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Old 05-16-2004, 01:53 PM   #1
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The best of the Rock
I know there's already a thread for the funniest lines, but I thought of making one exclusively for The Rock.

So you guys start, 'coz I suck at remembering the Rock's lines; there are way too many golden ones.
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Old 05-16-2004, 06:11 PM   #2
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From Raw February 2003 in Toronto (I was there)

"The Rock is: The jabroni eating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, the biggest thing to hit Canada cause the Maple Leafs suck!!!

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Old 05-16-2004, 06:13 PM   #3
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Old 05-16-2004, 06:13 PM   #4
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Also from a Raw in 2000 I think

To Chris Jericho:

"You think you impress the Rock by fighting some jabroni down south named Juventud!"
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Old 05-16-2004, 06:36 PM   #5
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I forget the actual words, but this was sort of the gist of it:

(in the buildup for Hogan/Rock 2)

"In one corner, you've got one of the biggest legends in wrestling history, the man who made wrestling what it is today, without a doubt the greatest champion of all time.....and in the other corner....you've got Hulk Hogan."
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Old 05-16-2004, 06:42 PM   #6
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Also from Raw 2003 in Toronto (that I attended)

To the Hurricane:

"The Rock knows exactly who you are, green cape, H on your chest, green mask, oh you're the Hamburgler. Get The Rock a cheeseburger, no ketchup!!!
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Old 05-16-2004, 07:08 PM   #7
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'...and then you used to whisper in the Rocks ear, and say 'Hey Rock, go for second base' and then I would slide my hand up your knee ever so slowly....and then YOU GO AND CUT THE ROCK OFF!'

Somthing like that
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Old 05-16-2004, 07:18 PM   #8
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I know there's already a thread for the funniest lines, but I thought of making one exclusively for The Rock.

So you guys start, 'coz I suck at remembering the Rock's lines; there are way too many golden ones.
Actually someone made this like a month ago.
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Old 05-17-2004, 06:54 PM   #9
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Raw 1999 (This is your life Segment)

To his ex-girlfriend:

"Now in front of the Rock's fans you come in the middle of People's ring wanting to offer the Rock a giant piece of that Poontang pie? Well the Rock just has one thing to say about that, Poontang your ass on outa here!"
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Old 05-17-2004, 07:00 PM   #10
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I always liked the interview where he forgot his lines and started quoting Flair, Savage, Hart and Hogan.
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Old 05-17-2004, 09:18 PM   #11
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[grumbles about having started this thread earlier, only to drop into the abyss]

...anyway...

during the Rock-Billy Gunn feud that culminated at SummerSlam 99, there was of course, the "IT DOESN'T MATTER" speech that ruled all...

...but there was another hidden gem that took a cue from another classic line he spat out at the Big Show:

"Well, as soon as your music hits... 'WELL, I'M AN A(SS)-HOOOOOOOOLE!!"

man, I wish I could get that on tape.
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Old 05-17-2004, 09:21 PM   #12
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Another Rock genius moment, was the night he impersonated HHH early in 2000:

"Tonight...uhhhhh.... I am the Game...uhhh.... and I'm going to be talking about absolutely nothing...uhhhh...."

"Well, the Rock says.... uhhhh.... urrrghhhh... YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK!!"

(King goes nuts that the Rock said such a thing after this, later, the Rock says...)

"...well, it's not gonna be another DX Night. Because frankly, the thought of another DX Night makes the Rock want to stick his finger down his throat and spew The People's Vomit all over your candy asses!"

I know there is a video of this clip somewhere out there. Can't find it on Kazaa, so if anyone has this, PM me.
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Old 05-17-2004, 09:23 PM   #13
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Also his promo before Armageddon 2000 when he imitaded Austin, HHH, Taker, Rikishi, and Kurt Angle

