Shawn: This is how you get a push...
Shawn attempts to physically stop Masters from staring at his man boobs while Carlito happily break dances.
The truth is revealed: He is called "Slick Ric" because he sweats motor oil...
Worst. 619. Ever.
WWE stoops to a new low by forcing potential pushees to jerk them off in-ring.
Someone said that the WWE Should seriously consider pushing Matt Hardy...
Introducing Gene Snitsky's tag team partner.
John Cena, no longer the spotlight on Raw, is being reduced to re-enact Shawn Micheals famous interviews. Here's his "Lost his Smile" promo.
Got Wood?
Edge: This is a check swing.
Matt:
Matt: (to himself) Wait a minute, how many times does a Ladder get used in a Street Fight?
After Crushing Edge's skull with the flying stomp off the ladder, Matt Hardy was reduced to jobbing to Todd Grisham on Raw.
The referee reveals himself to be a closet Matt Hardy fan, devastating Edge with a tandem Side-Effect/Powerbomb.
Lita: That seems familiar, Did I ever have that happen to me?
Lita botches remembering.
Edge: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GAVE MAE YOUNG MY HOTEL ROOM KEY?
Bischoff is concerned: The Hardy/Edge feud was only supposed to kill HARDY'S Career.
Torrie: Ooooh, you're shiny!
Ashley: Why'd you have to go and make things so Complicated?
First the referee, and now Torrie Wilson? everyone is a Matt Hardy fan these days...
Kid on the far left: Dude, you can see right up her skirt, man!
his buddy: Yeah...
Kid on the far left: Dude, I just filled the cup
Torrie is heartbroken; she's in the ring with 3 chicks and a referee, and he just HAS to be gay...
Victoria is so hot, she ogles her OWN breasts.
Momma Show: Paul, I told you not to carry your jobbers around by their throat. You know that they'll fuse into a toe sucking pervert.
Momma Show: See, I told you.