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View Poll Results: what is your Favorite ATHF Member | |||
Frylock |
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2 | 16.67% |
Meatwad |
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5 | 41.67% |
Master Shake |
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3 | 25.00% |
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2 | 16.67% |
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#1 |
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Favorite ATHF member
Meatwad has to be the funniest
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#2 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Meatwad is funny but I think im gonna have to go with Master Shake.
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Von Killer
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Frylock
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Out of the three main characters - Master Shake but seeing as Carl is up there, I have to vote for him.
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#5 |
feel the madness
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Definitely meatwad.
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Inignot, but since he is not there, Frylock.
Ship come in, air conditioner turn on. |
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#7 |
feel the madness
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I forgot about those space ship guys. They are OKAY.
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Err
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Quote:
Or I'll bow em for you!
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#11 |
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Best Mooninite quotes:
Inignot: You and your third dimension. Frylock: What about it? Inignot: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five. [Pause] Err: Thousand. Inignot: Yes, five thousand. Err: Don't question it. Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two. Inignot: Well, that sounds like a personal problem. Inignot: Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err. Err: I am Err. Inignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon. Err: You said it right. Inignot: Our race is hundred of years beyond yours. Err: Man, you hear what he's saying? Inignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon. Err: We're the moon. Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon. Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you. Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn. Inignot: This pornography is infinitely excellent. Inignot: Our god is a god of vengeance. A god of hate. Err: A god of action. Inignot: Our god is an Indian who can turn into a wolf and... Err: Dude, that's Wolfen. Inignot: Yes, well Wolfen will come after you, with his razor. Meatwad: Where's my whiskey? I'm 'bout to get tore up! Inignot: We shall acquire some whiskey on the way to the mall. Err: And then you can get tore up. Inignot: And pass out in the hot sun. Meatwad: Them's my boys! Inignot: Your roommate is a nerd. Err: Yes, on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks. Inignot: Pick up that stereo and sink it deep within your body. Meatwad: But then that would be stealing. Err: Not if you need it, and you need it. [looking at porn] Err: Oh man, you gotta check this out. Meatwad: Oh yeah baby, that's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straight 6? Err: I think I have a straight 6. Inignot: Ooooo. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless. Frylock: What happened to Meatwad? Err: He got busted man. Inignot: For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area. Inignot: On the moon, the weekend has advanced beyond your wildest dreams. Weekends now take up the entire week, and jobs have been phased out accordingly. Err: We get checks from the government. And we use them to buy beer. Meatwad: Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that's what I really want. Inignot: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not. Err: Yeah, see, those dogs, they can smell ANYTHING. So you gotta kick 'em in the throat. Meatwad: Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out. Inignot: Come on, Meatman. Let's go break the law to fulfill your primitive needs. Meatwad: Well, I don't think so. Last time you were here you threw me at an old lady's mailbox and you made me moon Boy Scout Troop No. 324. Err: Ha ha, ha ha! We did! Inignot: Well... this time we won't. Meatwad: Okay, cool. Let me just get my keys. Inignot: The innocent shall suffer - big time. Ignignot: Just say here, and by here we mean "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane." Err: You do has the Scorpions have before you! Inignot: Where shall I drape this wet, primitive Earth towel? Carl: Hey guys! What are you doing in my house... without my permission? Inignot: We're here to steal your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations. Err: We smoke while we flip the bird. Err: Ya all have any eggs? Shake: I don't know guys. Lemme check. Err: 'Cause I'm totally gonna mess someone's house up! Inignot: Yes, eggs or pot... Either one. Meatwad: Hey, a, Frylock, do we have any pot? Frylock: No, we don't! Marijuana is illegal. Err: What about Nitrous, man? Inignot: Shut up, Err. Inignot: [flipping the bird] I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can. Master Shake: [emerges from Carl's pool and gasps for breath] Twenty seconds! It's a new world record! Inignot: [emerges from Carl's pool] Twenty-three seconds. Err: That is the new moon record! Inignot: Then it shall be so. Err: Now and forever. I love the Mooninites. |
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#12 |
Bo Knows
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Meatwad get the money see.
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Inno Knows.
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Frylock: hey Carl, you know what tonight is right?
Carl: Yeah tonight I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second........nah I messing with ya I got a cable line back there yeah Carl ![]() |
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#14 |
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yeah I only rememberd Errs name and not the other ones.....Who are the people with all the pointy things?
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