: Get this chair off of your head, stupid! I need to sit down!
Batista: GRGMGLRMGGFLFRLFF??
JBL: What are you DOING!! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK, YOU SHAVED APE!!!
I'm sorry, but I just have to interject here and say that... Mrs. Mysterio is HOT!!!
Oh, how I wish I were Dominick right now. Instead of "Dominick-on-a-Pole" it's more like "Dominick-WITH-a-Pole"
Rey: You're the
maricon, ese!
Eddie:
Eddie: Don't lie to me, homes! There is NOT a homely looking woman with a clipboard behind me! I'm not falling for THAT!
Eddie: Okay, Dominick, see that over there? That's a pole. We're going to strap you to it and have a match. Winner gets you.
Dominick: Um...I'm not goin' up there...
Dominick: [puts up hand with number] By the way, I give this gimmick five weeks before it gets downright ridiculous.
Sr. and Sra. Mysterio finally realize just how ugly Rey's shirt really is.
Kamala: No!! I save you from X-Pac sucking machine!
Randy: It's too late for me, o cannabilistic one. Save yourself!
Kim Chee: What about me?
Randy: You're not fooling anyone, DOINK THE CLOWN!!!
Nick Patrick: Dare me to stick my finger up his nose?
Kamala got bored patting his own belly, so he lifted Randy up to have a go at his.
Orton awaits the next half of the message, "OFF".
You wouldn't like Orton when he's sad...now, he is... THE INCREDIBLE SULK!!!
Christian: I could've come up with a better caption than that, TerranRich. Psshh...
Batista: I want to know who this BATUTA guy is and why he vandalilzed my title!
Mercury: I know there's a Stop Doing That Stupid Spinaroonie Pose and Dance button around here somewhere...
Booker: ANGRYBOOKERTATTAAAACCKKKAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
Edge [o.s.]: I taught him that angry face. I'm so proud!
Booker T: Oh man that STINKS! AAAH, put your arm DOWN!
Nick Patrick: Damn, that's just brutal, Joey. B - R - ... OOTAL!!
He's planning it...I know it! He's planning...HEIDENRAPE!!!
Animal: You see that guy over there, Heidenreich? He is THE homo...
Benoit: And THAT'S for having ONE gimmick, let alone TWO!!
Super Crazy has a hard time fitting all of Steven Richards...