My favorite impression was Stone Cold. "I am going to get into my pick-up truck, drink some Steve-wisers, listen to some Backstreet Boys, and that's the bottom line cause the great one said so."
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Old 05-17-2004, 09:53 PM   #14
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Old 05-17-2004, 11:39 PM   #15
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The RAW 5/17/04 segment with Coach and Eugene.
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:11 AM   #16
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Old 05-18-2004, 01:05 AM   #17
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Hard to pick out of all The Rock's greatest lines, but another one of my favorites that haven't been mentioned was when Rock got interviewed by Lilian and kept coming on to her until she wanted it, then made fun of her when she wasn't on the subject of a match that night. Some of the lines "Lilian, The Rock knows you get wet.............with perspiration standing this close to The Great One." "How would Lilian like to try the People's Strudel" Lilian "More than anything in the world, Rock" Rock "What the hell is the matter wit you? A little professionalism Lilian Garcia, please. " Good stuff
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:00 AM   #18
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Hard to pick out of all The Rock's greatest lines, but another one of my favorites that haven't been mentioned was when Rock got interviewed by Lilian and kept coming on to her until she wanted it, then made fun of her when she wasn't on the subject of a match that night. Some of the lines "Lilian, The Rock knows you get wet.............with perspiration standing this close to The Great One." "How would Lilian like to try the People's Strudel" Lilian "More than anything in the world, Rock" Rock "What the hell is the matter wit you? A little professionalism Lilian Garcia, please. " Good stuff

Rock in TO BABY WOOOOOOO

and by the way he was aweosme tonight with Eugene
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:43 AM   #19
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The Rock to lillian:
"Lillian stop looking at the rock's package"

and at wrestlemania 20 with Foley:
"This is wrestlemania 20 Mick. We're at Madison Square Garden. Everyone is here. Look, the hamburgerler and Grimus are here (pointing at hurricane and Rosey)"
HAHAH, that cracked me up
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:56 AM   #20
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I can't remember the ENTIRE Rock's 12 Days of Christmas on Test, just 4-2, which was funny enough:

"4 Rock Bottoms, 3 People's Elbows, on your 2 Buck Teeth..."
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:27 AM   #21
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That made laugh for at least 5 mins.
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Old 05-18-2004, 06:07 AM   #22
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The Rock is so great, it hurts.
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Old 05-18-2004, 07:02 AM   #23
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I know it wasn't really Rock, but when Kurt done that 'interview' with him. That cracked me up alot.
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Old 05-19-2004, 12:54 AM   #25
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I know it wasn't really Rock, but when Kurt done that 'interview' with him. That cracked me up alot.
LMFAO, that was hilarious.

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I remember when he forgot his lines. HBK was next to him, and when he quoted Bret, Shawn just burst out laughing.

"Wat'cha gonna do, when.. no thats not it. Oooooo Yeah, dig.. no thats not it. To be the man, WOOOOOOO, you gotta, no thats not it. I'm the best there is, the best there was, no thats not it, If Ya Smeeeeeeell, what the Rock, is cookin'!"

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Old 05-18-2004, 10:56 AM   #27
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Hey, all of you can't forget this: it was back when we had the WCW/ECW allience....Here is what I remember:

Rock:"I guess its how the saying goes: Booker T hair done by Woopi, Shane McMahon still a pussy!"

Y2J: Hey, you forgot the other two. We are dealing with The Man's Beast, and the ho's beast! We're dealing with the gore, and the whore!!!

"Rock: Oh, this is a ryming contest between you and The Rock. Listen to this....Booker T and Shane: The punk-ass sucka, and the silver spoon mutha ****a!!"

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I liked the Rock/Gillberg/Goldberg segment.When Rock brought Gillberg out to pretend to be Goldberg and then when Goldberg came out he tried to blame Gillberg.lol.Went something like this.

Goldberg comes down.Rock looks at Gillberg,"Oh look what you did now,He will come down here and whip your ass".
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Three segments come to mind:

A 1999 episode of Sunday Night Heat, where he cut a promo on Billy Gunn. This was the first time he said "It doesn't matter."

During the Rock/Mankind feud for the WWF Title. Out of the many great promos between the two, one stood out: A "Dr. Suess inspired" promo between Rock and Foley explaining how they're going to make each other say I quit at the Royal Rumble.


Shortly after The Giant debuted in the WWF, he and Rock butted heads, and The Rock called him out, telling him to bring his roody-poo, candy ass to the ring. Problem was, everytime he said the insult, the crowd would repeat it before he finished. Rock then gave up and said," We'll go ahead and say my catchprase then: "If you smell what The Rock is cookin'.
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The Rock/Jericho promo before the No. 1 Contender match in 99/2000.

The 'La Bamba' Promo on Eddie

The thing with the Radicalz where he says He's gonna slap Perry Saturns crooked eye straight.

You could make a 3 hour video on Rocks classic promo's alone.
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Old 05-20-2004, 05:58 AM   #32
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You could make a 3 hour video on Rocks classic promo's alone.
It would be way OVER 3 hours, IMO.
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Old 05-20-2004, 08:33 AM   #33
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There were some good Rock/Sock Al Snow ones as well.

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