The One, The Only . . . SmackDown! Captions Thread! (for 08.11.2005)

**TerranRich** · 08-13-2005, 12:39 AM

Batista: Aaagh! Get this guy offa' me!

Christian: Oh, crap. I think he's allergic to my cologne, Captain Charisma Cologne by Clavin Klein! (alliteration, bitches!)

Batista: OW! Who put the shiny thing on my head! Dave MAD!!!
Christian: Okay, I'm, uh...upside-down here...

JBL: Get this chair off of your head, stupid! I need to sit down!
Batista: GRGMGLRMGGFLFRLFF??

JBL: What are you DOING!! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK, YOU SHAVED APE!!!

I'm sorry, but I just have to interject here and say that... Mrs. Mysterio is HOT!!!

Oh, how I wish I were Dominick right now. Instead of "Dominick-on-a-Pole" it's more like "Dominick-WITH-a-Pole"

Rey: You're the maricon, ese!
Eddie:

Eddie: Don't lie to me, homes! There is NOT a homely looking woman with a clipboard behind me! I'm not falling for THAT!

Eddie: Okay, Dominick, see that over there? That's a pole. We're going to strap you to it and have a match. Winner gets you.
Dominick: Um...I'm not goin' up there...

Dominick: [puts up hand with number] By the way, I give this gimmick five weeks before it gets downright ridiculous.

Sr. and Sra. Mysterio finally realize just how ugly Rey's shirt really is.

Kamala: No!! I save you from X-Pac sucking machine!
Randy: It's too late for me, o cannabilistic one. Save yourself!
Kim Chee: What about me?
Randy: You're not fooling anyone, DOINK THE CLOWN!!!

Nick Patrick: Dare me to stick my finger up his nose?

Kamala got bored patting his own belly, so he lifted Randy up to have a go at his.

Orton awaits the next half of the message, "OFF".

You wouldn't like Orton when he's sad...now, he is... THE INCREDIBLE SULK!!!

Christian: I could've come up with a better caption than that, TerranRich. Psshh...

Batista: I want to know who this BATUTA guy is and why he vandalilzed my title!

Mercury: I know there's a Stop Doing That Stupid Spinaroonie Pose and Dance button around here somewhere...

Booker: ANGRYBOOKERTATTAAAACCKKKAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
Edge [o.s.]: I taught him that angry face. I'm so proud!

Booker T: Oh man that STINKS! AAAH, put your arm DOWN!
Nick Patrick: Damn, that's just brutal, Joey. B - R - ... OOTAL!!

He's planning it...I know it! He's planning...HEIDENRAPE!!!

Animal: You see that guy over there, Heidenreich? He is THE homo...

Benoit: And THAT'S for having ONE gimmick, let alone TWO!!

Super Crazy has a hard time fitting all of Steven Richards...

08-13-2005, 12:39 AM	#2
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	Batista: Aaagh! Get this guy offa' me! Christian: Oh, crap. I think he's allergic to my cologne, Captain Charisma Cologne by Clavin Klein! (alliteration, bitches!) Batista: OW! Who put the shiny thing on my head! Dave MAD!!! Christian: Okay, I'm, uh...upside-down here... JBL: Get this chair off of your head, stupid! I need to sit down! Batista: GRGMGLRMGGFLFRLFF?? JBL: What are you DOING!! GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK, YOU SHAVED APE!!! I'm sorry, but I just have to interject here and say that... Mrs. Mysterio is HOT!!! Oh, how I wish I were Dominick right now. Instead of "Dominick-on-a-Pole" it's more like "Dominick-WITH-a-Pole" Rey: You're the maricon, ese! Eddie: Eddie: Don't lie to me, homes! There is NOT a homely looking woman with a clipboard behind me! I'm not falling for THAT! Eddie: Okay, Dominick, see that over there? That's a pole. We're going to strap you to it and have a match. Winner gets you. Dominick: Um...I'm not goin' up there... Dominick: [puts up hand with number] By the way, I give this gimmick five weeks before it gets downright ridiculous. Sr. and Sra. Mysterio finally realize just how ugly Rey's shirt really is. Kamala: No!! I save you from X-Pac sucking machine! Randy: It's too late for me, o cannabilistic one. Save yourself! Kim Chee: What about me? Randy: You're not fooling anyone, DOINK THE CLOWN!!! Nick Patrick: Dare me to stick my finger up his nose? Kamala got bored patting his own belly, so he lifted Randy up to have a go at his. Orton awaits the next half of the message, "OFF". You wouldn't like Orton when he's sad...now, he is... THE INCREDIBLE SULK!!! Christian: I could've come up with a better caption than that, TerranRich. Psshh... Batista: I want to know who this BATUTA guy is and why he vandalilzed my title! Mercury: I know there's a Stop Doing That Stupid Spinaroonie Pose and Dance button around here somewhere... Booker: ANGRYBOOKERTATTAAAACCKKKAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! Edge [o.s.]: I taught him that angry face. I'm so proud! Booker T: Oh man that STINKS! AAAH, put your arm DOWN! Nick Patrick: Damn, that's just brutal, Joey. B - R - ... OOTAL!! He's planning it...I know it! He's planning...HEIDENRAPE!!! Animal: You see that guy over there, Heidenreich? He is THE homo... Benoit: And THAT'S for having ONE gimmick, let alone TWO!! Super Crazy has a hard time fitting all of Steven Richards...