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Cranky Kong
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Make me an Ezekiel Jackson fan.
I bet you can't, because he fucking sucks.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Some guys in a chat room were talking about big Zeke and that they think he's gonna become King of the Ring.
I told them that it looked like his brain was leaking out of his head cause he didn't have a skull bone. |
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#4 |
Cranky Kong
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His theme song is amazing, but the buck stops there.
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This was Zeke's best character. Basically a silent type with a great knowledge and quirky character playing contrast to the high-energy Kendrick. |
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Cranky Kong
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They should have Zeke in NeXus.
He definitely needs to go heel, that's for sure. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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His match with Christian at the Royal Rumble was the best match on the card (aside from the Rumble), but that probably had more to do with Christian.
He made a decent heel, but he seems pretty terrible as a face. He needs to seriously stop smiling all the time. In fact, stop smiling at all. Looks goofy as heck when he does. Also, he needs the full beard back. |
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#9 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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::waves magic wand::
You are now AN Zeke Jackson fan! |
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He gets hit over the head and starts to think he's the son of Ahmed Johnson complete with incomprehensible promos, theme music, attire and finisher.
uh..maybe that wouldnt help out that much, but it would be something |
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It's High Noon!
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Let's make a quick comparison.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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He's the wildcard in the King of the Ring tournament!!! The other contenders don't know anything about him!!! He's a mystery to everyone!!!
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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you're both African Americans
perhaps there can be some sort of solidarity between you |
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Narc stole my star
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King K Cool
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Spammy Certified
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I Am Perfection
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Save_Us.sandwich
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Last of a Dying Forum
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He hits like a truck, he's huge, and he moves. He has nothing but potential.
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Would be more likeable if he had a personality and a non-generic big guy move-set.
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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His theme song is all you need.
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#23 |
Voices Say I'm Awesome...
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#24 |
He's Here
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#25 |
Narc stole my star
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Feeling Oof-y
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#27 |
He's Here
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Someone seriously needs to make a Zeke/Ahmed mashup theme.
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A Property of Matter
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I would agree with Lock Jaw that his match with Christian was pretty good. Other than that I can't remember anything he's done, but to be fair he was out for a long time and doesn't get much time now.
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#29 |
king of sucks
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that fued was great an i liked his ecw run. that is about half his wwe run so far, in other words i like him.
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#30 |
it's really real meat
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this here is what we call domination
it's a combination of skill and concentration |
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#31 |
The Sellsword
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Triple A's best friend!
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So rise to the occasion, do something amazing
'Cause anything that I do, I dominate it. |
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You're Welcome.
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I really couldn't sell you on him unless I'm sold on him. All I see is a modern Ahmed Johnson.
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Has anyone even beat Zeke yet since his return?
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#35 |
it's really real meat
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i don't think they've even mentioned him as the last ecw champion
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#36 |
King K Cool
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#37 |
You're Welcome.
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#38 |
Cranky Kong
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#39 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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I asked cause I couldn't remember. I was thinking though, that since he is, and all of his matches have been squash matches, you think he could maybe be a type of lesnar/lashley carbon copy? I mean if he blasts through KOTR, it could be a credible threat to Miz and if Miz goes over it gives credit to his character and Zeke gets a nice push out of it. In the end WWE has created another upper Mid-Card/Lower Main Event guy, and built guys up further. That or JoMo, both guys have beaten each other, and seems still like the best fit. |
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#40 |
He's Here
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He should start coming out with the title saying he was screwed. He was on top of the world (kayfabe peoples) and the brand just folded.
Go on a crusade claiming that he shouldn't have to wrestle scrubs and all that, because he was and is the ECW Champion of the World. |
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