RAW Captions 29/8/05

**Vastardikai** · 08-30-2005, 11:51 AM

Shawn: This is how you get a push...

Shawn attempts to physically stop Masters from staring at his man boobs while Carlito happily break dances.

The truth is revealed: He is called "Slick Ric" because he sweats motor oil...

Worst. 619. Ever.

WWE stoops to a new low by forcing potential pushees to jerk them off in-ring.

Someone said that the WWE Should seriously consider pushing Matt Hardy...

Introducing Gene Snitsky's tag team partner.

John Cena, no longer the spotlight on Raw, is being reduced to re-enact Shawn Micheals famous interviews. Here's his "Lost his Smile" promo.

Got Wood?

Edge: This is a check swing.

Matt:

Matt: (to himself) Wait a minute, how many times does a Ladder get used in a Street Fight?

After Crushing Edge's skull with the flying stomp off the ladder, Matt Hardy was reduced to jobbing to Todd Grisham on Raw.

The referee reveals himself to be a closet Matt Hardy fan, devastating Edge with a tandem Side-Effect/Powerbomb.

Lita: That seems familiar, Did I ever have that happen to me?

Lita botches remembering.

Edge: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GAVE MAE YOUNG MY HOTEL ROOM KEY?

Bischoff is concerned: The Hardy/Edge feud was only supposed to kill HARDY'S Career.

Torrie: Ooooh, you're shiny!

Ashley: Why'd you have to go and make things so Complicated?

First the referee, and now Torrie Wilson? everyone is a Matt Hardy fan these days...

Kid on the far left: Dude, you can see right up her skirt, man!

his buddy: Yeah...

Kid on the far left: Dude, I just filled the cup

Torrie is heartbroken; she's in the ring with 3 chicks and a referee, and he just HAS to be gay...

Victoria is so hot, she ogles her OWN breasts.

Momma Show: Paul, I told you not to carry your jobbers around by their throat. You know that they'll fuse into a toe sucking pervert.

Momma Show: See, I told you.

08-30-2005, 11:51 AM	#11
Vastardikai Taller than Adam Cole Posts: 10,876	Shawn: This is how you get a push... Shawn attempts to physically stop Masters from staring at his man boobs while Carlito happily break dances. The truth is revealed: He is called "Slick Ric" because he sweats motor oil... Worst. 619. Ever. WWE stoops to a new low by forcing potential pushees to jerk them off in-ring. Someone said that the WWE Should seriously consider pushing Matt Hardy... Introducing Gene Snitsky's tag team partner. John Cena, no longer the spotlight on Raw, is being reduced to re-enact Shawn Micheals famous interviews. Here's his "Lost his Smile" promo. Got Wood? Edge: This is a check swing. Matt: Matt: (to himself) Wait a minute, how many times does a Ladder get used in a Street Fight? After Crushing Edge's skull with the flying stomp off the ladder, Matt Hardy was reduced to jobbing to Todd Grisham on Raw. The referee reveals himself to be a closet Matt Hardy fan, devastating Edge with a tandem Side-Effect/Powerbomb. Lita: That seems familiar, Did I ever have that happen to me? Lita botches remembering. Edge: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GAVE MAE YOUNG MY HOTEL ROOM KEY? Bischoff is concerned: The Hardy/Edge feud was only supposed to kill HARDY'S Career. Torrie: Ooooh, you're shiny! Ashley: Why'd you have to go and make things so Complicated? First the referee, and now Torrie Wilson? everyone is a Matt Hardy fan these days... Kid on the far left: Dude, you can see right up her skirt, man! his buddy: Yeah... Kid on the far left: Dude, I just filled the cup Torrie is heartbroken; she's in the ring with 3 chicks and a referee, and he just HAS to be gay... Victoria is so hot, she ogles her OWN breasts. Momma Show: Paul, I told you not to carry your jobbers around by their throat. You know that they'll fuse into a toe sucking pervert. Momma Show: See, I told you.